Everett Carter
@carterocket.bsky.social
Leftist SAHD fighting the good fight in Ohio.
Options are my ornery self.
Options are my ornery self.
@mementomorty.bsky.social, as a nurse, what holiday do you feel sees the most influx of ER patients?
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@mementomorty.bsky.social, as a nurse, what holiday do you feel sees the most influx of ER patients?
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Also, shout-out to 3:16 Carnage Among the Stars!
Big Gregor Hutton fans over here.
Big Gregor Hutton fans over here.
it's a good day for funny numbers!
(steve austin voice) can you give me a HELL YEAH
(steve austin voice) can you give me a HELL YEAH
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Also, shout-out to 3:16 Carnage Among the Stars!
Big Gregor Hutton fans over here.
Big Gregor Hutton fans over here.
My congratulations to all bird hunters.
My deepest remorse to all birds.
My deepest remorse to all birds.
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My congratulations to all bird hunters.
My deepest remorse to all birds.
My deepest remorse to all birds.
My ttrpg book collection is slowly approaching my wife's book collection on our bookcase. Pray for a peaceful resolution.
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My ttrpg book collection is slowly approaching my wife's book collection on our bookcase. Pray for a peaceful resolution.
Remember kids, if you fuck around you will find out. Always!
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Remember kids, if you fuck around you will find out. Always!
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I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Experimental philosophy
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
@gilarpgs.bsky.social I'm getting real tired of this dragon fucking Draco on these dragon fucking Lands.
Bless you.
Bless you.
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@gilarpgs.bsky.social I'm getting real tired of this dragon fucking Draco on these dragon fucking Lands.
Bless you.
Bless you.
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I made a quick and dirty anti-censorship cheat sheet to help onboard people and direct their energy in a productive direction. This isnt as comprehensive as various websites being shared around, but it should be easy to share and save.
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
July 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I made a quick and dirty anti-censorship cheat sheet to help onboard people and direct their energy in a productive direction. This isnt as comprehensive as various websites being shared around, but it should be easy to share and save.
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
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Currently on the phone with Visa
Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use
The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch
(cont)
Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use
The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch
(cont)
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Currently on the phone with Visa
Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use
The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch
(cont)
Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use
The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch
(cont)
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Being well into my 30s and finally seeing some muscle definition is encouraging.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
July 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Being well into my 30s and finally seeing some muscle definition is encouraging.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
Being well into my 30s and finally seeing some muscle definition is encouraging.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
July 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Being well into my 30s and finally seeing some muscle definition is encouraging.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
Thankful that parenthood has given me the motivation to finally get into a long term routine.
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social it's cookie time!
July 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social it's cookie time!
At 18 months and still accurate.
#Sorcerer baby update.
10 months later and this still holds true. They have charisma coming out their ears, pretty hardy constitution, and wisdom to not do anything too reckless.
That said, they definitely don't have a grasp on their own strength.
10 months later and this still holds true. They have charisma coming out their ears, pretty hardy constitution, and wisdom to not do anything too reckless.
That said, they definitely don't have a grasp on their own strength.
Rolled the new kid's stats. Taking them straight I've got a sorcerer on my hands. Pray they don't burn the house down.
July 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
At 18 months and still accurate.
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Panic! At the Coldplay Concert
July 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Panic! At the Coldplay Concert
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And one day after finding out a pregnant woman who pleaded for medical assistance while in detention had a still birth and that she wasn’t the first. Fox News tried to deny it as a false story, but Snopes while verifying found multiple still births in ICE custody. www.ibtimes.co.uk/woman-ice-cu...
Woman in ICE Custody Loses Baby: 'He Was Dead Inside Me for 3 Days'
Iris Dayana Monterroso-Lemus was forced to give birth to her stillborn son while shackled and observed by armed guard after being denied medical care at an ICE detention centre.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
June 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And one day after finding out a pregnant woman who pleaded for medical assistance while in detention had a still birth and that she wasn’t the first. Fox News tried to deny it as a false story, but Snopes while verifying found multiple still births in ICE custody. www.ibtimes.co.uk/woman-ice-cu...
@roll20.net finally shows its face as spineless cowards who are willing to defend fascist feelings in pursuit of the "all mighty" dollar. Pathetic!
Roll20, which owns DriveThruRPG, told Rebel Scum's designer (@9thlevelgames.bsky.social) that allowing their "hateful content" and political speech on its platform constituted a "slippery slope."
DriveThruRPG delisted a tabletop game about revolutions over “hateful” politics
Rebel Scum's censorship reveals the limits of Roll20's apolitical guidelines.
www.rascal.news
June 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
@roll20.net finally shows its face as spineless cowards who are willing to defend fascist feelings in pursuit of the "all mighty" dollar. Pathetic!
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*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house*
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
According to President Trump, the US has attacked Iran. He says, "NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!"
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house*
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
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Don't get it twisted. This just shows he's being funded by Russia.
June 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Don't get it twisted. This just shows he's being funded by Russia.
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@samreich.bsky.social this has been a Warioware mini-game fever dream and I'M HERE for it!
June 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@samreich.bsky.social this has been a Warioware mini-game fever dream and I'M HERE for it!