Robert Jenrick getting his arse handed to him. This is the kind of broadcast journalism that I want.

SUCK IT DORK

Sir Keir on Home Alone: "The Sticky Bandits have a right to defend herself."

Lololol

Your job now is to stand by our new Director of Football.

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.

In my day...

We didn't use BLUESKY, we went outside to look at the actual sky.

FACEBOOK was when you went to a library.

MYSPACE was wat we called our tents when camping outside.

If you even said the word SNAPCHAT you would get a smack from grandma (it never did us any harm bring that back)

Saturday joke for you:

My friend Gav died of indigestion.

I can't believe...

*Gav is dead*.

Rodri is a unicorn isn’t he

Not long now til we get to hear about everything that wasn't on your 2025 bingo card.

He'd be a good fit on cbeebies bedtime stories.

red stripe at night, worker’s rights
red stripe in the morning, final warning

here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️

Matt Gaetz, answering the question, what if one of the Easter Island statues was a paedophile?

The monotonous buzz of conversation began again.

To be honest, your honor? Honestly? That doesn’t even sound like some shit I’d do, to be honest with you.

November the 13th be with you 😎

Advice for new Blueskyers:

- stay safe: bluesky is very scary

- be vigilant: bluesky is a very dangerous place

- call the police: bluesky should be in jail now