Carlie Hansen
@carliejhansen.bsky.social
Chicago | BMC '21 | bird nerd | fish fiend | notorious women’s sports enjoyer | goalkeeper | committed to the bit
Berman Reflection Room has some meme potential this NWSL championship weekend
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Berman Reflection Room has some meme potential this NWSL championship weekend
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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i don't know how to phrase this delicately, but i just want to communicate to young white men in incel-adjacent spaces that this sort of behavior will solve your problems
I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i don't know how to phrase this delicately, but i just want to communicate to young white men in incel-adjacent spaces that this sort of behavior will solve your problems
#nwsl championship goers: I have one extra ticket I'm looking to either sell or give away to someone who couldn't go otherwise! you or someone you know could be sitting with 7 very cool very hip late 20-somethings with a variety of soccer knowledge
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
#nwsl championship goers: I have one extra ticket I'm looking to either sell or give away to someone who couldn't go otherwise! you or someone you know could be sitting with 7 very cool very hip late 20-somethings with a variety of soccer knowledge
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Like Trump's first attorney general nominee paid a 17-year-old for sex because she need money for braces. What are we doing here
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Like Trump's first attorney general nominee paid a 17-year-old for sex because she need money for braces. What are we doing here
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There are great contenders on this list but it’s going to be Jacquie Ovalle
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are great contenders on this list but it’s going to be Jacquie Ovalle
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
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every woman acutely understands this face.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
every woman acutely understands this face.
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Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.
(Published October)
(Published October)
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.
(Published October)
(Published October)
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
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holy shit.
BREAKING: Democrats just broke the GOP supermajority in the Mississippi Senate!
In a stunning victory, Democrats gained seats in court-ordered special elections and will now head to Jackson to represent and fight on behalf of their constituents.
In a stunning victory, Democrats gained seats in court-ordered special elections and will now head to Jackson to represent and fight on behalf of their constituents.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
holy shit.
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i need everyone to read this thread and save it for days when you need something good
Dearest @lesleyryder.bsky.social,
I hope the cold in Bridgeview is not affecting your will to survive these ninety minutes. Though I hear that the team from the west has struck first, let my Stars know that I pray they strike next.
Stay strong in my absence my dear wife
xx
I hope the cold in Bridgeview is not affecting your will to survive these ninety minutes. Though I hear that the team from the west has struck first, let my Stars know that I pray they strike next.
Stay strong in my absence my dear wife
xx
a piece of paper with the words " my feeling " written in cursive
ALT: a piece of paper with the words " my feeling " written in cursive
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i need everyone to read this thread and save it for days when you need something good
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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
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the one true oped www.news-leader.com/story/opinio...
Becky Sauerbrunn: Let Missouri trans girls and women play
Those claiming to be concerned about women's sports should focus on real issues like unequal pay, Missouri Olympian Becky Sauerbrunn writes.
www.news-leader.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
the one true oped www.news-leader.com/story/opinio...
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Eddy has a new teammate who is Black and from Zambia, who is open about being intersex (assigned female at birth/not trans) and people thinking she's male because of what she wears.
Between that and them sharing the bench/competing for minutes, hard not to see this as a very mean personal attack.
Between that and them sharing the bench/competing for minutes, hard not to see this as a very mean personal attack.
Deeply disappointed in Liz Eddy here, who I've always liked and respected. A reminder that we have a lot of work to do when it comes to educating the public about why trans inclusion isn't just morally correct, but competitively sound share.google/Gjf9a1Sl01eL...
National Women’s Soccer League must adopt gender standards to keep growing
Recent controversies across women’s sports — from swimming to track and field — have highlighted professional soccer lacks clear eligibility policies, unlike a growing number of other competitions.…
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October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Eddy has a new teammate who is Black and from Zambia, who is open about being intersex (assigned female at birth/not trans) and people thinking she's male because of what she wears.
Between that and them sharing the bench/competing for minutes, hard not to see this as a very mean personal attack.
Between that and them sharing the bench/competing for minutes, hard not to see this as a very mean personal attack.
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It’s just incredible this isn’t the way everyone talks about him
Gov. Pritzker: "The president lies consistently, and he's got a lot of people around him who are sycophants, including JD Vance, who lie on his behalf...It's propaganda."
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It’s just incredible this isn’t the way everyone talks about him
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And reason number 262534637 why Ella Masar is the only fun part of the 2025 Chicago Stars season
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And reason number 262534637 why Ella Masar is the only fun part of the 2025 Chicago Stars season
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so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
How to Remove AI From Your Google Chrome Experience - Opus
Follow these steps to resist the AI-pocalypse in your everyday web browsing.
opus.ing
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
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Pam Bondi admits she spoke to Apple to "get the ICEBlock app taken down." Sounds an awful lot like coercion to suppress disfavored speech to me. A clear violation of the 1st Amendment.
Bondi claims that the ICEBlock app was "criminal in that people were posting where ICE officers lived"
October 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi admits she spoke to Apple to "get the ICEBlock app taken down." Sounds an awful lot like coercion to suppress disfavored speech to me. A clear violation of the 1st Amendment.
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Come scream with me, Stars fans.
In 2023 the Chicago Stars ended their season in last place, missing the playoffs for the first time.
Two years, a new owner, and 4 head coaches later, the Stars are in the same boat, suffering from a crisis of their own making.
By @lesleyryder.bsky.social
galpalsports.com/db/the-chica...
Two years, a new owner, and 4 head coaches later, the Stars are in the same boat, suffering from a crisis of their own making.
By @lesleyryder.bsky.social
galpalsports.com/db/the-chica...
The Chicago Stars suffer from a crisis of their own making
By Lesley Ryder
galpalsports.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Come scream with me, Stars fans.
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The US wine industry today employs more people than coal did at its peak a century ago
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."
September 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The US wine industry today employs more people than coal did at its peak a century ago
Gorgeous little yearling Cooper’s hawk who tried his best to catch himself dinner, he didn’t get anything but we sure got a show #birdsky
September 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Gorgeous little yearling Cooper’s hawk who tried his best to catch himself dinner, he didn’t get anything but we sure got a show #birdsky