Chris Miller
@cemiller9903.bsky.social
Black Friday has conquered Portugal
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Black Friday has conquered Portugal
I caught you knocking
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I caught you knocking
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more?
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
The best captcha was the one Cards Against Humanity did a few years ago on Black Friday
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The best captcha was the one Cards Against Humanity did a few years ago on Black Friday
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
Timeline cleanse! Post a beautiful or adorable thing, please.
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Timeline cleanse! Post a beautiful or adorable thing, please.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Will always love that she thought that this cartoon was great and smacked down her staff when they objected, with it even being sold in her gift shop. RIP.
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Will always love that she thought that this cartoon was great and smacked down her staff when they objected, with it even being sold in her gift shop. RIP.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
September 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
How did I forget the crown jewel of my legal career? A surgeon connected to zoom to give sworn testimony while performing surgery. (We kicked him off, when we brought him back he was in his office.)
September 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How did I forget the crown jewel of my legal career? A surgeon connected to zoom to give sworn testimony while performing surgery. (We kicked him off, when we brought him back he was in his office.)
The three year old is constantly changing her mind on who is her best friend, and because I’m terminally online I always immediately think of this meme
May 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The three year old is constantly changing her mind on who is her best friend, and because I’m terminally online I always immediately think of this meme
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
Last Tuesday a front going through Texas scooped up many tons of dirt and deposited it in Roanoke in a Friday night rain storm that sounded like sleet. Area cars are filthy and car wash lines stretch down the block.
March 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Last Tuesday a front going through Texas scooped up many tons of dirt and deposited it in Roanoke in a Friday night rain storm that sounded like sleet. Area cars are filthy and car wash lines stretch down the block.
what's your favourite acting role by a singer
February 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
what's your favourite acting role by a singer
This year’s holiday coverage:
January 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This year’s holiday coverage:
Enjoyed this month’s hard copy edition of
the onion, which also had several pages of QR codes linking to holiday articles from years past
the onion, which also had several pages of QR codes linking to holiday articles from years past
January 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Enjoyed this month’s hard copy edition of
the onion, which also had several pages of QR codes linking to holiday articles from years past
the onion, which also had several pages of QR codes linking to holiday articles from years past
But you want to be discreet, can’t be eating omakase in the middle of the street
January 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
But you want to be discreet, can’t be eating omakase in the middle of the street