John Toilet
@johntoilet.bsky.social
Proud owner of a stomach that requires 200 antacids a month
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John Toilet
@johntoilet.bsky.social
· Jun 20
Album - I Think It's Time to Leave...
YouTube video
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Actual friend of mine irl has dropped a new album for the masses for free. Here is some old school Boston punk vibes for you to share and enjoy.
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Farting directly into a microphone as the audio tech has all the levels to max bass to test the woofers. Beans and rice for 2 days is the best audio test.
I’m a professional btw
I’m a professional btw
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Farting directly into a microphone as the audio tech has all the levels to max bass to test the woofers. Beans and rice for 2 days is the best audio test.
I’m a professional btw
I’m a professional btw
My favorite type of English speaking is Finnish. Best accent, best rhythm. Also, bonus if they’re really Finnish because the Germanic tones seep in, and things accidentally become questions, or statements. Hardest difficulty English speaking.
Good morning.
Good morning.
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My favorite type of English speaking is Finnish. Best accent, best rhythm. Also, bonus if they’re really Finnish because the Germanic tones seep in, and things accidentally become questions, or statements. Hardest difficulty English speaking.
Good morning.
Good morning.
You are currently going 67,000 mph (107,826 kph) right now. You may be eating breakfast. I dunno but that’s how fast we are going around our star.
Slow down
Slow down
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You are currently going 67,000 mph (107,826 kph) right now. You may be eating breakfast. I dunno but that’s how fast we are going around our star.
Slow down
Slow down
Good morning. Popping in to say I love all of you. Be good to others. Going back to real world in a little bit, but how are we all doing
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Good morning. Popping in to say I love all of you. Be good to others. Going back to real world in a little bit, but how are we all doing
After feeding the homeless for 20 years and being an emt and doing community outreach and having spent most of my life putting others needs before my own, I have successfully made it to a Bluesky list described as “Genocide apologist posting cringe from a Starbucks as it burns down around them”
October 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
After feeding the homeless for 20 years and being an emt and doing community outreach and having spent most of my life putting others needs before my own, I have successfully made it to a Bluesky list described as “Genocide apologist posting cringe from a Starbucks as it burns down around them”
Good morning, why am I awake right now morning
October 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Good morning, why am I awake right now morning
Good lord what list did I get added to
October 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Good lord what list did I get added to
I just discovered people who use ai for the forced push attempt to make it mainstream legitimate are trying to slur shame everyone else by calling us “traditionalists”
Yes, the tradition of actually doing work and putting the time in to learn how to do art and be good at it. Incredible stuff.
Yes, the tradition of actually doing work and putting the time in to learn how to do art and be good at it. Incredible stuff.
October 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just discovered people who use ai for the forced push attempt to make it mainstream legitimate are trying to slur shame everyone else by calling us “traditionalists”
Yes, the tradition of actually doing work and putting the time in to learn how to do art and be good at it. Incredible stuff.
Yes, the tradition of actually doing work and putting the time in to learn how to do art and be good at it. Incredible stuff.
The lantern fly has entered Massachusetts.
MA, NH, VT, ME, CT, RI peeps:
Kill on sight.
fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
MA, NH, VT, ME, CT, RI peeps:
Kill on sight.
fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
Massachusetts officials warning public after invasive pest spotted in Fall River, other communities
BOSTON — The Massachusetts Department of Agricultural Resources is asking the public to keep an eye out for the invasive pest known as spotted lanternfly as the pest is now active and has been seen in...
fallriverreporter.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The lantern fly has entered Massachusetts.
