Bird
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Geralt of Rivia and Triss Merigold of Maribor wow at Grammys.
February 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Geralt of Rivia and Triss Merigold of Maribor wow at Grammys.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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“Being an ai ‘artist’ is like going thru a drive thru & saying you’re a chef.” So sick of hearing this bs. 🙄 It’s more like waiting for your neighbor to have DoorDash dropped off on their porch & then telling someone else to go steal it for you while you sit on the couch & decide your a 4 star chef.
January 25, 2026 at 1:24 PM
“Being an ai ‘artist’ is like going thru a drive thru & saying you’re a chef.” So sick of hearing this bs. 🙄 It’s more like waiting for your neighbor to have DoorDash dropped off on their porch & then telling someone else to go steal it for you while you sit on the couch & decide your a 4 star chef.
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I don't want to live in a world where we forget how to be kind to each other and that seems to be the goal of those who want to control us.
January 25, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I don't want to live in a world where we forget how to be kind to each other and that seems to be the goal of those who want to control us.
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Can’t talk rn gotta prance and skip gleefully
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Can’t talk rn gotta prance and skip gleefully
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YOUR PHONE CALLS TO THE SENATE ARE WORKING. KEEP CALLING.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
DHS funding bill faces new Senate hurdles after another person killed in Minneapolis
Some Democrats who voted for recent funding bills said they'll vote against any DHS bill without restrictions on enforcement operations. The deadline to avert a shutdown is Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
YOUR PHONE CALLS TO THE SENATE ARE WORKING. KEEP CALLING.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
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bro's missing out on candle
Le chant des sirènes / The siren's song
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114522
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114522
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
bro's missing out on candle
Crypto millionaires falling for the most basic of phishing attempts will always be hilarious to me.
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Crypto millionaires falling for the most basic of phishing attempts will always be hilarious to me.
Stephen King my way into a coke-fueled fugue state where I write 20+ novels a year for years (some of which are very good), but have zero recollection of any of them
Y'know
Because of the coke
Y'know
Because of the coke
what is the biggest writerly goal you are willing to cop to publicly? I would like to be nominated for a Lammy
January 19, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Stephen King my way into a coke-fueled fugue state where I write 20+ novels a year for years (some of which are very good), but have zero recollection of any of them
Y'know
Because of the coke
Y'know
Because of the coke
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Will Psyduck pass his driving test??
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Will Psyduck pass his driving test??
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Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.
Unstoppable force meets nazi
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Unstoppable force meets nazi
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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Ref! Look behind you! Look!
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ref! Look behind you! Look!
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Imagine spending years practicing painting, studying under the masters and honing your craft to be able to express the purity of desire in a single brushstroke just to be one-upped by this image
June 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Imagine spending years practicing painting, studying under the masters and honing your craft to be able to express the purity of desire in a single brushstroke just to be one-upped by this image
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
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She should conduct or support research to advance the understanding of ventriloquist dummy mouth.
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
Arizona lawmaker wants state to study ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
What, your heart isn't bursting with love for the commander in chief? Are you feeling OK?
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
She should conduct or support research to advance the understanding of ventriloquist dummy mouth.
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Kitten is excited about Christmas and can’t wait to hand out presents (commission).
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Kitten is excited about Christmas and can’t wait to hand out presents (commission).
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You better watch out for Cotton-Eyed Joe,
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You better watch out for Cotton-Eyed Joe,
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,