CelestialQwert
@celestialqwert.bsky.social
Long Sock Wearer, Skee-Ball Speedrunner, and FFXIV Enthusiast
non biney they/them
non biney they/them
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Merry Truckmas
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry Truckmas
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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WHAT YEAR IS IT
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WHAT YEAR IS IT
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"there are only two genders" oh??? explain this
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
"there are only two genders" oh??? explain this
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Guess I'm breaking my however many month streak of redeeming the weekly free game on Epic lol
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Guess I'm breaking my however many month streak of redeeming the weekly free game on Epic lol
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Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Phew, they fixed i..OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Phew, they fixed i..OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
December 4, 2023 at 7:57 PM
these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
This isn't AI it's just the bathroom guy from Rocko's Modern Life
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This isn't AI it's just the bathroom guy from Rocko's Modern Life
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
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all hail the thanksgiving tube
November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
all hail the thanksgiving tube
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers