Catie Wilkins
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
Award winning YA & children’s author. Comedy. Writing. New Edinburgh show 2025 WE’LL SEE tickets on sale now. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME won a #Lollie2024
These guys know what’s up events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
These guys know what’s up events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
Come see the (final?) performance of my Edinburgh show WE’LL SEE at Leicester (with ace dancing by myself and fab @vixleyton.bsky.social )
Dates: Tue 17th Feb
Time: 19:30
Duration: 60 mins
Price: £10
Genre: Stand Up
Venue: The Globe
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
Dates: Tue 17th Feb
Time: 19:30
Duration: 60 mins
Price: £10
Genre: Stand Up
Venue: The Globe
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
February 5, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Come see the (final?) performance of my Edinburgh show WE’LL SEE at Leicester (with ace dancing by myself and fab @vixleyton.bsky.social )
Dates: Tue 17th Feb
Time: 19:30
Duration: 60 mins
Price: £10
Genre: Stand Up
Venue: The Globe
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
Dates: Tue 17th Feb
Time: 19:30
Duration: 60 mins
Price: £10
Genre: Stand Up
Venue: The Globe
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
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I'm supporting #ReadItForward2026! If you buy LOKI: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos during February, then
@bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to
@booktrust.org.uk
and @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too!
uk.bookshop.org/lists/read-i...
@bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to
@booktrust.org.uk
and @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too!
uk.bookshop.org/lists/read-i...
Read It Forward with Bookshop.org
This February, we invite you to Read It Forward. 10% of all children's book sales through Bookshop.
uk.bookshop.org
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I'm supporting #ReadItForward2026! If you buy LOKI: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos during February, then
@bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to
@booktrust.org.uk
and @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too!
uk.bookshop.org/lists/read-i...
@bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to
@booktrust.org.uk
and @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too!
uk.bookshop.org/lists/read-i...
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I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l
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Remember, there's no such thing as Monday, it was made up by a travel company in 2005. Welcome to Tuesday.
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Remember, there's no such thing as Monday, it was made up by a travel company in 2005. Welcome to Tuesday.
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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Responding to every reply I get on here with, “It’s just a comment on society in general.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Responding to every reply I get on here with, “It’s just a comment on society in general.”
Roll up roll up, tickets now on sale for the extravaganza of @vixleyton.bsky.social and me at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park on Weds 21st of this here January www.eventbrite.com/e/catie-wilk...
Catie Wilkins & Vix Leyton stand up comedy double feature
Eventbrite - Neon Flamingo Entertainment presents Catie Wilkins & Vix Leyton stand up comedy double feature - Wednesday, 21 January 2026 at Aces and Eights Bar & Pizza, London, England. Find event and...
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January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Roll up roll up, tickets now on sale for the extravaganza of @vixleyton.bsky.social and me at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park on Weds 21st of this here January www.eventbrite.com/e/catie-wilk...
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
Starting to feel like dualingo is trying to groom me to commit crimes
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Starting to feel like dualingo is trying to groom me to commit crimes
Wow
Oh yes, the good ole days when a father would physically punish his kid for not being able to poop.
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Wow
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Top tip: really drag out your elf “thinking” about pranks as long as possible, to save on trashing and teepeeing your own house. #toptips #elfontheshelf #onceagainiblamemymumforbringingthistomydoor
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Top tip: really drag out your elf “thinking” about pranks as long as possible, to save on trashing and teepeeing your own house. #toptips #elfontheshelf #onceagainiblamemymumforbringingthistomydoor
Absolutely loved this interactive performance of A Christmas Carol ! Get tickets here if you live in/near Hitchin ovo.org.uk/shows/a-chri...
A Christmas Carol - Hitchin British Schools Museum - OVO - Theatre
A magical 60-minute promenade performance of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol at Hitchin’s British Schools Museum – OVO’s critically acclaimed, family-friendly adaptation returns with Victorian classrooms, ...
ovo.org.uk
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Absolutely loved this interactive performance of A Christmas Carol ! Get tickets here if you live in/near Hitchin ovo.org.uk/shows/a-chri...
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When the Trads talk about how happy women were before and what feminism "took away"..
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When the Trads talk about how happy women were before and what feminism "took away"..
Being negged by Duolingo. Why can’t that green bird just be happy for me?
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Being negged by Duolingo. Why can’t that green bird just be happy for me?
Seeing a lot of shade about elf on the shelf in my timeline this morning. This is straw man thinking. The real enemy is whoever first told your kids about elf on the shelf. Get THEM.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Seeing a lot of shade about elf on the shelf in my timeline this morning. This is straw man thinking. The real enemy is whoever first told your kids about elf on the shelf. Get THEM.
He literally wants to throw the crash test dummy off a roof and do jackass pranks. He also wants the fake gold to trick people. (We are excellent parents).
It’s the actual crash test dummy that worries me. He’s insistent that Santa can magic up anything!
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
He literally wants to throw the crash test dummy off a roof and do jackass pranks. He also wants the fake gold to trick people. (We are excellent parents).
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Cyber Monday should be like what Christmas is like on Futurama.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Cyber Monday should be like what Christmas is like on Futurama.
Yes, see these ace guys too! 🎉 📚
Catie is right! My niece loved these!
See also @louiestowell.bsky.social @ldlapinski.bsky.social @redbreastedbird.bsky.social
See also @louiestowell.bsky.social @ldlapinski.bsky.social @redbreastedbird.bsky.social
Ace Christmas presents for kids 🎉 📚
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yes, see these ace guys too! 🎉 📚