Captain Bergatron
@captbergatron.bsky.social
Commercial and (fmr) USAF pilot and Electrical Engineer. Living for palm trees, success, and the sky.
The 2025 version of dropping your Sony Walkman and the AA batteries fly out everywhere
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The 2025 version of dropping your Sony Walkman and the AA batteries fly out everywhere
He stole that line from Insane Clown Posse.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He stole that line from Insane Clown Posse.
That's Newark Airport. Don't live in Newark airport.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That's Newark Airport. Don't live in Newark airport.
They don't belong in a poker game if they can't see that
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They don't belong in a poker game if they can't see that
Pilot here. That's pretty much what's happening because now the airlines are funding meals for ATC. Which is dystopian
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Pilot here. That's pretty much what's happening because now the airlines are funding meals for ATC. Which is dystopian
Then do it! That'll push through legislation on the Epstein files quicker!
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Then do it! That'll push through legislation on the Epstein files quicker!
Your sister sounds like my mother in law.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Your sister sounds like my mother in law.
Or release the Epstein files.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Or release the Epstein files.
For the same reason I am incredibly skeptical when they talk about population decline
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
For the same reason I am incredibly skeptical when they talk about population decline
This is the reason to criminally charge CEOs like Mark Zuckerberg when their ineptitude causes, for example, ethnic cleansing or teen suicide. It's so the next psycho in charge will act in self-preservation and react quicker when shit starts going off the rails.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is the reason to criminally charge CEOs like Mark Zuckerberg when their ineptitude causes, for example, ethnic cleansing or teen suicide. It's so the next psycho in charge will act in self-preservation and react quicker when shit starts going off the rails.
The attack ad writes itself
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The attack ad writes itself
Can we stop calling every single one of these a "kinetic strike"? We know they didn't hit a boat with a cyber attack.
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Can we stop calling every single one of these a "kinetic strike"? We know they didn't hit a boat with a cyber attack.
Is this surprising? I mean ghosts aren't real so this tracks
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Is this surprising? I mean ghosts aren't real so this tracks
Literal cult dynamics playing out
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Literal cult dynamics playing out
They saw that poll saying 70% think democrats are out of touch with the moment and ran it all the way in the wrong direction
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
They saw that poll saying 70% think democrats are out of touch with the moment and ran it all the way in the wrong direction
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Sliwa for all his weirdness has acted with dignity this whole process. Zohran should make him head of parades.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sliwa for all his weirdness has acted with dignity this whole process. Zohran should make him head of parades.
Depends on how you cut it
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Depends on how you cut it