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Madame Sosostris
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Famous clairvoyante[...] with a wicked pack of cards. Reasonably erudite, I guess. (Expect to find: books, dogs [mine, specifically], movies, New York, sports, transit takes)
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Apropos of the emails that are like "fwd: fwd: fwd: re: crime time this friday at your mansion"
Michael Pemulis is nobody's fool, and he fears the dealer's Brutus, the potential eater of cheese, the rat, the wiretap, the pubescent-looking Finest sent to make him look foolish. So when somebody calls his room's phone, even on video, and wants to buy some sort of substance, they have to right off the bat utter the words 'Please commit a crime,' and Michael Pemulis will reply 'Gracious me and mine, a crime you say?' and the customer has to insist, right over the phone, and say he'll pay Michael Pemulis money to commit a crime, or like that he'll harm Michael Pemulis in some way if he refuses to commit a crime, and Michael Pemulis will in a clear and I.D.able voice make an appointment to see the caller in person to 'plead for my honor and personal safety,' so that if anybody eats cheese later or the phone's frequency is covertly accessed, somehow, Pemulis will have been entrapped.
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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applies to cartoon bears too!!!
Screenshot of a headline: "We Should All Know Less About Each Other"
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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She does not care that I want more coffee
A little black and white dog is sleeping on my lap. Her ear is inside out.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Good news: it's cold enough that the dog will go under blankets
My little black and white dog is curled up next to me on the couch. Her entire body is under a green and white blanket, so only her head shows
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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On the one hand I love her more than anything else in the world, on the other I still make her watch the Giants
A little dog in a blue fleece sits in my lap and looks up at me. There's a television on in the background.
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Motivated in equal parts by my desire for special stickers, the fact that it's a gorgeous day for a long walk, and my eternal & unceasing hatred for Andrew Cuomo
"I voted early" sticker on the lapel of a plaid coat. In the background, there's some fall foliage and a bright blue sky. "Manhattan votes early" sticker
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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On the one hand, this dog allegedly has too much dignity to wear a Halloween costume (on the other, she has a documented history of eating literal trash)
A little black and white dog is laying on the couch. She has one foreleg extended and the other tucked under her body, and it looks a bit like she's crossing her arms. Her head is held high.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I know how to end this game
Air Bud, a Golden Retriever, on a baseball jumbotron with "World Series MVP" next to his picture
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Anticapitalist dog says "you cannot go back to work if I sleep on you"
A small dog has draped herself over my lap, while also resting her head on a monstera-patterned throw pillow
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Insane that this literal baby is a teenager
A little black and white dog is curled up between two throw pillows. She has knocked one over so she can rest her chin on it.
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I didn't need that arm anyway
A little black and white dog has wedged herself between my body and the back of the couch. She's using my forearm as a pillow.
October 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Baby gremlin
A little black and white dog has mashed her face into a throw pillow. She's wearing a blue fleece, which covers most of her body, and she has little bows on her ears.
October 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Is there nobody under the age of 40 doing bureaucracy in this state???
Mailer for New York's mobile ID app, which is called "MID"
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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**millennialposting intensifies**
A sesame loaf cake cools on the counter
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The gremlin surveys her territory
A little black and white dog standing atop a rock on a sunny day, with a view of the city in the background
September 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Mad Men - "The Carousel" pitch to Kodak. A bunch of men in suits sit in a darkened room, looking forward. There's a projector on the conference table.
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Football buddy has taken the correct approach to the New York Giants
A small dog has shoved her face into some throw pillows
September 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Football is back
Marie Kondo smiling broadly with caption "I'm so excited because I love mess"
September 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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august
The Custom of the Country Shakespeare in the Park - an open-air theater with a stage, lit in red, with large capital letters spelling out WHAT YOU WILL as the backdrop Cute townhouses with a redbrick sidewalk At Swim-Two-Birds (Flann O'Brien), Suicide (Édouard Levé), Catch the Rabbit (Lana Bastašić)
September 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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National Dog Day is a fake internet holiday, and Brett knows that National You Have to Look at My Dog Day is EVERY DAY
A little black and white dog is splooting on a sun-dappled park path. Her tongue is out of her mouth and curled up a little.
August 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Matt Damon in The Talented Mr. Ripley
August 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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The millennial urge to photograph one's food
A chocolate cake topped with vanilla glaze and dried goji berries. One slice has been cut from the cake and is on a plate in the foreground.
August 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I have a teenager now
I'm holding a plate with yellow pepper slices arranged to spell 13, with a ring of blueberries arranged on the rim. Brett, a small black and white dog, is looking up expectantly The plate is on the floor and Brett is eating her birthday treat
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The dog is confused about which end of her body belongs on the pillow
A little black and white dog sits on the couch. Her tail is resting on a pillow.
July 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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today
Close up of Don Draper's signed contract. The signature block is dated 7-23-1963.
July 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM