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The Old Mama
@cattress511.bsky.social
Feminist SAHM & crazy cat lady. Total nature nerd, lover of cartoons & rock-'n'-roll. I'm handy & crafty. I'm ADHD, married to AuADHD, & we have an autistic kid who is awesome.
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The new TARGET 10/4 memo requires staff who feel impending flatulence to seek a four foot distance or closer from a guest before relaxing their schphincta.

Air freshener sales are slated to skyrocket.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@autismsupsoc.bsky.social Do you remember months ago when we were talking about having extras of things, like I have numerous pairs of sunglasses stashed all over, and I had 5 Roku remotes? 2 remotes stopped working & the rest ??? I guess they'll reappear when the new ones arrive.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Happy Purrsday from adoptable kitty, Oscar! This Ginger Gem is always ready for fun and games, he loves chasing after toys and playing with his pals, he is going to be a fantastic forever family member! Oscar is 1 years old and he must be adopted with one of his SAFE Team pals or by a forever
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Happy Purrsday from adoptable kitty, Paige! Paige is a total love bug, she makes the cutest little beeps, and she purr purr purrs happily away during her pets! She is going to fill her forever home with so much warmth and good company. Paige is 1 years old and she is looking to be the one and
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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WHITE CAT WEDNESDAY!

Yes, she's still here! Bea(utiful) is 4 years 4 months-old and sponsored by Leah Hennen. SNAP Cats rescued Bea from Oakland, CA. Bea does not have any special needs because she came to us bonded with her brother, Bertie, who is a dwarf kitty with ataxia.
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Happy Wednesday from adoptable kitty, Kalli! Kalli wants to remind you that her adoption fee is $100 for 1 more day! This cutie is a charming and loving kitty and she is going to be an awesome forever family member. Kalli is 7 years old and she is looking to be the one and only kitty in her
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Omg a narcoleptic doggy! I see you Dozer 🫶🏻
Everyone that helped this little guy out warm my heart!
This is the full story of Wally the narcoleptic shelter dog ❤️‍🩹
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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👉🏽SENIOR ALERT🙏🏾PLEASE RE-POST👈🏽
🌼Shy, Sweet 8YO #Senior White & Tabby Kitty "OLIVE"🌼
🥠Needs A Loving 🏡 #FureverHome🏡
➡4 INFO wecareanimalrescue.org/adoptable-ca...
🙏🏽 #AdoptDontShop #AdoptMe
#StHelena, #CA #Napa #Norcal #Polydactyl #SpecialNeeds
#FeLV+Cats #WeCareAnimalRescue #CatsOfBluesky #Cats
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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If only our society took major crimes by rich people as seriously as minor crimes by poor people. Ideally more seriously. But as seriously would be a big improvement.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Sorry we’ve been so quiet this week. Our panleuk boys are doing great and should be able to go home when their meds are finished. @fluffandwobbles.bsky.social and @bloatytoe.bsky.social are doing amazing with our foster kittens. But the calls never stop. We’re trying to make a plan for these 5 & mom
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Someone give this Piper @dagmarfaye.bsky.social lookalike a home please.
Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Pippin 2, located in Manhattan, IL.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/pippin-2-71600406/il/manhattan/forget-me-not-animal-rescue-il881/
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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👉🏽SENIOR ALERT🙏🏾PLEASE RE-POST
🦋Shy, Sweet 9YO #Senior Snowshoe #Siamese Mix Kitty "MAXINE"🦋
📣Needs A Patient, Loving🏠 #FureverHome🏠
▶️ wecareanimalrescue.org/adoptable-ca...
🙏🏽 #Adopt #AdoptDontShop #AdoptASeniorCat
#SaintHelena, #CA #Norcal #NapaValley
☑CATS #WeCareAnimalRescue #CatsOfBluesky #Cats
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Here is a sneak peek of a very exciting fundraiser happening in the new year! #yeg #safeteamrescue #safeteamkitty #adoptdontshop
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Join us this Sunday from 1 PM to 4 PM at Pet Valu (140 St Albert Road, St Albert)
for a Meet and Greet with our in-store supervisor, Miley!

Drop by to meet Miley, learn more about her and our other adoptable kitties, and the work we do!

We look forward to seeing you there! #safeteamrescue #yeg
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Happy Wednesday Evening from adoptable kitty, Thumper! Our Thumper is such a sweetie, she is such a good listener, she is always close by to offer support, and she is going to be a wonderful forever family member! Thumper is 4 years old and she is looking to be the one and only animal in her
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Thank you to SAFE Team Supporter cookierosehearts for these cute pics of adoptable kitties, Finnegan and Zara (bonded with Zane), at the cat_cafe_on_whyte (10111 82 Avenue, Edmonton)! Both of these sweeties will be dynamite forever family members! Drop by the Cafe to meet them in person or
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Happy Wednesday Evening from adoptable kitty, Alfio! What amazing photo of this sparkly and magical boy! Alfio is a terrific kitty and he is going to bring so much love to his forever home. This sweetheart is 6 years old and he is looking to be the one and only animal in his forever home with no
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@purplehel.bsky.social Happy birthday!
Here are some silly kitties Babs, Bill & Lilibet Spicypotatopants
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Walgreens around me have cut pharmacy hours so much that some aren't even open on the weekends & 24 hour service is gone completely. They won't keep the stores adequately staffed & I have encountered stores that had to close early without warning many times.
Private equity bleeding them out
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.

"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE...
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The Online Safety Act has made going online even more dangerous. Google is now warning that as Britons turn to VPNs to avoid the act, there's been an explosion in scam VPNs that sell data or provide it to state actors.

Naturally, that would includes data on (and access to) minors.
Google issues security alert: Your VPN app could be spyware in disguise
Google's November 2025 fraud advisory identified malicious VPNs as a rising threat
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Headed to DHS to attempt to correct one of the more devastating I.C.E. kidnappings I’ve encountered.

I put our chance of success at about 25% because ICE and DHS are straight-up not following the law.

Could use all the luck and support you can offer:

Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It really does.
I'd love to see a safety net for journalists who ask the questions which might get them fired by their publisher or kicked out of the White House. It's not a free press if legacy media suppresses dissenting voices according to government preferences
Other folks have said it, but let me just note that:

(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year

(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives

Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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🙏🏾PLEASE RE-POST
🧡Handsome, Sweet 7YO #MaineCoon Mix Kitty NUTMEG🧡
😿Family Moving To England
📣Needs A New, Quiet🏡 #FureverHome🏡
▶️ www.communityconcernforcats.org/adoptions/av...
🙏🏽 #AdoptDontShop
#WalnutCreek, #CA #SF #BayArea
✅Cats✅Kids #CommunityConcernForCats (CP)
#CatsOfBluesky #BlueskyCats #Cats
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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🆘This senior FIV girl was abandoned and needs help to get out of the shelter. Please share Twn Ten's story. Thank you! 🫶
nycacc.app/browse/239983 #nycacc #boroughbred
Adopt Ten-Ten (239983) at ACC of NYC
This pet needs emergency placement. Please click here to go to our emergency placement page for more information. Ten-Ten has been placed on the At Risk list for medical reasons. She has not been eat...
nycacc.app
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM