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Cash Hartzell
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Fund and staff a news gathering organization headquartered and reporting to every public library branch. Have library staff work as fact checkers/editors.
Not positive about this one, but something's gotta be done about billionaire control of news orgs. Maybe:

Pass legislation prohibiting a billionaire who has assets in any industry separate from journalism from buying any news organization.
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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“Please enjoy the museum”:

Relooted is OUT NOW!

Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
“We’re here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here” is the truth laid bare.
i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here.

everyone should have some goddamn humility.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Every time Tom Homan answers a question from the press, the follow up should be “but what if you got 50 grand? Same answer?”
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
By “playing soccer with” he means “kicked”
Greg Bovino practically boasted about Customs and Border Protection’s ability to deal with children during a press conference, attempting to brush off reports of child detentions by sharing anecdotes about officers playing soccer with locked-up kids. trib.al/deCXXLv
CBP Chief Brags They’re “Experts” in Detaining Small Children
Gregory Bovino’s boast came amid multiple new reports that immigration agents had detained kids.
trib.al
January 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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the wallet inspector is real. and he is my friend.
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support

January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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I am HOWLING
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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i think about this a lot
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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I remember when a writing teacher asked us to raise our hand if we've made more than $5 from our writing. Three of us did.

We were told that's enough to put us in the top 1% of most successful writers through history. A little hyperbole, but not far off. I still think about it.
January 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Gotta wonder if Rodney Mullen kickflips his dustpan as much as I do.
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
It must be wild to get to abuse the public then pay for it with the public's money
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Americas #1 talk show host.
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
In 2021 I lost my best friend. During COVID and living hundreds of miles away, I wasn’t close enough to mourn with my and his friends. The music of Todd Snider was one of the things that kept me going. His songs and stories are the products of a man who has mourned.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh man. Todd Snider. Rest in Peace. What a talent gone too soon.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Sports is an escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy world where people who suck at their jobs get fired, people who are good at them get paid extremely well, and there exists an extensive infrastructure to identify, develop, and mentor talent
So you're saying (*opens notebook*) when you're in charge of an organization that repeatedly fails, eventually (*scribbles furiously*) you get fired and replaced? What the
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.

Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM