CaptDumplin
@captdumplin.bsky.social
Writer/Editor Extraordinaire-He/Him-BTS FTW-just a warrior for the Woke mind virus
This with the Benny hill sound track is gold
U.S. Border Patrol agents tried and failed to detain a man in downtown Chicago (via Christopher Sweat)
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This with the Benny hill sound track is gold
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They sure sound like they wanna tone down the violence
The Dept. of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the U.S.
DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
They sure sound like they wanna tone down the violence
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Fuck man is this so much better than just changing the constitution just a bit like fuck
September 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fuck man is this so much better than just changing the constitution just a bit like fuck
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"The top story of the moment is the one story that our most influential newsrooms won’t touch: That the United State has become an authoritarian state." — Dan Froomkin @froomkin.bsky.social
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August 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
"The top story of the moment is the one story that our most influential newsrooms won’t touch: That the United State has become an authoritarian state." — Dan Froomkin @froomkin.bsky.social
presswatchers.org/2025/08/we-h...
presswatchers.org/2025/08/we-h...
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction
August 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Dems Are Struggling to Register Voters and Raise Money
The Democratic Party is struggling to register voters and raise money ahead of the 2026 midterms, when the party hopes to win back the House.
www.rollingstone.com
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
I love the cop on the side that cracked his fuckin head going to the ground and the rest of the video he is just writhing in pain it’s so fuckin funny dude
Federal agents violently detained a food delivery driver as he emerged from a D.C. coffee shop Saturday morning.
The incident captured on video showed the officers throwing him to the ground and beating him before sweeping him away in an unmarked vehicle. wapo.st/45Egtkc
The incident captured on video showed the officers throwing him to the ground and beating him before sweeping him away in an unmarked vehicle. wapo.st/45Egtkc
August 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I love the cop on the side that cracked his fuckin head going to the ground and the rest of the video he is just writhing in pain it’s so fuckin funny dude
There only one question I ask myself constantly as I get older: why are men so aweful?
August 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There only one question I ask myself constantly as I get older: why are men so aweful?
“We’re declaring martial law in dc”
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“We’re declaring martial law in dc”
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Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
August 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
New Yorks most normal crypto guy
A New York City crypto investor kidnapped a 28-year-old man and tortured him for weeks by electrocuting him with wires, beating him with a gun and forcing him to smoke cocaine to extort cryptocurrency from him, prosecutors and police say.
Crypto investor tortured man for weeks for bitcoin password, prosecutors say
A wealthy crypto investor is accused of torturing a man in a ritzy New York City townhouse by electrocuting him, pistol-whipping him and forcing him to smoke cocaine.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
New Yorks most normal crypto guy
I swear to fuck god dude I’m gonna start blaming dems more then I blame reps holy shit
The gerontocracy has consequences, episode one million and three.
May 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I swear to fuck god dude I’m gonna start blaming dems more then I blame reps holy shit
Here’s hoping the president brakes that record
Breaking news: The Navy’s former second-highest-ranking officer was convicted of bribery and other counts Monday, becoming the senior-most member of the U.S. military ever convicted of committing a federal crime while on active duty.
Retired four-star Navy Adm. Robert P. Burke guilty of bribery
The Navy’s former second-in-command becomes the highest-ranking U.S. military officer to be convicted of a crime, in a scheme to trade a contract for a post-retirement job.
wapo.st
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Here’s hoping the president brakes that record
Demon behavior
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Demon behavior
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Ben Cohen, cofounder of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, was removed from the Senate after confronting lawmakers over US support for Israel's military campaign in Gaza.
May 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ben Cohen, cofounder of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, was removed from the Senate after confronting lawmakers over US support for Israel's military campaign in Gaza.
The pro life party is using a dead woman’s body as an incubator
Adriana Smith was a young mom and Emory Hospital nurse who tragically lost her life in February while nine weeks pregnant.
Georgia’s abortion ban is forcing Adriana’s family — against their wishes — to keep her body on a ventilator for 7 months to incubate the fetus.
The cruelty is unfathomable.
Georgia’s abortion ban is forcing Adriana’s family — against their wishes — to keep her body on a ventilator for 7 months to incubate the fetus.
The cruelty is unfathomable.
Abortion law forces doctors to keep pregnant brain dead woman alive
"This decision should've been left to us," said the mother of a woman who is pregnant and has been brain dead for over 90 consecutive days.
www.newsweek.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The pro life party is using a dead woman’s body as an incubator
Dems give me more reasons to Minecraft myself then republicans it’s so fucking crazy dude
to recap: democrats are cosponsoring legislation to harm at-risk people; taking meetings with a hate group; abandoning kidnapped people in el salvador; excommunicating anyone who thinks the party should do better; & ken martin’s best idea is to spend donations to fly a banner & troll the president?
May 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Dems give me more reasons to Minecraft myself then republicans it’s so fucking crazy dude
We really can stop shooting ourselves in the foot huh?
DNC panel opens the door to removing David Hogg from his national post
The move, which could affect Hogg and Malcolm Kenyatta's vice chair positions, must be adopted by the full national body before it calls a new election.
www.politico.com
May 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We really can stop shooting ourselves in the foot huh?