Cervantes Xavier 🇨🇦
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Cervantes Xavier 🇨🇦
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Sheesh, already up to 500 followers! I should warn you all the September Sumo tournament leads right into NHL preseason action, so this account is about to get verrry confusing.

But as promised, new profile pic of a very fungi.

Seeing Travis Kelseys junk.

666 followers and my new pp is TKs 🍑.
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Remember when everyone thought ICBC rates were high?
WOW, just wow, look at those rate increases in Alberta!

More Alberta Advantage!
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Him: don't use a straw

Me: I know, it's bad for the environment

Him: well yeah but it's just a weird fucking way to eat green beans
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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More hope for Long Covid🌈 from Stellenbosch University;

“identified the most predictive biomarker combinations, enhancing diagnostic reliability and paving the way for personalized medicine approaches.

www.su.ac.za/en/faculties...
Scientists reveal another piece in Long COVID puzzle
New study reveals a structural association between circulating microclots and neutrophil extracellular traps (NETs) in patients with Long COVID. When dysregulated, this interaction may become pathogen...
www.su.ac.za
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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65 Years Ago,,, History was made. #RubyBridges
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Sooooo dementia sleepy Joe Biden is actually a mastermind who framed Trump by adding evidence to the Epstein Files. Which are a hoax, but are being investigated. After trump closed the investigation in July, and said there was no client list.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Who would've guessed that "the Mark of the Beast" would wind up being just a clot of cheap spray-tan goo.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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you should read this
I wrote about a potential IOC ban over transgender, intersex and DSD athletes and how that ties in with the tragic death of Lia Smith here in the U.S.

Mostly, I ask is anyone going to care about those who have been hurt the entire time by this movement?
What happens when the dog catches the car does it just stop and wag its tail and everyone pats it on the head saying good job?
Ahead of the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea the IOC held a series of roundtables with journalists on a number of topics. This was a standard thing that their media relations team wou...
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November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Both parties should support this. Using AI to generate a video of a candidate saying something he didn’t say should be illegal. Especially since many voters think it is real. I will condemn any candidate from either party who does this.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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You might remember the B.C. white nationalist conference I covered a few months back, Exiles of the Golden Age.

Well, @antihate.ca just identified 18 attendees -- and CBC got two more.

Naturally, these dudes have been crashing out.

So I gathered some favourites for your viewing pleasure:
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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this guy played a major part in introducing "smokeshow" and "pussification" into the popular american lexicon.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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lately i've been thinking about how LLMs must feel really amazing to use if you're a dumbass, but incredibly frustrating if you're just basically competent in life.
Is AI making job recruitment less meritocratic? We're getting some v interesting research studies on this question now, and the news is... not good. @jburnmurdoch.ft.com & I dive in, in the latest edition of our newsletter The AI Shift www.ft.com/content/e5b7...
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Oh another one is that there never was any backlash to woke. It didn't happen. Regular people generally want to be nice to and help other people. There was a top down strategized campaign to destroy woke by nazis and their nazi allies in media.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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The roster moves we all saw coming with Zach Hyman's return tomorrow.

#LetsGoOilers
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can't stop laughing at Wakamotoharu doing a clean henka on Yokozuna Hoshoryu for a kinboshi.

Hosh had no problem doing it when he needed to win the last tournament, so he doesn't get to complain now. But if looks could kill, an entire stable would be fried now.

#KyushoBasho2025
#Sumosky
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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So, @theglobeandmail.com wants us not to be angry with the cement-headed anti-vaxxers who deliberately reject scientific truths and wreck our herd immunity to measles, and instead to treat them “gently” and “with compassion.”
Hogwash.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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When Canada elected JD Vance’s old buddy to Parliament, you had to know he’d get up to some weird shit.

Conservative MP Jamil Jivani hasn’t disappointed.

Most recently, he sent an invitation to the other MPs on the Hill for his event to “end Liberal racism.”

I got my hands on the invite:
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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@safety.bsky.app The Department of War by my count has 5 videos of murder. As well as threats to kill people.

> To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs—we will kill you.

These posts are direct violations of the "Community Guidelines".
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"woodchipper, feet first" is not a death threat the person could already be dead and requested their body be disposed of in this manner
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The Trump admin is an organized crime operation that has control of the US government.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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woodchipper head-first would have been better?
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Message to all faculty: your expertise is no longer trusted or valued at this so-called “university.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM