Case C. Capehart
@caseccapehart.bsky.social
If this isn't the mother of all participation trophies, I don't know what is.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If this isn't the mother of all participation trophies, I don't know what is.
Customer: I'm thinking about painting the interior of my house.
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Customer: I'm thinking about painting the interior of my house.
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
Crunch time! I still have 32 hours left for just under 9,000 words.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Crunch time! I still have 32 hours left for just under 9,000 words.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo
Watching Stranger Things last night, I couldn't help but wonder about the fluctuating danger posed by the Demogorgons. A mom is able to hold one off with a busted bottle, but a battalion of soldiers unloading 5.56 rounds into one doesn't even slow them down?
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Watching Stranger Things last night, I couldn't help but wonder about the fluctuating danger posed by the Demogorgons. A mom is able to hold one off with a busted bottle, but a battalion of soldiers unloading 5.56 rounds into one doesn't even slow them down?
I thought this said Colonel Sander's at first and was like, "why is he calling it that? And when did KFC start selling beef ribs?"
I give you the beef rib at Sanders BBQ in Berverly, Illinois. Diet coke for scale.🤤
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I thought this said Colonel Sander's at first and was like, "why is he calling it that? And when did KFC start selling beef ribs?"
Does it count if the series isn't finished, yet? Cause mine would be...
ONE PUNCH!!!!
ONE PUNCH!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Does it count if the series isn't finished, yet? Cause mine would be...
ONE PUNCH!!!!
ONE PUNCH!!!!
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
Every other day we find out about some youth pastor, often ones who are passionately outspoken about the dangers of the LGBTQ+ community, who has been perping on kids. And yet I haven't heard of a single bill that aims to regulate the clergy's access to children.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every other day we find out about some youth pastor, often ones who are passionately outspoken about the dangers of the LGBTQ+ community, who has been perping on kids. And yet I haven't heard of a single bill that aims to regulate the clergy's access to children.
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Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”
Mexico’s President Presses Charges Against Man Who Groped Her on the Street
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
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It's my birthday and you can easily make it better by helping to share my art around🎉
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's my birthday and you can easily make it better by helping to share my art around🎉
14k words into my Elf Story for #NaNoWriMo as of this evening. It's an enemies-to-lovers story about two elves competing for a coveted role in their village. The female elf, much like @kittybitgames.bsky.social, is also very muscular with auburn hair. She's a bit meaner than Kittybit, tho.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
14k words into my Elf Story for #NaNoWriMo as of this evening. It's an enemies-to-lovers story about two elves competing for a coveted role in their village. The female elf, much like @kittybitgames.bsky.social, is also very muscular with auburn hair. She's a bit meaner than Kittybit, tho.
This acronym sounds way too close to a phrase I'm not allowed to say.
Update #2: Ackman is still convinced Cuomo is going to win, and has proposed Cuomo adopt the slogan "MNYGA"
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This acronym sounds way too close to a phrase I'm not allowed to say.
Elf Story is at 10,000 words as of last night. It's not even the 5th of November, and I'm already a fifth of the way there.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Elf Story is at 10,000 words as of last night. It's not even the 5th of November, and I'm already a fifth of the way there.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo
Incredible.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Incredible.
Decided to make a #NaNoWriMo attempt this year. I tried it before a few years back, unsuccessfully, but I haven't written anything substantial in a while. So I want to see if I can go the distance this year.
It's day 2 and my "Elf Story," is at 5k words. A good start.
It's day 2 and my "Elf Story," is at 5k words. A good start.
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Decided to make a #NaNoWriMo attempt this year. I tried it before a few years back, unsuccessfully, but I haven't written anything substantial in a while. So I want to see if I can go the distance this year.
It's day 2 and my "Elf Story," is at 5k words. A good start.
It's day 2 and my "Elf Story," is at 5k words. A good start.
I'm judging the people who make a fucking crusade out of this poll way harder than anyone who answered the question.
this is probably going to start shit over here but shout out to neil as the results of this poll have officially driven me insane
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm judging the people who make a fucking crusade out of this poll way harder than anyone who answered the question.
Republicans just care about the image of supporting veterans. Just like they only care about the image of supporting farmers and ranchers. Vets and farmers overwhelmingly vote red. If Republicans already have your vote locked up, then why would they give a fuck about you?
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Republicans just care about the image of supporting veterans. Just like they only care about the image of supporting farmers and ranchers. Vets and farmers overwhelmingly vote red. If Republicans already have your vote locked up, then why would they give a fuck about you?
I think it's pretty stupid to act like Trump would be arrested for seeking a third term. They're not gonna arrest him for that; they just won't allow him on the ballot. But I don't have a lot of faith that they'll even do that. If Trump wants on the ballot, I don't think anyone will stop him.
HUNT: The president is talking about a third term. How seriously do you take that?
GALLEGO: I don't take it seriously because he will be in violation of the Constitution and he should be arrested if he attempts to do that
GALLEGO: I don't take it seriously because he will be in violation of the Constitution and he should be arrested if he attempts to do that
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think it's pretty stupid to act like Trump would be arrested for seeking a third term. They're not gonna arrest him for that; they just won't allow him on the ballot. But I don't have a lot of faith that they'll even do that. If Trump wants on the ballot, I don't think anyone will stop him.
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Amazon: “We failed multiple times to disrupt Steam”
Valve:
Valve:
thanos from avengers endgame says i don t even know who you are
Alt: thanos from avengers endgame says i don t even know who you are
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Amazon: “We failed multiple times to disrupt Steam”
Valve:
Valve:
I get the frustration. Did I use too many commas? Sure, give me a squiggly line. Is this passive voice? I'll let my editor sort that out. The AI bullshit thinks I need to pluralize something in dialogue and just changed it for me without asking? I'm loading my shotgun.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I get the frustration. Did I use too many commas? Sure, give me a squiggly line. Is this passive voice? I'll let my editor sort that out. The AI bullshit thinks I need to pluralize something in dialogue and just changed it for me without asking? I'm loading my shotgun.
Man, Forbes is making some questionable choices in the thumbnails they pick for their articles. Who is this man, who apparently lives in Oklahoma and has racked up considerable credit card debt, likely from indecipherable face tattoos and suit jackets that defy reason?
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Man, Forbes is making some questionable choices in the thumbnails they pick for their articles. Who is this man, who apparently lives in Oklahoma and has racked up considerable credit card debt, likely from indecipherable face tattoos and suit jackets that defy reason?
How do you cheat on a commercial? For a guy who shits on every single person he dislikes; who can't go 10 minutes on live TV without badmouthing someone, he cannot handle even a smidgen of criticism from anyone. Just a soft-shell little baby of a man.
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How do you cheat on a commercial? For a guy who shits on every single person he dislikes; who can't go 10 minutes on live TV without badmouthing someone, he cannot handle even a smidgen of criticism from anyone. Just a soft-shell little baby of a man.
I put my middle school bully's name in every story I write. However, the bully-named character is not always a dick and is sometimes quite heroic.
But most of the time he's a dick and is brutally dealt with.
But most of the time he's a dick and is brutally dealt with.
Scorpio season!
Make someone who wronged you two decades ago into a nightmarish villain in a short story.
Start writing an entire novel simply to spite an old English teacher.
Kill some darlings that were just minding their own business.
Your time is now. ♏️
Make someone who wronged you two decades ago into a nightmarish villain in a short story.
Start writing an entire novel simply to spite an old English teacher.
Kill some darlings that were just minding their own business.
Your time is now. ♏️
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I put my middle school bully's name in every story I write. However, the bully-named character is not always a dick and is sometimes quite heroic.
But most of the time he's a dick and is brutally dealt with.
But most of the time he's a dick and is brutally dealt with.