Graham Winstanley
@grahamwinstanley.bsky.social
Mild. Boring. Dad. Tweeting into the abyss.
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Luke Littler doesn't look well.
February 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Luke Littler doesn't look well.
Humphries did the hard bit in fighting back, but flinched when it mattered most.
Serves him right for supporting Leeds.
Serves him right for supporting Leeds.
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Humphries did the hard bit in fighting back, but flinched when it mattered most.
Serves him right for supporting Leeds.
Serves him right for supporting Leeds.
The nerves are creeping in.
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The nerves are creeping in.
I keep nodding off during the darts, there's no chance I can stay awake for MoTD.
Let me know if we still win.
Let me know if we still win.
February 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I keep nodding off during the darts, there's no chance I can stay awake for MoTD.
Let me know if we still win.
Let me know if we still win.
What do we make of Šeško'š new haircut?
Strongly suspect Lisandro Martinez cut it for him just before kick-off.
Strongly suspect Lisandro Martinez cut it for him just before kick-off.
February 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
What do we make of Šeško'š new haircut?
Strongly suspect Lisandro Martinez cut it for him just before kick-off.
Strongly suspect Lisandro Martinez cut it for him just before kick-off.
Lots of people asking if Utd can break down a low block.
My question, is if Utd can prevent getting caught on the counter when trying to break down a low block.
If I was Carrick I'd get some pace into that back line.
My question, is if Utd can prevent getting caught on the counter when trying to break down a low block.
If I was Carrick I'd get some pace into that back line.
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Lots of people asking if Utd can break down a low block.
My question, is if Utd can prevent getting caught on the counter when trying to break down a low block.
If I was Carrick I'd get some pace into that back line.
My question, is if Utd can prevent getting caught on the counter when trying to break down a low block.
If I was Carrick I'd get some pace into that back line.
When Thomas Frank was at Brentford he once said "Everybody knows Utd have massive problems running backwards, so we focused on the transitions"
There's got to be a good chance that'll be Spurs's tactic next week.
There's got to be a good chance that'll be Spurs's tactic next week.
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
When Thomas Frank was at Brentford he once said "Everybody knows Utd have massive problems running backwards, so we focused on the transitions"
There's got to be a good chance that'll be Spurs's tactic next week.
There's got to be a good chance that'll be Spurs's tactic next week.
I'm a very happy man. I hope you are happy too.
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'm a very happy man. I hope you are happy too.
Worrying half of football.
You could see a return of the problems that haunted EtH.
Far too easy for Fulham to move forward through the middle of the pitch.
We'll do well win this game if Carrick doesn't change something.
You could see a return of the problems that haunted EtH.
Far too easy for Fulham to move forward through the middle of the pitch.
We'll do well win this game if Carrick doesn't change something.
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Worrying half of football.
You could see a return of the problems that haunted EtH.
Far too easy for Fulham to move forward through the middle of the pitch.
We'll do well win this game if Carrick doesn't change something.
You could see a return of the problems that haunted EtH.
Far too easy for Fulham to move forward through the middle of the pitch.
We'll do well win this game if Carrick doesn't change something.
Bad luck with Harry Amass.
It might scupper a permanent sale in the summer.
It might scupper a permanent sale in the summer.
February 1, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Bad luck with Harry Amass.
It might scupper a permanent sale in the summer.
It might scupper a permanent sale in the summer.
A tale as old as football. Don't take advantage whilst you're on top, get punished.
Twats!
Twats!
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
A tale as old as football. Don't take advantage whilst you're on top, get punished.
Twats!
Twats!
Newcastle are determined to lose a game where they are the better team.
Ordinarily I wouldn't mind but it feels like they save it purely for Liverpool.
Ordinarily I wouldn't mind but it feels like they save it purely for Liverpool.
January 31, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Newcastle are determined to lose a game where they are the better team.
Ordinarily I wouldn't mind but it feels like they save it purely for Liverpool.
Ordinarily I wouldn't mind but it feels like they save it purely for Liverpool.
VAR should be used to punish Macallister for play acting.
Should get a 3 match ban.
Should get a 3 match ban.
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 PM
VAR should be used to punish Macallister for play acting.
Should get a 3 match ban.
Should get a 3 match ban.
You can already see Newcastle are going to fuck this up.
January 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
You can already see Newcastle are going to fuck this up.
Lots of calls for Carrick to be permanent manager after winning two games in a row.
This is will be Nuno Espirito Santo's third in a row if the game finishes as it stands.
I'm not sure what point I'm making but I'm making it very well.
This is will be Nuno Espirito Santo's third in a row if the game finishes as it stands.
I'm not sure what point I'm making but I'm making it very well.
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Lots of calls for Carrick to be permanent manager after winning two games in a row.
This is will be Nuno Espirito Santo's third in a row if the game finishes as it stands.
I'm not sure what point I'm making but I'm making it very well.
This is will be Nuno Espirito Santo's third in a row if the game finishes as it stands.
I'm not sure what point I'm making but I'm making it very well.
That is some goal.
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That is some goal.
It's important that these Epstein files are released but nobody needs to see that photo of Prince Andrew. 🤮
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It's important that these Epstein files are released but nobody needs to see that photo of Prince Andrew. 🤮
Win, lose or draw people will read far too much into Sunday's game.
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Win, lose or draw people will read far too much into Sunday's game.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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One in five of the outfield players in Napoli v Chelsea match used to play for Man Utd.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
One in five of the outfield players in Napoli v Chelsea match used to play for Man Utd.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
Sad for Rasmus.
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Sad for Rasmus.
Reposted by Graham Winstanley
This Bruce anti-ICE anthem is gonna leave a mark:
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This Bruce anti-ICE anthem is gonna leave a mark:
Happy for Rasmus!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Happy for Rasmus!!
Why McTominay playing in the McFred role?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Why McTominay playing in the McFred role?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?