sbeve
@thesbeve.bsky.social
Welcome, friend. Take a seat and rest. You're home.
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I really like skeletons
I vent now and again
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artist
I really like skeletons
I vent now and again
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what's up fuckers, non-fuckers, nun-fuckers, and bum-fuckers
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM
what's up fuckers, non-fuckers, nun-fuckers, and bum-fuckers
still not setting up an alarm because I don't want to wake up but oh well
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
still not setting up an alarm because I don't want to wake up but oh well
going to bed at a reasonable time instead of blacking out? maybe the depressive episode is finally ending
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
going to bed at a reasonable time instead of blacking out? maybe the depressive episode is finally ending
took a shower for the first time in like a week. i think im gonna go to sleep now
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
took a shower for the first time in like a week. i think im gonna go to sleep now
amen. not being able to cry keeps it all inside and it feels like it's corroding the inside of my chest
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
amen. not being able to cry keeps it all inside and it feels like it's corroding the inside of my chest
marbles + butthole = reddit surprise
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
marbles + butthole = reddit surprise
im trying not to get shitfaced but instead just get buzzed. Let's see how it goes
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
im trying not to get shitfaced but instead just get buzzed. Let's see how it goes
thanks for reminding me. i got that free nitro from the epic store and then forgot to cancel it so they took my money for features i don't even use
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
thanks for reminding me. i got that free nitro from the epic store and then forgot to cancel it so they took my money for features i don't even use
im building a biiiig house
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
im building a biiiig house
they're going to mcdonalds first. sorry
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
they're going to mcdonalds first. sorry
i think they're coming to kill you tomorrow. yeah yeah i just intercepted an encrypted signal. sorry :/
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
i think they're coming to kill you tomorrow. yeah yeah i just intercepted an encrypted signal. sorry :/
i think im gonna get a drink in me, eat left over wings, and play euro truck simulator
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
i think im gonna get a drink in me, eat left over wings, and play euro truck simulator
can I borrow your pineal gland?
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
can I borrow your pineal gland?
this one is more flattering
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
this one is more flattering
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My ai personal assistant keeps sending me pictures of a dog that keeps getting sicker and sicker. I know it's not real but it's beginning to affect my productivity and my cloud storage is nearly full
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
My ai personal assistant keeps sending me pictures of a dog that keeps getting sicker and sicker. I know it's not real but it's beginning to affect my productivity and my cloud storage is nearly full
cruel and unusual punishment (sexual)
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
cruel and unusual punishment (sexual)
make that dick fart babygirl
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
make that dick fart babygirl