ChampBlankman
@champblankman.bsky.social
Gender is a societal construct. Avowed pacifist (exceptions made for fascists), Athiest Secular Humanist, Anarchist Socialist. ENM and Pan gamer Dad. Living on ancestral Lenni-Lanape land.
Three pieces of Power and I'm still kinda thinking about that Three Ball.
But probably taking the Jet like a disciplined human being.
But probably taking the Jet like a disciplined human being.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Three pieces of Power and I'm still kinda thinking about that Three Ball.
But probably taking the Jet like a disciplined human being.
But probably taking the Jet like a disciplined human being.
Aileron. You use the helicopter stick to do an aileron roll.
(Note: I am historically a bad Spymaster)
(Note: I am historically a bad Spymaster)
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Aileron. You use the helicopter stick to do an aileron roll.
(Note: I am historically a bad Spymaster)
(Note: I am historically a bad Spymaster)
What was the rarest/coolest/priciest piece of Magic ephemera or card you got to see/hold/own while a Wizard of the Coast?
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What was the rarest/coolest/priciest piece of Magic ephemera or card you got to see/hold/own while a Wizard of the Coast?
Reposted by ChampBlankman
Reagan. also quoted some of Manufacturing Consent, as I too often do.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reagan. also quoted some of Manufacturing Consent, as I too often do.
I think I'd 100% take the path that they took, just probably a little more slowly instead of opening the tap all the way and functionally making players drink from a firehose.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think I'd 100% take the path that they took, just probably a little more slowly instead of opening the tap all the way and functionally making players drink from a firehose.
Bond could die as often as Kenny from South Park and still sell movie tickets.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Bond could die as often as Kenny from South Park and still sell movie tickets.
Doomsday. We going in, boiz.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Doomsday. We going in, boiz.
Derfington proxies should be legal in sanctioned matches.
Citadel.
Citadel.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Derfington proxies should be legal in sanctioned matches.
Citadel.
Citadel.
The danger is to the booty, and it can kill.
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The danger is to the booty, and it can kill.
Serving. Serving w/ sunglasses. Serving. Serving w/ regular glasses.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Serving. Serving w/ sunglasses. Serving. Serving w/ regular glasses.
So wildly underrated. In my top 5 of the 2020's easily.
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So wildly underrated. In my top 5 of the 2020's easily.
Certainly a more challenging draft that I expected without the warping effects of Walkers.
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Certainly a more challenging draft that I expected without the warping effects of Walkers.
Until very recently, @andrewmagrini.bsky.social had 555-JANK which was exactly this.
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Until very recently, @andrewmagrini.bsky.social had 555-JANK which was exactly this.
Hell of a career so far! Congratulations.
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hell of a career so far! Congratulations.