Madame Sosostris
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Madame Sosostris
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Famous clairvoyante[...] with a wicked pack of cards. Reasonably erudite, I guess. (Expect to find: books, dogs [mine, specifically], movies, New York, sports, transit takes)
Industry s4 anchored by a plot about a company that didn't think to set up a dual-class stock structure lol
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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there are *so* many people who cower before trump's threats, and jerome fucking powell is out here on youtube going, "all of this is corrupt horseshit, they're doing it because i won't bail them out, they're all liars"
what a fucking time to be alive
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Go HOME birds
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Chicago pope gonna show up at mass tomorrow with sacramental malort
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Missed field goals are the funniest thing. Kickers have ONE JOB
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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AL MICHAELS: [watching the most incredible thing anyone has ever seen] okay… yes… and……..… okay, yes
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Maybe Chicago pope decided to watch the game in the morning and cannot intervene timely in this smiting
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Mods are asleep, post Storm Shadow and his ham tongs (sound UP)
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I sent my dog to stay with family while my apartment gets treated for smoke, and it's been 8 hours since anyone sent me a photo of her, this is terrible
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Love to start the year with a gigantic fire in my building
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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update
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Here are some things I accomplished this year (the bookpile is only 2/3 of my 2025 reading)
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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his final message…
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Congrats to the Giants for winning their first game in months, but it remains the case that they haven't regularly been competitive in my geriatric lapdog's lifetime
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Sinatra has gone woke
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Incredible marketing that even after decades the there's still a strong association between December and Lord of the Rings
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
HBO is currently trying to get me to believe that "Popular Movies" include the entire Three Colors trilogy and Shame, which... good job discerning the kinds of movies I like, robots, but also "no plot just sadness" is not a popular genre
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Obama def doesn't have a bookstagram alt, because his best books of 2025 doesn't include On the Calculation of Volume
It’s finally here! Check out President Obama’s end-of-year picks for books, music and movies!

Starting in June 2026, we’ll be celebrating the joy of reading, the power of music and thrill of movies on our campus. We can’t wait to host you!
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I asked Brett Ashley how she felt about being the centerpiece of today's grid. She asked if I would share my cheese.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If you drink every time there's a punt in Lions/Rams, you'll probably be sober at the end of the game
December 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Sunday crossword had "Storm" (as in the X-men character) and "padawan" in the first few clues, once again calling for a RETVRN to shame about nerd things
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM