Captain Bergatron
@captbergatron.bsky.social
Commercial and (fmr) USAF pilot and Electrical Engineer. Living for palm trees, success, and the sky.
Holy Bedhead, Batman. Is something keeping Kaine from getting good sleep at night?
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Holy Bedhead, Batman. Is something keeping Kaine from getting good sleep at night?
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
I've grown more suspicious of utility workers by several orders of magnitude ever since that Louvre heist. "Oh you need a ladder? To replace a lightbulb? In an airport?"
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I've grown more suspicious of utility workers by several orders of magnitude ever since that Louvre heist. "Oh you need a ladder? To replace a lightbulb? In an airport?"
Can we stop calling every single one of these a "kinetic strike"? We know they didn't hit a boat with a cyber attack.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Can we stop calling every single one of these a "kinetic strike"? We know they didn't hit a boat with a cyber attack.
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Sliwa for all his weirdness has acted with dignity this whole process. Zohran should make him head of parades.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sliwa for all his weirdness has acted with dignity this whole process. Zohran should make him head of parades.
Isn't this the same house that was handing out CryptoCandy NFTs a few years ago?
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Isn't this the same house that was handing out CryptoCandy NFTs a few years ago?
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one of the few kinda nice things about this period of time is that it's revealed, often surprisingly, which influential political figures actually believe in something
It's funny that Kristol has endorsed a vote for Zohran before Gillibrand and Chuck
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
one of the few kinda nice things about this period of time is that it's revealed, often surprisingly, which influential political figures actually believe in something
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We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
"It's in Malaysia. No, like between Thailand and Singapore. No, that's Papua New---here, let me just show you."
Look, just spare a thought for all of Trump’s foreign policy experts who had to find Kuala Lumpur on a map.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"It's in Malaysia. No, like between Thailand and Singapore. No, that's Papua New---here, let me just show you."
All that egress training and yet $20 says he still left he pin in his seat
Hegseth would have spent half a day in egress training to pretend that he flew a fighter jet. Real good use of his time and tax money
Pete Hegseth’s FAKE Fighter Jet Moment EXPOSED 🚨😂 #politicalnews #shorts
youtube.com/shorts/AAkHW...
Pete Hegseth’s FAKE Fighter Jet Moment EXPOSED 🚨😂 #politicalnews #shorts
youtube.com/shorts/AAkHW...
Pete Hegseth’s FAKE Fighter Jet Moment EXPOSED 🚨😂 #politicalnews #shorts
YouTube video by Adam Kinzinger
youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
All that egress training and yet $20 says he still left he pin in his seat
I'd honestly settle for a fake mustache taped on every TV
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'd honestly settle for a fake mustache taped on every TV
If "sycophancy" doesn't end up being the dictionary word of the year for 2025, the future's gonna think nobody was paying attention to anything.
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If "sycophancy" doesn't end up being the dictionary word of the year for 2025, the future's gonna think nobody was paying attention to anything.
Lol at the Matt Gaetz channel being the only press allowed in the Pentagon
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Lol at the Matt Gaetz channel being the only press allowed in the Pentagon
It's fine you'll understand all their inside jokes.
That sinking feeling as you realize the entire back half of the plane you just boarded is a high school group who are all traveling together
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's fine you'll understand all their inside jokes.
Zoning laws?
Trump: "We'll be making cuts that will be permanent. And we're only going to cut Democrat programs. I hate to tell you."
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Zoning laws?
I did not know that and now I do.
An “immigration judge” is not an actual judge in the judicial branch. They are a DOJ employee.
As Judge Young, an actual judge, made clear in one of the truly essential parts of his Tuesday ruling. www.lawdork.com/p/judge-will...
As Judge Young, an actual judge, made clear in one of the truly essential parts of his Tuesday ruling. www.lawdork.com/p/judge-will...
October 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I did not know that and now I do.
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there’s only like two sentences between “excel is incredibly important to worldwide business” and “we have a 57% accuracy rate”! What are we doing!
![Microsoft has taken a gradual approach to adding Al elements to Excel, particularly because the data it handles powers some of the most important parts of businesses worldwide. "[Agent Mode] lets you build sheets that are auditable, refreshable, and verifiable," Chauhan says. "We have spent a ton of time making sure that the validation loop on all of these sub-agents is pretty tight."
Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an Al model's ability to edit real world spreadsheets. This result places Agent Mode above Shortcut.ai, ChatGPT agent with xIsx support, and Claude Files Opus 4.1. It's still behind the human accuracy of 71.3 percent, though.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sbiggn5vgn5dzf5cgt7mconf/bafkreifmgob5h3zxv6yu4m52rzctgmfkjruwuudo54rkbj2mq6htxvyjcy@jpeg)
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
there’s only like two sentences between “excel is incredibly important to worldwide business” and “we have a 57% accuracy rate”! What are we doing!
Damn they're already at the Pervitin-addiction stage of fascism
They said Hegseth is becoming increasingly “obsessed” with his own security and exhibits frenzied behavior, such as fidgeting and pacing during meetings.
“Dude is crawling out of his skin,” another source said.
“Dude is crawling out of his skin,” another source said.
Pentagon Pete's 'Manic' Meltdowns Exposed by Aides
The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Damn they're already at the Pervitin-addiction stage of fascism
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Hear me out: new super bowl tradition, you have to call out at least one pedophile in your halftime show
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hear me out: new super bowl tradition, you have to call out at least one pedophile in your halftime show
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“what do you think of the presidents promise to provide every american with a magical bed that will solve all their problems” is the type of legitimate question that should be asked on meet the press today that wont be simply bc it sounds so bat shit insane
September 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“what do you think of the presidents promise to provide every american with a magical bed that will solve all their problems” is the type of legitimate question that should be asked on meet the press today that wont be simply bc it sounds so bat shit insane
There like memes for mommy's car*
i think its fun that goofy bumper stickers are coming back into vogue. they're like memes for your car
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
There like memes for mommy's car*
I wonder how many people had to work an extra 12 hours on a Saturday because of this
Well-oiled machine. Only the best people. etc. etc.
Super great business environment.
Super great business environment.
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I wonder how many people had to work an extra 12 hours on a Saturday because of this
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE?!?
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., have sent a letter to Trump requesting a meeting to discuss a path forward to keep the government open past the September 30th funding deadline.
Schumer, Jeffries request meeting with Trump ahead of potential government shutdown
The request comes after the U.S. Senate rejected a stopgap measure that would have kept the government open another few weeks.
nbcnews.to
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE?!?
She's the fucking Dean of Communication and Journalism at USC!!
September 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
She's the fucking Dean of Communication and Journalism at USC!!
I'm gonna need to hear the accent...
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm gonna need to hear the accent...