Levi
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Levi
@chainsawperson.bsky.social
VT alum | he/ they
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February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Health insurance company got a chatbot and I have to admit it does make the process faster
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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UPDATE: “FBI formally notified Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (BCA) on it will not provide the BCA with access to any information or evidence that it has collected in the 1/24 shooting death of Alex Pretti.”

🤔A lawless regime. Abolish ICE.

dps.mn.gov/news/bca/sta...
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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remember when centrists would call you an insane person if you said jeff bezos ownership is going to run the washington post into the ground
For those of you keeping score at home, the actual cut to the Post newsroom was 45%, not the widely reported one third. Remaining journalists are a bit over 400, down from around 1100 four years ago and 580 when Bezos bought the place.
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Fondly remembering the months of weirdness/unhinged comments we got from Pritzker fiends on this app and others for simply (and accurately!) covering state police attacks on protesters outside Broadview. Godspeed to everyone in Minnesota facing the same from the Walz fan club
🚨BREAKING: Local Minneapolis police SWARM ICE protesters making mass arrests in front of ICE prison. One protesters forehead is gushing blood ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Republicans in December 2024: You have one month, degenerates😈
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I can’t believe bad bunny tapped out of hot ones that’s so…💔💔
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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They called it AI and now I gotta debate the definition of intelligence with my barber
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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It’s hard to put into perspective how truly massive the warehouse is that was recently sold by the Rockefeller Group to the Department of Homeland Security for $70 million to build a concentration camp in Surprise, AZ. Across the street is a huge neighborhood and a school. It’s 400,000-square-feet.
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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The same data set mentioned below shows the total number of people in immigrant detention passing the 70,000 mark for the first time on the public record.

Keep in mind that number does not include people held in untraditional facilities, like hotels and office buildings.
The average daily population at Dilley, the family detention center that held 5-year-old Liam Ramos, is up to 867, according to new federal data.

There's currently active cases of measles at Dilley and lawyers say their clients are on lockdown.

(h/t @geoffhing.bsky.social who pulled data)
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
White people really can’t help but bring up how great Obama was in every single conversation about ICE bro. The cognitive dissonance of these people is astounding. “Man I really miss the sowing” ass country
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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STAR TRIBUNE: “No Humanity” in the detention centers. Overcrowded cells where immigrants “have to take turns lying down”

Private prisons raking in billions while they cut costs, feed them little, ignore health issues.

All in our name. 🇺🇸
www.startribune.com/no-humanity-...
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Green Day’s doing the Super Bowl let’s fucking go
January 28, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Outside a Minneapolis hotel is a lone agent, swaying, baffled, with a bloody nose he may have given himself, fumbling with the pin of a smoke grenade, demanding to see the MPD (which weren't there), and trying to hold his gun between his knees.

Can't make this shit up.
January 26, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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No one outside of the government knows when the agents who killed Silverio Villegas González went back into the field because no one outside of the government knows who they are.
The Border Patrol agent in Chicago who shot Marimar Martinez five times “was back at work within, I think, three days of the incident in our case,” her lawyer told me.

www.huffpost.com/entry/marima...
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 AM