Graham Winstanley
@grahamwinstanley.bsky.social
Mild. Boring. Dad. Tweeting into the abyss.
Win, lose or draw people will read far too much into Sunday's game.
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Win, lose or draw people will read far too much into Sunday's game.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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One in five of the outfield players in Napoli v Chelsea match used to play for Man Utd.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
One in five of the outfield players in Napoli v Chelsea match used to play for Man Utd.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
One in four have worn a Utd shirt at some point in their life.
Sad for Rasmus.
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Sad for Rasmus.
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This Bruce anti-ICE anthem is gonna leave a mark:
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This Bruce anti-ICE anthem is gonna leave a mark:
Happy for Rasmus!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Happy for Rasmus!!
Why McTominay playing in the McFred role?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Why McTominay playing in the McFred role?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?
Have they learnt nothing from his time at Utd?
Raheem Sterling needs to join Leeds to complete the set.
January 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Raheem Sterling needs to join Leeds to complete the set.
Everytime I see a Barcelona starting line-up Rashford isn't in it.
Makes me question whether Barcelona will trigger the option to buy.
I hope for his sake they do.
Makes me question whether Barcelona will trigger the option to buy.
I hope for his sake they do.
January 28, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Everytime I see a Barcelona starting line-up Rashford isn't in it.
Makes me question whether Barcelona will trigger the option to buy.
I hope for his sake they do.
Makes me question whether Barcelona will trigger the option to buy.
I hope for his sake they do.
Patrick Dorgu's 12 month warranty expires on Feb 2nd.
If we get our paperwork submitted in the next few days then Lecce will either have to give us a refund or issue a replacement.
If we get our paperwork submitted in the next few days then Lecce will either have to give us a refund or issue a replacement.
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Patrick Dorgu's 12 month warranty expires on Feb 2nd.
If we get our paperwork submitted in the next few days then Lecce will either have to give us a refund or issue a replacement.
If we get our paperwork submitted in the next few days then Lecce will either have to give us a refund or issue a replacement.
My lack of imagination makes it hard for me to engage with horror movies/shows.
It's for that reason I'm not going to give Stranger Things a go.
I'll be making no further comments at this time.
It's for that reason I'm not going to give Stranger Things a go.
I'll be making no further comments at this time.
January 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
My lack of imagination makes it hard for me to engage with horror movies/shows.
It's for that reason I'm not going to give Stranger Things a go.
I'll be making no further comments at this time.
It's for that reason I'm not going to give Stranger Things a go.
I'll be making no further comments at this time.
It's a shame Casemiro's agent wouldn't let him take the pay cut.
It would have been helpful to have him around whilst new midfielders settle in at the club.
It would have been helpful to have him around whilst new midfielders settle in at the club.
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 AM
It's a shame Casemiro's agent wouldn't let him take the pay cut.
It would have been helpful to have him around whilst new midfielders settle in at the club.
It would have been helpful to have him around whilst new midfielders settle in at the club.
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to the US for the World Cup and should give their money to him instead.
January 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to the US for the World Cup and should give their money to him instead.
The doom mongers are predicting a reality check against a Fulham low block.
I think we can win.
Fulham are only 4 points behind us so I don't think they be sitting in their own penalty box for 90 mins, and they're not the greatest away from home.
I think we can win.
Fulham are only 4 points behind us so I don't think they be sitting in their own penalty box for 90 mins, and they're not the greatest away from home.
January 26, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The doom mongers are predicting a reality check against a Fulham low block.
I think we can win.
Fulham are only 4 points behind us so I don't think they be sitting in their own penalty box for 90 mins, and they're not the greatest away from home.
I think we can win.
Fulham are only 4 points behind us so I don't think they be sitting in their own penalty box for 90 mins, and they're not the greatest away from home.
I've spent the day objectifying our Goal Difference.
Check out that +7!!
Check out that +7!!
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I've spent the day objectifying our Goal Difference.
Check out that +7!!
Check out that +7!!
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January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Norwich didn't give Amass a debut and now they're losing.
Correlation or causation?
Correlation or causation?
January 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Norwich didn't give Amass a debut and now they're losing.
Correlation or causation?
Correlation or causation?
I like to eat more trifle than I used to.
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I like to eat more trifle than I used to.
We've seen better managers than Tuchel, Pochettino, Nagelsmann, Iraola, Glasner and Silva fail at Utd.
