Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Impressive ‘GTA VI’ Trailer Features Characters Claiming They’re Sentient, Begging For Release From Digital Prison
theonion.com/impressive-g...
theonion.com/impressive-g...
May 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Impressive ‘GTA VI’ Trailer Features Characters Claiming They’re Sentient, Begging For Release From Digital Prison
theonion.com/impressive-g...
theonion.com/impressive-g...
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
they should change that Green Day song to “I dont wanna be an American”
at this point the idiot part is implied
at this point the idiot part is implied
April 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
they should change that Green Day song to “I dont wanna be an American”
at this point the idiot part is implied
at this point the idiot part is implied
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Me: you know they used to kill horses for glue?
Friend: no way
[flashback to 1953]
Farmer: [cocks gun]
Horse: [holding tube of Elmer's] no I need this for my crafts
Friend: no way
[flashback to 1953]
Farmer: [cocks gun]
Horse: [holding tube of Elmer's] no I need this for my crafts
February 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me: you know they used to kill horses for glue?
Friend: no way
[flashback to 1953]
Farmer: [cocks gun]
Horse: [holding tube of Elmer's] no I need this for my crafts
Friend: no way
[flashback to 1953]
Farmer: [cocks gun]
Horse: [holding tube of Elmer's] no I need this for my crafts
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
go ahead do a crime it’s basically legal now
February 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
go ahead do a crime it’s basically legal now
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Watching porn for the first time: wait a minute... what is that pizza delivery guy doing???
Watching porn for the 500th time: ok when is this stepmom gonna get in the dryer already
Watching porn for the 500th time: ok when is this stepmom gonna get in the dryer already
February 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Watching porn for the first time: wait a minute... what is that pizza delivery guy doing???
Watching porn for the 500th time: ok when is this stepmom gonna get in the dryer already
Watching porn for the 500th time: ok when is this stepmom gonna get in the dryer already
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
roses are red
violets are blue
if you ignore the first line
this is a haiku
violets are blue
if you ignore the first line
this is a haiku
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
if you ignore the first line
this is a haiku
violets are blue
if you ignore the first line
this is a haiku
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
As a parent of two kids with special needs, I'm pretty damn excited to know that a racist billionaire who routinely uses the slur "r*tards" is destroying the federal department that's a bulwark for special education and support for disabled children.
February 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
As a parent of two kids with special needs, I'm pretty damn excited to know that a racist billionaire who routinely uses the slur "r*tards" is destroying the federal department that's a bulwark for special education and support for disabled children.
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Wife: we're hanging out with Hannah and her husband tonight
Me: ugh why? that dude sucks, all he talks about is horses
Wife: I'm sure he'll have something else to talk about this time
[later]
Hannah's husband: hey
Me: that's it I'm out
Me: ugh why? that dude sucks, all he talks about is horses
Wife: I'm sure he'll have something else to talk about this time
[later]
Hannah's husband: hey
Me: that's it I'm out
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wife: we're hanging out with Hannah and her husband tonight
Me: ugh why? that dude sucks, all he talks about is horses
Wife: I'm sure he'll have something else to talk about this time
[later]
Hannah's husband: hey
Me: that's it I'm out
Me: ugh why? that dude sucks, all he talks about is horses
Wife: I'm sure he'll have something else to talk about this time
[later]
Hannah's husband: hey
Me: that's it I'm out
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Cop: First name please...
"Frida"
Cop: Last name...
"Gomam"
Cop: You're Frida Gomam?
*peels out*
Cop: Nice, nice
"Frida"
Cop: Last name...
"Gomam"
Cop: You're Frida Gomam?
*peels out*
Cop: Nice, nice
May 25, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Cop: First name please...
"Frida"
Cop: Last name...
"Gomam"
Cop: You're Frida Gomam?
*peels out*
Cop: Nice, nice
"Frida"
Cop: Last name...
"Gomam"
Cop: You're Frida Gomam?
*peels out*
Cop: Nice, nice
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Congrats to Drake on setting the world record for Most People Calling You a Pedophile at Once. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Congrats to Drake on setting the world record for Most People Calling You a Pedophile at Once. #SuperBowl
I'd watch the #superbowl if it were Taylor Swift vs Trump
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'd watch the #superbowl if it were Taylor Swift vs Trump
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
MOST FUN THINGS TO DO ON THE TOILET, RANKED
#1: #2
#2: #1
#1: #2
#2: #1
February 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
MOST FUN THINGS TO DO ON THE TOILET, RANKED
#1: #2
#2: #1
#1: #2
#2: #1
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
WAYS I USE MY TOILET, RANKED:
#1
#2
#1
#2
February 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
WAYS I USE MY TOILET, RANKED:
#1
#2
#1
#2
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this:
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
February 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this:
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
The whole GD country can change my pronouns, but it'll never change who I am. Fuck that's such a wonderous thing to hold onto
February 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The whole GD country can change my pronouns, but it'll never change who I am. Fuck that's such a wonderous thing to hold onto
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
Anyway, I have a feeling women are about to play a critical role in this season of America. Hence why folks were trying to brainwash folks with the tradwife nonsense.
A woman with agency can take on ANY fragile men.
A woman with agency can take on ANY fragile men.
February 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Anyway, I have a feeling women are about to play a critical role in this season of America. Hence why folks were trying to brainwash folks with the tradwife nonsense.
A woman with agency can take on ANY fragile men.
A woman with agency can take on ANY fragile men.
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
really wild to think that a lot of this boils down to two narcissistic manbabies with daddy issues getting their feefees hurt when people made fun of them
February 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
really wild to think that a lot of this boils down to two narcissistic manbabies with daddy issues getting their feefees hurt when people made fun of them
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
The biggest problem with DEI is that it prevents us from staffing our company entirely with guys named Cody who can shotgun 17 beers in an hour
February 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The biggest problem with DEI is that it prevents us from staffing our company entirely with guys named Cody who can shotgun 17 beers in an hour
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
watching the new Jurassic World just to see how they use the dino cum extractor
February 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
watching the new Jurassic World just to see how they use the dino cum extractor
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
One of the most important websites in America right now.
Is this a coup? Home of the Coup-o-meter
Prevention is the best medicine: Get background on coups, how they happen in a democracy, and what we can do to stop one.
isthisacoup.com
February 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
One of the most important websites in America right now.
So glad I went to the dermatologist to handle my decade-long psoriasis/eczema problems just to be told I don't have psoriasis or eczema
February 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So glad I went to the dermatologist to handle my decade-long psoriasis/eczema problems just to be told I don't have psoriasis or eczema
Reposted by ÇÃRØ
The richest man in the world is sitting at the Resolute desk, about to defund your public school.
Trump should stop him.
Trump should stop him.
February 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The richest man in the world is sitting at the Resolute desk, about to defund your public school.
Trump should stop him.
Trump should stop him.