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all Vlad's rn
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Aug 1
Evidence is growing that some HIV-infected infants, if given antiretroviral drugs early in life, are able to suppress their viral loads to undetectable levels and then come off the medicine. www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Tech bros are like, “Snoobi is merging with Gurdl to form VybHub” and beer bros are all, “Bro, did you spund and horizontally lager this for like six weeks?”
July 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Ukrainians will never fucking forget
July 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Prawn Cocktail is one of the most popular potato chip flavours worldwide. Clamato chips need to happen.
Why isn't there a Diana Sauce potato chip? Cause I wanna Die In Dat Sauce.
June 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Why isn't there a Diana Sauce potato chip? Cause I wanna Die In Dat Sauce.
June 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
oh this arsehole actually did it. with b2s? america doing america things
June 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
7th in line of command succession IRGC officer finally getting orders from HQ
June 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12
Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12
KITCHENER – Local man Dalton Strickland, whose data entry job regularly requires him to read dates off a form and put them into a computer, literally never knows which date is the day and which is the...
www.thebeaverton.com
June 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
doggy
June 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the smoke haze is evil because you get to see the sun but feel no heat
June 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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When you gaze into the shoes, the shoegaze back
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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experts (or very well-informed enthusiasts) in various things getting into vicious fights with each other on the internet is the most high-density information that has ever been available in history. they drill directly down to the core points, it's fantastic
broke: platonism is a theory that everything corresponds to the realm of the forms

woke: platonism is constantly having arguments with people who will never change their opinions in case you persuade a bystander
May 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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My partner’s sign was confiscated at the Charge-Frost game lol.
May 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
3-0 Panthers scoring a goal for every testicle in the Domi family
May 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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@gock is this true?
May 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
like a million people in this parade and nobody's fancy hit fits
May 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
maduro looks chilly
May 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I thought the Belarusians had the gayest hats but then came the Kazakh lads with their even bigger, gayer hats
May 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
this parade fuckin sucks
May 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i really need to go to bed but i really want to watch the stupid parade
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
katie simpson and dave cochrane should one day be in charge of The News in canada, they have been so damn good
May 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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If y’all are passing through North Bay ON… js. G’nite! Keep well. #notariffs🇨🇦🦫
May 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM