Captain Princess!
@captainprincess.bsky.social
internet woman; she/they
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Cody with a lot of estrogen and progesterone and a mullet
December 10, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Cody with a lot of estrogen and progesterone and a mullet
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joe biden pardoned his son hunter biden for doing some really cool shit
December 2, 2024 at 4:26 PM
joe biden pardoned his son hunter biden for doing some really cool shit
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in their patrol cars
oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
Twitter/X is currently down.
December 2, 2024 at 8:58 PM
in their patrol cars
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every morning I wake up and palm slam a cassette into the slot. It's a tape of Push it to the Limit and right then and there I start doing moves while chugging piping hot coffee. I do every move and I do every move hard
November 28, 2024 at 8:58 PM
every morning I wake up and palm slam a cassette into the slot. It's a tape of Push it to the Limit and right then and there I start doing moves while chugging piping hot coffee. I do every move and I do every move hard
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Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
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if ur a deus vult guy you should live like a crusader which means by law you are not allowed to have shoelaces they thought it was a decadence. You can only have buckles on your shit like a little elf.
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
if ur a deus vult guy you should live like a crusader which means by law you are not allowed to have shoelaces they thought it was a decadence. You can only have buckles on your shit like a little elf.
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idk who needs to hear this but opening up a gas leak could change your whole life
November 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
idk who needs to hear this but opening up a gas leak could change your whole life
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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i hate bitches that are not curious about the world!
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 AM
i hate bitches that are not curious about the world!
they should make hrt that doesn't give you delusions of grandeur and a hunger for power
November 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
they should make hrt that doesn't give you delusions of grandeur and a hunger for power
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Sargento thinks we can’t handle 11 slices of extra sharp. Fuck you sargento!!!!!
November 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Sargento thinks we can’t handle 11 slices of extra sharp. Fuck you sargento!!!!!
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every film has a marketing collab these days smh
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
every film has a marketing collab these days smh
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Remember you too can be run over by a forklift at any given moment. Are you at home? False safety. It’s in the attic. It’s coming right now
November 23, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Remember you too can be run over by a forklift at any given moment. Are you at home? False safety. It’s in the attic. It’s coming right now
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the reason Scooby Doo has such a limited vocabulary is not because he's a dog. it's because he's a pothead. don't do drugs
November 24, 2024 at 1:40 AM
the reason Scooby Doo has such a limited vocabulary is not because he's a dog. it's because he's a pothead. don't do drugs
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
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Everytime I take my estrogen shot I pretend I'm Margaret Qualley in The Substance stabilizing myself
November 22, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Everytime I take my estrogen shot I pretend I'm Margaret Qualley in The Substance stabilizing myself
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i think we can all agree we should put less chemicals in our food. i don't think we also have to bring back Polio to do that. This may be controversial
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM
i think we can all agree we should put less chemicals in our food. i don't think we also have to bring back Polio to do that. This may be controversial
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Im in a starter pack for annoying dipshits
November 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Im in a starter pack for annoying dipshits
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I finished this crossstitch project earlier this year. Shuckle is one of my favorites. I just love how it eats berries to convert them into candies. Some people find it a little gross but it would be really fun to have a partner pokemon like them. <3
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I finished this crossstitch project earlier this year. Shuckle is one of my favorites. I just love how it eats berries to convert them into candies. Some people find it a little gross but it would be really fun to have a partner pokemon like them. <3
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[getting my dick sucked] why me
November 22, 2024 at 5:06 AM
[getting my dick sucked] why me
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every day we do every day. that's the hard part. you have to do it every day
November 22, 2024 at 5:52 AM
every day we do every day. that's the hard part. you have to do it every day