If Carrick and Holland pick up 34ish points in their reign then Utd should give them another 12 months instead appointing any of the above.
If Carrick and Holland pick up 34ish points in their reign then Utd should give them another 12 months instead appointing any of the above.
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
We've seen better managers than Tuchel, Pochettino, Nagelsmann, Iraola, Glasner and Silva fail at Utd.
If Carrick and Holland pick up 34ish points in their reign then Utd should give them another 12 months instead appointing any of the above.
If Carrick and Holland pick up 34ish points in their reign then Utd should give them another 12 months instead appointing any of the above.
At wing back Dorgu was struggling to play out from the back, often receiving the ball at an awkward angle and playing a dodgy pass in field.
As an attacker he's enjoying facing forward and receiving the ball in front of him and in space.
One positional change seems to have changed so much for him.
As an attacker he's enjoying facing forward and receiving the ball in front of him and in space.
One positional change seems to have changed so much for him.
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
At wing back Dorgu was struggling to play out from the back, often receiving the ball at an awkward angle and playing a dodgy pass in field.
As an attacker he's enjoying facing forward and receiving the ball in front of him and in space.
One positional change seems to have changed so much for him.
As an attacker he's enjoying facing forward and receiving the ball in front of him and in space.
One positional change seems to have changed so much for him.
Football without heading is very hard to imagine but reading the findings of the Gordon McQueen inquest it feels like it is an inevitability.
I'm guessing it'll be a bit like 5-a-side but on a big pitch.
It doesn't sound appealing, but it's probably preferable to brain damage.
I'm guessing it'll be a bit like 5-a-side but on a big pitch.
It doesn't sound appealing, but it's probably preferable to brain damage.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Football without heading is very hard to imagine but reading the findings of the Gordon McQueen inquest it feels like it is an inevitability.
I'm guessing it'll be a bit like 5-a-side but on a big pitch.
It doesn't sound appealing, but it's probably preferable to brain damage.
I'm guessing it'll be a bit like 5-a-side but on a big pitch.
It doesn't sound appealing, but it's probably preferable to brain damage.
Utd should extend Carrick's contract by one game for every two points he earns in the league.
He started off with a 17 game contract, he's played two games (17-2=15) but won 6 points (6÷2=3) so he'd now have 18 games left on his contract (15+3= 18).
He started off with a 17 game contract, he's played two games (17-2=15) but won 6 points (6÷2=3) so he'd now have 18 games left on his contract (15+3= 18).
January 26, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Utd should extend Carrick's contract by one game for every two points he earns in the league.
He started off with a 17 game contract, he's played two games (17-2=15) but won 6 points (6÷2=3) so he'd now have 18 games left on his contract (15+3= 18).
He started off with a 17 game contract, he's played two games (17-2=15) but won 6 points (6÷2=3) so he'd now have 18 games left on his contract (15+3= 18).
At half time Carrick took Dorgu and Cunha aside and said
"Whichever of you two scores the best goal gets to start the next game"
"Whichever of you two scores the best goal gets to start the next game"
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
At half time Carrick took Dorgu and Cunha aside and said
"Whichever of you two scores the best goal gets to start the next game"
"Whichever of you two scores the best goal gets to start the next game"
If I was boss of FiFA I'd change goals from corners to only be worth 0.25 goals.
Whilst I'm glad Arsenal look like stopping City and Liverpool from winning the league, I really don't like that they're turning football into rugby.
Whilst I'm glad Arsenal look like stopping City and Liverpool from winning the league, I really don't like that they're turning football into rugby.
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If I was boss of FiFA I'd change goals from corners to only be worth 0.25 goals.
Whilst I'm glad Arsenal look like stopping City and Liverpool from winning the league, I really don't like that they're turning football into rugby.
Whilst I'm glad Arsenal look like stopping City and Liverpool from winning the league, I really don't like that they're turning football into rugby.
If you haven't got giddy yet, well it's not too late to jump on board and get carried away.
We've got a whole week where we can dream and nobody can burst our bubble.
We've got a whole week where we can dream and nobody can burst our bubble.
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If you haven't got giddy yet, well it's not too late to jump on board and get carried away.
We've got a whole week where we can dream and nobody can burst our bubble.
We've got a whole week where we can dream and nobody can burst our bubble.