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@caudex.bsky.social
Computer Science. USDA Certified Lean. Proud husband to the Queen of Argyll. 🔥🕊
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Pope Leo you must return to Chicago and demand access to an ICE facility now that you have secured the Khan's allegiance
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Pope Leo you must return to Chicago and demand access to an ICE facility now that you have secured the Khan's allegiance
is this a good sign
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
is this a good sign
Has anyone tried singing Hamilton at Maduro
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Has anyone tried singing Hamilton at Maduro
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This seems to miss the point that the amount of people down bad for Elizabeth Holmes has actually already reached critical mass
I am not at all optimistic about where we are at this moment but I do not yet think the United States of America is down bad enough for an Elizabeth Holmes Redemption Arc to be be feasible. It's obviously not great, but she's one of the very last Slimers out of the Ghostbusters containment tank.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This seems to miss the point that the amount of people down bad for Elizabeth Holmes has actually already reached critical mass
> ask if he's a Catholic Muslim or Protestant Muslim
>"He's a good Muslim, sir."
> he's Catholic
>"He's a good Muslim, sir."
> he's Catholic
[know nothing voice] just punched a hole in the wall because the new mayor is yet another Catholic
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
> ask if he's a Catholic Muslim or Protestant Muslim
>"He's a good Muslim, sir."
> he's Catholic
>"He's a good Muslim, sir."
> he's Catholic
The ideal form of government is a velociraptor king
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The ideal form of government is a velociraptor king
Love contemporary Christian music (French electronic duo Justice)
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Love contemporary Christian music (French electronic duo Justice)
Old "Blowin' Chunks" Schumer does it again
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Old "Blowin' Chunks" Schumer does it again
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
Why he always look like he's in the middle of being punched in the back
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Why he always look like he's in the middle of being punched in the back
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Anakin spends all their money on a cybertruck and Padme divorces him
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Anakin spends all their money on a cybertruck and Padme divorces him
>mfw they say it's gay to love your wife
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
>mfw they say it's gay to love your wife
Fun thread
I’m going to do a vibes-based nonsequential ranking of church logos, on a scale of 1-10 based on how much they rock or suck
I’m going to start with the Catholics, because they have the flag of a real nation-state, and, thus, they don’t count for this thread. -/10
I’m going to start with the Catholics, because they have the flag of a real nation-state, and, thus, they don’t count for this thread. -/10
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Fun thread
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Uncle Sam put your name on his turkey and cheese
And the Statue of Liberty ordered ten BLTs
And the sandwich will fly and it’s gonna be hell
When you walk near a Subway or a Taco Bell
And it’ll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue
And the Statue of Liberty ordered ten BLTs
And the sandwich will fly and it’s gonna be hell
When you walk near a Subway or a Taco Bell
And it’ll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue
Listen, my children, as here is unfurled
The story of the sandwich that was hurled
On the 10th of August in ‘25;
What a moment to be alive!
As many chose to look down and duck,
One man decided he had to stand up,
And so he wound up, and said ‘What the f___’
And gave his sandwich a freedom chuck.
The story of the sandwich that was hurled
On the 10th of August in ‘25;
What a moment to be alive!
As many chose to look down and duck,
One man decided he had to stand up,
And so he wound up, and said ‘What the f___’
And gave his sandwich a freedom chuck.
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Uncle Sam put your name on his turkey and cheese
And the Statue of Liberty ordered ten BLTs
And the sandwich will fly and it’s gonna be hell
When you walk near a Subway or a Taco Bell
And it’ll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue
And the Statue of Liberty ordered ten BLTs
And the sandwich will fly and it’s gonna be hell
When you walk near a Subway or a Taco Bell
And it’ll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue
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We should have fasts on days for Arch Heretics like we have feasts for Saints.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We should have fasts on days for Arch Heretics like we have feasts for Saints.
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Dont 👏 dress 👏 up👏as👏Santa👏Claus👏if👏you're 👏not👏Turkish 👏
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Dont 👏 dress 👏 up👏as👏Santa👏Claus👏if👏you're 👏not👏Turkish 👏
The trail of tears was also Bluesky's fault. For too long have you morons allowed Andrew Jackson to live in his big mansion and go unpunished
And for those still going on about drug boat strikes - I wish you’d cared this much about Afghanistan. I don’t love the use of the military to kill drug runners, but it’s no worse than you’ve allowed for three decades. It’s a bit late for moral hazard pearl clutching now.
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The trail of tears was also Bluesky's fault. For too long have you morons allowed Andrew Jackson to live in his big mansion and go unpunished
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LET'S FUCKING GO www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAUZ...
Blinding Lights (Arabic Version) - Eurobeat Remix
YouTube video by Vikas Music
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
LET'S FUCKING GO www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAUZ...
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PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
I missed a certain breakfast themed podcasters' entire heel turn because I left twitter and stopped listening to podcasts while he was still kind of normal and it's wild when I see screenshots of his posts now.
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I missed a certain breakfast themed podcasters' entire heel turn because I left twitter and stopped listening to podcasts while he was still kind of normal and it's wild when I see screenshots of his posts now.
Adrenochrome Cornstarch Vermouth performing funny little rhetorical dances so children I mean college students will clap for him
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Adrenochrome Cornstarch Vermouth performing funny little rhetorical dances so children I mean college students will clap for him
Mamdani undoubtedly benefitting immensely from having an Italian passing surname
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mamdani undoubtedly benefitting immensely from having an Italian passing surname