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jacked and kind (he/him)

trans rights are human rights
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youtube poop and chill
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Me seeing the most violently disturbing political development ever: That is so 2 hours ago
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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A thread of some cartoons rejected by The New Yorker:
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’d bro dating has made me agree with Peter Thiel - maybe humanity should not continue we fucking suck
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
why is it impossible to watch videos on this app
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Bitter! Sitting at my Desk
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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now to click through and read about the methodology used to calculate this. ah! I see you omitted such a link, no doubt a simple mistake,
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I hate people
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
no it’s okay I love feeling a ball of radioactive toxic poison in my chest every day of existence, it’s great!
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife
First look at Ralph Fiennes as President Snow in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ Out November 20, 2026.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I think it would be an easier task to run for and win the American presidency than it is to get liked back by a human woman bro
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
dating app owner/operators should be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’

George Orwell, Animal Farm
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
they can’t repeal Obamacare because Obama still cares guys
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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H I J K elemental pee
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The stakes are too high to wait: we need to impeach Trump now.

I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there!
@flareusa.bsky.social @removalcoalition.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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One Thousand Year Burgerreich
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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(wearily) are you. are you tired of winning yet
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I mean calling a journalist "insubordinate" is fucking crazy alone
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Moskowitz during a hearing reads an excerpt from Kristi Noem's book where she talks about shooting her dog Cricket and says, "If we're get on high horse about animal cruelty I just want to make sure we apply that equally"
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Guy who definitely didn’t rape children refers to women as piggies when they dare to ask about who is raping children
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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sorry boss i can’t work today im having a cloudflare error
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM