sbeve
@thesbeve.bsky.social
Welcome, friend. Take a seat and rest. You're home.
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I really like skeletons
I vent now and again
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artist
I really like skeletons
I vent now and again
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im trying not to get shitfaced but instead just get buzzed. Let's see how it goes
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
im trying not to get shitfaced but instead just get buzzed. Let's see how it goes
im building a biiiig house
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
im building a biiiig house
i think they're coming to kill you tomorrow. yeah yeah i just intercepted an encrypted signal. sorry :/
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
i think they're coming to kill you tomorrow. yeah yeah i just intercepted an encrypted signal. sorry :/
i think im gonna get a drink in me, eat left over wings, and play euro truck simulator
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
i think im gonna get a drink in me, eat left over wings, and play euro truck simulator
can I borrow your pineal gland?
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
can I borrow your pineal gland?
Reposted by sbeve
My ai personal assistant keeps sending me pictures of a dog that keeps getting sicker and sicker. I know it's not real but it's beginning to affect my productivity and my cloud storage is nearly full
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
My ai personal assistant keeps sending me pictures of a dog that keeps getting sicker and sicker. I know it's not real but it's beginning to affect my productivity and my cloud storage is nearly full
cruel and unusual punishment (sexual)
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
cruel and unusual punishment (sexual)
make that dick fart babygirl
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
make that dick fart babygirl
i dont think I'm gonna kill who you need me to kill
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i dont think I'm gonna kill who you need me to kill
i dont think you should be here
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
i dont think you should be here
im still afraid to post too much since I'm still here. I really hope im in the homestretch this time. I've been wrong before. fuck, it's cold as balls
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
im still afraid to post too much since I'm still here. I really hope im in the homestretch this time. I've been wrong before. fuck, it's cold as balls
too weird to live, too rare to die
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
too weird to live, too rare to die
smoking, drinking homebrew hooch, eating chips. God has blessed me at the very end
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
smoking, drinking homebrew hooch, eating chips. God has blessed me at the very end
Plenty of vultures out here. they'll pick your bones clean before morning
February 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Plenty of vultures out here. they'll pick your bones clean before morning
my burps are liquid again
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
my burps are liquid again
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if i had a film on netflix and they said they have pointers and i have to change it id kill them
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
if i had a film on netflix and they said they have pointers and i have to change it id kill them
if I can live through this year, I will become him
youtu.be/sjco86ekIlQ
youtu.be/sjco86ekIlQ
A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music
YouTube video by AILLBREAKFAST
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
if I can live through this year, I will become him
youtu.be/sjco86ekIlQ
youtu.be/sjco86ekIlQ
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"better out than in" - guy who recreationally prolapses his anus
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
"better out than in" - guy who recreationally prolapses his anus