Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them)
@captainraz.bsky.social
Writer. Author. Cryptid.
Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | http://patreon.com/RachelTonksHill
Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | http://patreon.com/RachelTonksHill
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How to Say I Love You in Binary
www.racheltonkshill.com
I promised y'all a scifi romance novella where two lady robots fall in love, learn how to fuck and escape from their human oppressors to live out their cottagecore lesbian dreams.
It's called How to Say "I Love You" in Binary and is available for pre-order.
www.racheltonkshill.com/works/how-to...
It's called How to Say "I Love You" in Binary and is available for pre-order.
www.racheltonkshill.com/works/how-to...
Watching old episodes of Great British Bake Off:
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Watching old episodes of Great British Bake Off:
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
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The big tech run internet SUCKS, so I learned how to run a VPS and built my own forum. It's old school and modern. It's got signatures and chat. We're doing jams and sharing our art and talking about games. We do not abide bigotry or gen AI.
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The big tech run internet SUCKS, so I learned how to run a VPS and built my own forum. It's old school and modern. It's got signatures and chat. We're doing jams and sharing our art and talking about games. We do not abide bigotry or gen AI.
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
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One of the Little Free Libraries got a pile of books on autism, folklore and mythology, and finding your gender identity, and that's how I know there's a Bluesky user in the neighborhood
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
One of the Little Free Libraries got a pile of books on autism, folklore and mythology, and finding your gender identity, and that's how I know there's a Bluesky user in the neighborhood
I don't know who started the whole "string of saliva connecting our lips" thing when describing kisses, but I'm gonna need to have a word with them.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I don't know who started the whole "string of saliva connecting our lips" thing when describing kisses, but I'm gonna need to have a word with them.
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For everyone who needs to hear this today: dogs still exist.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For everyone who needs to hear this today: dogs still exist.
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none of you are prepared 👀
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
none of you are prepared 👀
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I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
I need to try this
Some nights I just cannot cope with the modern world and I turn off all my lights and wander around with a candlestick like a Victorian ghost and it legitimately fixes my nervous system.
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I need to try this
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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House full of trans, disabled folk here!
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: crimsonndraycko@yahoo.com
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: crimsonndraycko@yahoo.com
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
House full of trans, disabled folk here!
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: crimsonndraycko@yahoo.com
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: crimsonndraycko@yahoo.com
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
Dont make me tap the t shirt
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Dont make me tap the t shirt
Me: *minding my own business, scrolling Instagram*
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Me: *minding my own business, scrolling Instagram*
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
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signal is the birth control pill of phone encryption, it’s 99.99% effective when used correctly. the only way to be 100% assured of fail-proof safety is to never use Phone, but abstinence-only education doesn’t work, so
i feel like every time i see someone calling signal insecure it only takes a few questions for them to eventually arrive at one of two conclusuons:
- encryption isn't real you idiot
- signal is insecure because someone can drug you and beat you with a $5 wrench until you unlock your phone
- encryption isn't real you idiot
- signal is insecure because someone can drug you and beat you with a $5 wrench until you unlock your phone
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
signal is the birth control pill of phone encryption, it’s 99.99% effective when used correctly. the only way to be 100% assured of fail-proof safety is to never use Phone, but abstinence-only education doesn’t work, so
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Glenn Close saying “giving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Glenn Close saying “giving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend
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With alt text, and it is beautiful ☺️
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
With alt text, and it is beautiful ☺️
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Politics hot take: It being verboeten to talk about politics and religion at social gatherings is how the worst people stealthed their way into mainstream acceptability. If we'd seen how these fucks really viewed the world, we'd have ejected them long ago
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Politics hot take: It being verboeten to talk about politics and religion at social gatherings is how the worst people stealthed their way into mainstream acceptability. If we'd seen how these fucks really viewed the world, we'd have ejected them long ago
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Remember, the great thing about the bagpipes is you don't have to be good at them for them to be a useful protest tool.
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Remember, the great thing about the bagpipes is you don't have to be good at them for them to be a useful protest tool.
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the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed
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It sucks that all my amazing artist and writer associates constantly have to beg for cash. It's nice that we can come together and support them as a community but it would be better if some sort of government body took a small portion of everyones income and basically distrubuted it universally
October 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It sucks that all my amazing artist and writer associates constantly have to beg for cash. It's nice that we can come together and support them as a community but it would be better if some sort of government body took a small portion of everyones income and basically distrubuted it universally
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human sex hormones are lifesaving medication etc etc etc but i also think you should just be allowed to play with them without having to ask for permission first. what’s the fucking point of a cyberpunk dystopia where you can’t even impulse buy some cross-sex hormone therapy at the gas station
October 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
human sex hormones are lifesaving medication etc etc etc but i also think you should just be allowed to play with them without having to ask for permission first. what’s the fucking point of a cyberpunk dystopia where you can’t even impulse buy some cross-sex hormone therapy at the gas station
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She is one of our true elders and there are so few left. She deserves the best healthcare available, but this is America.
Full story: www.advocate.com/news/stonewa...
Full story: www.advocate.com/news/stonewa...
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
She is one of our true elders and there are so few left. She deserves the best healthcare available, but this is America.
Full story: www.advocate.com/news/stonewa...
Full story: www.advocate.com/news/stonewa...