Graham Winstanley
@grahamwinstanley.bsky.social
Mild. Boring. Dad. Man Utd. Not a lot else going on. Doesn't proof read posts.
Jess Park is a greedy little so and so. That's not necessarily a bad thing but her dad definitely would have passed the ball in that situation.
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Jess Park is a greedy little so and so. That's not necessarily a bad thing but her dad definitely would have passed the ball in that situation.
Mentally weak.
Sack the board.
Years of under investment.
Glazers out.
Sack the board.
Years of under investment.
Glazers out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Mentally weak.
Sack the board.
Years of under investment.
Glazers out.
Sack the board.
Years of under investment.
Glazers out.
Come on, we should be beating these because they're not as good as they thibk they are.
Just need to regain some composure for a few minutes.
Just need to regain some composure for a few minutes.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Come on, we should be beating these because they're not as good as they thibk they are.
Just need to regain some composure for a few minutes.
Just need to regain some composure for a few minutes.
Why is lego so expensive?
Father Christmas can't afford it this year!
Father Christmas can't afford it this year!
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why is lego so expensive?
Father Christmas can't afford it this year!
Father Christmas can't afford it this year!
Friday lunchtime. Looking forward to Amorim's press conference.
.....but there isn't going to be one. 👎
Fuck pavlovian responses and fuck the international break.
.....but there isn't going to be one. 👎
Fuck pavlovian responses and fuck the international break.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Friday lunchtime. Looking forward to Amorim's press conference.
.....but there isn't going to be one. 👎
Fuck pavlovian responses and fuck the international break.
.....but there isn't going to be one. 👎
Fuck pavlovian responses and fuck the international break.
Is Fernandes injured?
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Is Fernandes injured?
Apparently there is £13 trillion in UK sterling out there in people's pockets and bank accounts.
There's 69 million people in the UK.
So that should mean on average we have £173k in cash each.
There's 69 million people in the UK.
So that should mean on average we have £173k in cash each.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Apparently there is £13 trillion in UK sterling out there in people's pockets and bank accounts.
There's 69 million people in the UK.
So that should mean on average we have £173k in cash each.
There's 69 million people in the UK.
So that should mean on average we have £173k in cash each.
There's only one thing worse than the international break and that's people moaning about the international football break but I'm not going to let that stop me complaining about it.
The international football break is the worst!*
The international football break is the worst!*
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
There's only one thing worse than the international break and that's people moaning about the international football break but I'm not going to let that stop me complaining about it.
The international football break is the worst!*
The international football break is the worst!*
PSG are well on top and should win from here but I just get the feeling that the luck might fall our way.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
PSG are well on top and should win from here but I just get the feeling that the luck might fall our way.
Reposted by Graham Winstanley
My ankle just made a noise that registered 8.3 on the Richter scale.
Sorry if it scared your pets.
Sorry if it scared your pets.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My ankle just made a noise that registered 8.3 on the Richter scale.
Sorry if it scared your pets.
Sorry if it scared your pets.
I wonder if Mary Earps will celebrate if she scores against us tomorrow night.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I wonder if Mary Earps will celebrate if she scores against us tomorrow night.
Do you remember the complaints when Utd let Charlie Savage and Zidane Iqbal leave in the same window?
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Do you remember the complaints when Utd let Charlie Savage and Zidane Iqbal leave in the same window?
Breaking:
Anthony Martial hasn't received a surprise call up to the France squad.
Anthony Martial hasn't received a surprise call up to the France squad.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Breaking:
Anthony Martial hasn't received a surprise call up to the France squad.
Anthony Martial hasn't received a surprise call up to the France squad.
International Break
a man and a woman are standing outside of a house
ALT: a man and a woman are standing outside of a house
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
International Break
The outgoing BBC boss was a Tory and you just know that the Labour government will replace him with some far right loon.
The BBC news headlines have been regularly been dogwhistling for a while now but something tells me it's going to become more exaggerated in its narratives.
The BBC news headlines have been regularly been dogwhistling for a while now but something tells me it's going to become more exaggerated in its narratives.
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The outgoing BBC boss was a Tory and you just know that the Labour government will replace him with some far right loon.
The BBC news headlines have been regularly been dogwhistling for a while now but something tells me it's going to become more exaggerated in its narratives.
The BBC news headlines have been regularly been dogwhistling for a while now but something tells me it's going to become more exaggerated in its narratives.
The Darts is amazing.
A big camp lad completely unironically dancing on stage ro Madonna.
Top notch entertainment.
A big camp lad completely unironically dancing on stage ro Madonna.
Top notch entertainment.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Darts is amazing.
A big camp lad completely unironically dancing on stage ro Madonna.
Top notch entertainment.
A big camp lad completely unironically dancing on stage ro Madonna.
Top notch entertainment.
Ten parties show proof of funds to buy Sheff Wed - None of them are called Sheikh Jassim
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Sheffield Wednesday: 10 parties show proof of funds for administration-hit club
BBC Radio Sheffield understands 10 parties have now provided proof of funds to administrators at Sheffield Wednesday.
www.bbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ten parties show proof of funds to buy Sheff Wed - None of them are called Sheikh Jassim
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
There's an awful lot of revisionism about Casemiro going on right now.
Lots of people conveniently forgetting that they jumped on the Carragher led bandwagon.
Lots of people conveniently forgetting that they jumped on the Carragher led bandwagon.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There's an awful lot of revisionism about Casemiro going on right now.
Lots of people conveniently forgetting that they jumped on the Carragher led bandwagon.
Lots of people conveniently forgetting that they jumped on the Carragher led bandwagon.
Time to roll this out again.
My prediction for the season:
We won't win the league but we will finish above Liverpool.
We won't win the league but we will finish above Liverpool.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Time to roll this out again.
Awoke to find them 2 down. Nice!
Am I right in thinking that another two puts us above them in the table?
Am I right in thinking that another two puts us above them in the table?
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Awoke to find them 2 down. Nice!
Am I right in thinking that another two puts us above them in the table?
Am I right in thinking that another two puts us above them in the table?
Listen, I've earned this nap so I don't give a shit if you're judging me.
See you on the other side.
See you on the other side.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Listen, I've earned this nap so I don't give a shit if you're judging me.
See you on the other side.
See you on the other side.
No win in 2 games. Crisis.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
No win in 2 games. Crisis.
Are there any more Mbeumos out there?
If so we should snap them all up.
If so we should snap them all up.
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Are there any more Mbeumos out there?
If so we should snap them all up.
If so we should snap them all up.
Sesko is clearly out for the season, and Mbeumo and Amad will head off to AfCon soon.
Should we buy another striker or recall Højlund in the January window?
Should we buy another striker or recall Højlund in the January window?
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sesko is clearly out for the season, and Mbeumo and Amad will head off to AfCon soon.
Should we buy another striker or recall Højlund in the January window?
Should we buy another striker or recall Højlund in the January window?