Bird
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Ref! Look behind you! Look!
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ref! Look behind you! Look!
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Imagine spending years practicing painting, studying under the masters and honing your craft to be able to express the purity of desire in a single brushstroke just to be one-upped by this image
June 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Imagine spending years practicing painting, studying under the masters and honing your craft to be able to express the purity of desire in a single brushstroke just to be one-upped by this image
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
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She should conduct or support research to advance the understanding of ventriloquist dummy mouth.
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
Arizona lawmaker wants state to study ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
What, your heart isn't bursting with love for the commander in chief? Are you feeling OK?
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
She should conduct or support research to advance the understanding of ventriloquist dummy mouth.
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Kitten is excited about Christmas and can’t wait to hand out presents (commission).
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Kitten is excited about Christmas and can’t wait to hand out presents (commission).
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You better watch out for Cotton-Eyed Joe,
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You better watch out for Cotton-Eyed Joe,
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
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Sorry, bumping this again. 😅
All spots still available.
All spots still available.
🎄 Open for some Christmas themed YCH! ❄️
If interested, please drop me a DM or comment.
Shares are very appreciated! 💙
If interested, please drop me a DM or comment.
Shares are very appreciated! 💙
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry, bumping this again. 😅
All spots still available.
All spots still available.
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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'hey could you toss me a tomato i'm making some stir fry'
the cat:
the cat:
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
'hey could you toss me a tomato i'm making some stir fry'
the cat:
the cat:
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Puyo Puyo comic by Rei Mikamoto, from the Puyo Puyo Sun Official Guidebook.
September 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Puyo Puyo comic by Rei Mikamoto, from the Puyo Puyo Sun Official Guidebook.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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If that’s your man why’s he toppling off my rooftop over and over again to show how much fall damage he can take
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If that’s your man why’s he toppling off my rooftop over and over again to show how much fall damage he can take
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Fucked Up
Dead Milkmen
Codefendants
Ceschi
Sabaton
Fucked Up
Dead Milkmen
Codefendants
Ceschi
Sabaton
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Trivium
Avatar
Wolves At the Gate
Spoken
Children of Bodom
Trivium
Avatar
Wolves At the Gate
Spoken
Children of Bodom
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
WASP
Beast in Black
Powerwolf
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
WASP
Beast in Black
Powerwolf
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Fucked Up
Dead Milkmen
Codefendants
Ceschi
Sabaton
Fucked Up
Dead Milkmen
Codefendants
Ceschi
Sabaton
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just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
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hey quick question!! Can anyone else see this? Is this real? Am I having an episode? Is this occurring? Am I dead? Am I dead and this is hell?
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
hey quick question!! Can anyone else see this? Is this real? Am I having an episode? Is this occurring? Am I dead? Am I dead and this is hell?
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let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM