Chris Miller
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No book of mine has been to more continents without being read than Roberto Bolano’s 2666. I can’t wait to find out where I next take it without opening it up.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
No book of mine has been to more continents without being read than Roberto Bolano’s 2666. I can’t wait to find out where I next take it without opening it up.
Tired: Christmas market glühwein
Wired: Christmas market caipirinha
Wired: Christmas market caipirinha
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tired: Christmas market glühwein
Wired: Christmas market caipirinha
Wired: Christmas market caipirinha
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Lastings Milledge: one of the great baseball names, sounds right at home on a left fielder or on a magistrate at the Salem witch trials
Lastings Milledge (2006-2007). It’s better to burn out than to fade away
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Lastings Milledge: one of the great baseball names, sounds right at home on a left fielder or on a magistrate at the Salem witch trials
Us trying to find a Lisbon restaurant on Uber Eats that will deliver plain noodles with butter for the four year old while we are on date night (we have a sitter) reminds me about the related song on the John Mulaney kids special
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Us trying to find a Lisbon restaurant on Uber Eats that will deliver plain noodles with butter for the four year old while we are on date night (we have a sitter) reminds me about the related song on the John Mulaney kids special
Today in nice things we can’t have in the United States, the 22,00 euro Kia station wagon
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today in nice things we can’t have in the United States, the 22,00 euro Kia station wagon
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there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Following in the footsteps of John Winthrop and having a Thanksgiving dinner at the Lisbon Hard Rock Cafe.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Following in the footsteps of John Winthrop and having a Thanksgiving dinner at the Lisbon Hard Rock Cafe.
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When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
At a Ukrainian brewery in Lisbon playing dominos with my four year old and the stuffed axolotl she got 3 hours ago. It’s going about how you would expect.
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
At a Ukrainian brewery in Lisbon playing dominos with my four year old and the stuffed axolotl she got 3 hours ago. It’s going about how you would expect.
Black Friday has conquered Portugal
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Black Friday has conquered Portugal
Fuck and no.
A reader asked the Ethicist: We moved away, leaving behind dysfunctional family dynamics. Now, with neurodiverse kids and tough travel logistics, we don't want to return for the holidays. Our aging parents miss their only grandkids. Do we have a duty to visit? nyti.ms/3LQzJ89
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fuck and no.
Love to be headed out the door to drive 4 hours to Dulles to go to Lisbon and the four year old is refusing all footwear options
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Love to be headed out the door to drive 4 hours to Dulles to go to Lisbon and the four year old is refusing all footwear options
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I caught you knocking
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I caught you knocking
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
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Feds encountering loudmouthed Chicago women
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feds encountering loudmouthed Chicago women
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He is risen
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He is risen
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Judge Matthew Thornhill's burning love for Elvis Presley prompted him to occasionally wear an Elvis wig on the bench — behavior that a judicial conduct commission cited in calling for him to be suspended and then resign. Court documents say he agreed to step down after nearly 20 years on the bench.
Missouri Judge Who Wore Elvis Wig in Court Agrees to Resign
Judge Matthew E.P. Thornhill also talked about politics and played Elvis songs in court, a judicial commission said.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Judge Matthew Thornhill's burning love for Elvis Presley prompted him to occasionally wear an Elvis wig on the bench — behavior that a judicial conduct commission cited in calling for him to be suspended and then resign. Court documents say he agreed to step down after nearly 20 years on the bench.
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damn they brought back literal filibusters
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
damn they brought back literal filibusters
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![Comic. [Two people transferring cargo between a dock and a ship on a cart. A box has fallen off of it into the water labeled “EPIRB: Water-Activated Distress Beacons, 1600 ct”] [caption] “Hello, Coast Guard? We’d like to apologize once again for the 1,600 simultaneous false alarms this morning...”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidpifawma7njovmrjjqs75maq6ggimmrbjcfjtwhfejj65veo32pq@jpeg)
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psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Her first film will be g rated
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Imagine organizing your whole life around a movie whose central point you missed.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Imagine organizing your whole life around a movie whose central point you missed.