Cervantes Xavier 🇨🇦
@cervantesx.bsky.social
Unlocked at 1000 followers
I'm sorry, I have to call shenanigans.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm sorry, I have to call shenanigans.
I started freezing rotisserie chicken carcasses so I could eventually make a thick chicken stock, freeze it into cubes, and use it for easy flavour when I'm cooking.
It turns out 6 is too many. I can hear it clucking.
It turns out 6 is too many. I can hear it clucking.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I started freezing rotisserie chicken carcasses so I could eventually make a thick chicken stock, freeze it into cubes, and use it for easy flavour when I'm cooking.
It turns out 6 is too many. I can hear it clucking.
It turns out 6 is too many. I can hear it clucking.
I wanted to get the right accents for David Tomášek, so I asked Google, and as usual it was a terrible, terrible idea. 1 current #Oiler listed.
Good to know Podzilla is "usually listed as a forward" though.
#LetsGoOilers
Good to know Podzilla is "usually listed as a forward" though.
#LetsGoOilers
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I wanted to get the right accents for David Tomášek, so I asked Google, and as usual it was a terrible, terrible idea. 1 current #Oiler listed.
Good to know Podzilla is "usually listed as a forward" though.
#LetsGoOilers
Good to know Podzilla is "usually listed as a forward" though.
#LetsGoOilers
When you write your first post, click this symbol down with the photo/gif buttons to create a thread.
If you do seperate posts the only way to find the second one is to go to your profile and start scrolling, and frankly, nobody is doing that.
Plus you never said there was a part 2.
hth, hand
If you do seperate posts the only way to find the second one is to go to your profile and start scrolling, and frankly, nobody is doing that.
Plus you never said there was a part 2.
hth, hand
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When you write your first post, click this symbol down with the photo/gif buttons to create a thread.
If you do seperate posts the only way to find the second one is to go to your profile and start scrolling, and frankly, nobody is doing that.
Plus you never said there was a part 2.
hth, hand
If you do seperate posts the only way to find the second one is to go to your profile and start scrolling, and frankly, nobody is doing that.
Plus you never said there was a part 2.
hth, hand
Terrible things happened in that bedroom...
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Terrible things happened in that bedroom...
Mfw I'm trying to figure this out:
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mfw I'm trying to figure this out:
Come on Wil, surely you remember how much the original series catered to the traditional Republican of the time...
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Come on Wil, surely you remember how much the original series catered to the traditional Republican of the time...
Heck, here's the formal insignia for the skull and bones society of fucking Yale University, whose members include former presidents. Not far off, eh?
Absent anything else identifying, this sure seems like right wing disinfo campaign to discredit their opponent, not secret fascist.
Absent anything else identifying, this sure seems like right wing disinfo campaign to discredit their opponent, not secret fascist.
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Heck, here's the formal insignia for the skull and bones society of fucking Yale University, whose members include former presidents. Not far off, eh?
Absent anything else identifying, this sure seems like right wing disinfo campaign to discredit their opponent, not secret fascist.
Absent anything else identifying, this sure seems like right wing disinfo campaign to discredit their opponent, not secret fascist.
WhatsApp is advertising AI integration now.
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
WhatsApp is advertising AI integration now.
This piece is delightful, and this screencap is *chef's kiss*, but a disturbing offhand comment in the article worries me. Halligan presumes that disappearing Signal chats are automatically off the record. Where did she learn that from and who else is doing it?
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This piece is delightful, and this screencap is *chef's kiss*, but a disturbing offhand comment in the article worries me. Halligan presumes that disappearing Signal chats are automatically off the record. Where did she learn that from and who else is doing it?
It bothers me that these aren't aligned.
October 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It bothers me that these aren't aligned.
The #Oilers will be in salary cap heaven over the next few years.
Not only did Davo leave $8m on the table, but everybody important is locked up for years. The only two raises due here are Philp and Savoie, and the cap is going up almost $20m.
Bowman better spend every penny and pick he has.
Not only did Davo leave $8m on the table, but everybody important is locked up for years. The only two raises due here are Philp and Savoie, and the cap is going up almost $20m.
Bowman better spend every penny and pick he has.
October 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The #Oilers will be in salary cap heaven over the next few years.
Not only did Davo leave $8m on the table, but everybody important is locked up for years. The only two raises due here are Philp and Savoie, and the cap is going up almost $20m.
Bowman better spend every penny and pick he has.
Not only did Davo leave $8m on the table, but everybody important is locked up for years. The only two raises due here are Philp and Savoie, and the cap is going up almost $20m.
Bowman better spend every penny and pick he has.
Seems like slightly more of this red is in the RHD's area.
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Seems like slightly more of this red is in the RHD's area.
It's sometimes crazy how the feed takes the same idea in completely different ways.
October 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's sometimes crazy how the feed takes the same idea in completely different ways.
#LetsGoOilers news!
Word is Ingram wants to play close to home, so some teams above the #Oilers on the waiver wire who may have been interested will likely pass.
If he can get back to his old form, CI is a definite upgrade on Pickard.
Plus he helps restore our 'multiple Connors' good luck charm.
Word is Ingram wants to play close to home, so some teams above the #Oilers on the waiver wire who may have been interested will likely pass.
If he can get back to his old form, CI is a definite upgrade on Pickard.
Plus he helps restore our 'multiple Connors' good luck charm.
September 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
#LetsGoOilers news!
Word is Ingram wants to play close to home, so some teams above the #Oilers on the waiver wire who may have been interested will likely pass.
If he can get back to his old form, CI is a definite upgrade on Pickard.
Plus he helps restore our 'multiple Connors' good luck charm.
Word is Ingram wants to play close to home, so some teams above the #Oilers on the waiver wire who may have been interested will likely pass.
If he can get back to his old form, CI is a definite upgrade on Pickard.
Plus he helps restore our 'multiple Connors' good luck charm.
My favourite Joey moment (although there were many).
September 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My favourite Joey moment (although there were many).
Talk about burning out bright and fast...
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Talk about burning out bright and fast...
Not doomer. Realist.
But let's hear from the World Press Freedom Index instead, which ranks the US 57th out of 180 countries rated.
But let's hear from the World Press Freedom Index instead, which ranks the US 57th out of 180 countries rated.
September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Not doomer. Realist.
But let's hear from the World Press Freedom Index instead, which ranks the US 57th out of 180 countries rated.
But let's hear from the World Press Freedom Index instead, which ranks the US 57th out of 180 countries rated.