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The Old Mama
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Feminist SAHM & crazy cat lady. Total nature nerd, lover of cartoons & rock-'n'-roll. I'm handy & crafty. I'm ADHD, married to AuADHD, & we have an autistic kid who is awesome.
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nobody knows what a full grown greg bovino looks like.... only the larval stage has ever been photographed
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
If I ask Google search to divide by zero, do you think it would break AI overviews?
I was thinking of sticking an insult directed at AI before the curse word & my search in hopes that AI's self-esteem craters & it stops trying to interact with me as another option.
January 25, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Alex Pretti was a good guy with a gun. Notice how good guys don't unholster readily even when hit. They see guns as last resort. If a mass shooting had occurred, maybe Alex would have saved the day as 2A activists love to claim. But we'll never know because his gun was used as an excuse to kill him.
The gun was removed by agents from his waistband - he was never pointing it at them. He was already disarmed when they fired "defensive shots," killing the man. They then fired several shots at his lifeless body.
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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In Los Angeles, CA: Nori has been placed on the Euthanasia Alert
open.substack.com/pub/cttr/p/i...
In Los Angeles, CA: Nori has been placed on the Euthanasia Alert
2 year old ‘Nori’ the Doberman Pinscher-Euth Listed-EOD 01/28 @ East Valley
open.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The snow is looking lovely, but it's really really cold. Lily was the only kitty willing to step out onto the porch with me while I checked out the snow & she quickly said "Hell NO, u craszsy womans!"
And I'm out of Mountain Dew Voltage, my special favorite favorite drink 😭
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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if you’re tired of users telling you to use alt text, JUST FUCKING DO IT. the app automatically detects text on mobile. it’s literally a copy/paste job. communication is a two-way street. some people don’t use their eyes for that. it’s not a big deal. don’t be a dick.
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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All net proceeds of all these shirts, hoodies and onesies will go to aid organizations in Minnesota working to protect their neighbors from terror. Fuck ICE, stand with Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Happy Caturday Evening from adoptable kitties, Pearl and Brax! These cuties are having loads of fun with the catnip kicker their awesome foster family picked up for them today at our Craft and Vegan Bake Sale! Pearl and Brax both love to play and they will be super forever family members. Pearl
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Fur all de #plundercats hoo werr raising dere toonaritas in Honeyduras todey - an increbbible rendishun of Wastink Away in Toonaritaville by the Samb @kickysam49.com 🧡🍸🐟🍸🐟
“Here it is… cubber ur ears!”

Toonaritaville

(I did my best 😹)

(Lyrics in alt text)

#plundercatsBP
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Listen to the cat, and carry on...
Thisis still tru. Btw.
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
They're eating the CBP! They're eating the HSI!

Noam claims that a protester but off the finger of an HSI agent, but provides no further explanation or any evidence

Hilarious if true, this should be its own story headline & follow up investigation.
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I had a nightmare about ICE agents sweeping my neighborhood & trying to get into my house a few days ago.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Those fuckface goons tried to order the police away from the scene & removed witnesses from the scene to the Whipple building.
I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure that's obstruction of justice.
"The man shot by federal agents this morning has died, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara told the Minnesota Star Tribune.

Several witnesses have already been transported to the Whipple building. ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but O’Hara refused, sources said."
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage.

Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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We have had a heck of a week. Not only were we preparing for the arctic blast you may have heard about, we ended up with MULTIPLE emergency intakes. 💔 www.patreon.com/posts/emerge...
Emergency intakes and an arctic blast. | Merrymac Farm Sanctuary
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January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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POPEHAT SIGNAL: Pro Bono counsel sought in Chicago, for the cause of right over the cause of evil. Potential client is out-of-state and indigent. Opponent is abusing Illinois’ pre-litigation discovery process to harass and abuse her and likely to dox her. The details are insane.
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January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself, doesn't even need a dash of "fuck" 😸
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This is just the sweetest bedtime story from DHS.

I don't care if it's true, it's just such a nice thought that folks threw food & spat on those terrorist thugs. Warms my ❤️
Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Can’t you see what trump is doing. He is gathering allies to fight the nato alliance. He is creating sides!
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Our SAFE Team Craft and Vegan Bake Sale is TOMORROW!

Join us at @earthsrefillery (10831 95 Street, Edmonton) tomorrow, Caturday from 11 AM - 2 PM.

Pick up some yummy vegan baking and kitty themed crafts, learn more about our adoptable kitties and the work we do, and check out all the awesome
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Happy Friday from adoptable kitties, Hunny and Rose! These Sensational Sisters are thrilled to be @1023nowradio Pet Purrsonals Stars this week! Hunny and Rose love their playtime, they love their cuddles, and they will be fantastic forever family members. They are 1 years old and they do well with
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Hilarious 😹😹😹
Oh my god he’s coming for Pluto now.

I don’t know why, but I love this.
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Is a sex offender defined as someone who has been convicted in a court of law?

Am I to believe that brown people without legal status in the US are getting the Brock Turner treatment?

That they all have friends like Jim Jordan who cover for them?
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Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 23, 2026 at 7:06 AM