MA, NH, VT, ME, CT, RI peeps:
Kill on sight.
fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
MA, NH, VT, ME, CT, RI peeps:
Kill on sight.
fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
Beloved pokemon pikachu has caught Lyme disease from a local tick, will be put down by machine gun firing squad to protect the public
October 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Beloved pokemon pikachu has caught Lyme disease from a local tick, will be put down by machine gun firing squad to protect the public
“I’m the type of guy to have a 30 rack of twisted tea and crash this Chrysler Sebring into the Quabbin Resevoir I tell you what chief”
- New Massachusetts guy
- New Massachusetts guy
October 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“I’m the type of guy to have a 30 rack of twisted tea and crash this Chrysler Sebring into the Quabbin Resevoir I tell you what chief”
- New Massachusetts guy
- New Massachusetts guy
Hey Portland, are you all living in mortar and artillery craters? All the buildings leveled? Is the barbed wire and flares holding up ok on the trench line? Ammunition, food and water ok? Apparently you guys are war torn
Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hey Portland, are you all living in mortar and artillery craters? All the buildings leveled? Is the barbed wire and flares holding up ok on the trench line? Ammunition, food and water ok? Apparently you guys are war torn
It’s fun watching people like Mike here stuck in shit creek like this because they are incapable of admitting fault, because they’re all immature and weak, therefore the only recourse is gaslighting and “come onnn I was kidding”
Mike Johnson: "Many of you asked me this morning about sombreros and memes and why Hakeem Jeffries is all alarmed by that. Look, these are games, these are sideshows, people are getting caught up in battles over social media memes ... to my friend Hakeem, man, just ignore it."
October 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It’s fun watching people like Mike here stuck in shit creek like this because they are incapable of admitting fault, because they’re all immature and weak, therefore the only recourse is gaslighting and “come onnn I was kidding”
Good morning, etc.
October 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Good morning, etc.
lol he bankrupted the United States loooooooooooool
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
lol he bankrupted the United States loooooooooooool
The great khaki pants conversation is back baby yeah
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The great khaki pants conversation is back baby yeah
Gold plated Iowa class to have its keel layed down within 3 weeks, as rest of military whines like the lib cucks that they are that “it’s outdated” “doesn’t have missile platforms” “complete waste of DOD resources” “gold doesn’t blend on the horizon” and other communist socialist fascist propaganda
Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.
September 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Gold plated Iowa class to have its keel layed down within 3 weeks, as rest of military whines like the lib cucks that they are that “it’s outdated” “doesn’t have missile platforms” “complete waste of DOD resources” “gold doesn’t blend on the horizon” and other communist socialist fascist propaganda
Lace your boots up. No ROE is code word for gloves off.
Here comes the fascism
Here comes the fascism
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Lace your boots up. No ROE is code word for gloves off.
Here comes the fascism
Here comes the fascism
Here’s my take on the EA situation:
lol
lol
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Here’s my take on the EA situation:
lol
lol
Reposted by John Toilet
The world if I had a girlfriend
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The world if I had a girlfriend
Read the thing, remember the class war comment, remember it’s us vs them, here for all my brothers and sisters from any color creed religion sexuality, anything they try and divide us up by. We are all people who just want to live and be happy, and they’re not letting that happen because more $
It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.
September 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Read the thing, remember the class war comment, remember it’s us vs them, here for all my brothers and sisters from any color creed religion sexuality, anything they try and divide us up by. We are all people who just want to live and be happy, and they’re not letting that happen because more $
Reposted by John Toilet
It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.
Those of us who already know know, but to those who don’t:
There are allies to the cause of a less jingoistic, more socially minded, more helpful America in every single group of people. There are also enemies in every group whose intentions are devious. Find the good ones. Remove the bad ones
There are allies to the cause of a less jingoistic, more socially minded, more helpful America in every single group of people. There are also enemies in every group whose intentions are devious. Find the good ones. Remove the bad ones
September 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Those of us who already know know, but to those who don’t:
There are allies to the cause of a less jingoistic, more socially minded, more helpful America in every single group of people. There are also enemies in every group whose intentions are devious. Find the good ones. Remove the bad ones
There are allies to the cause of a less jingoistic, more socially minded, more helpful America in every single group of people. There are also enemies in every group whose intentions are devious. Find the good ones. Remove the bad ones
Here’s a breakfast article. Or if somehow you follow me from the other side of the world, dinner story.
Takeaway: nobody likes this dumb fuck at the helm. Nobody. We are all being dragged by like, 10% of people in this country
Takeaway: nobody likes this dumb fuck at the helm. Nobody. We are all being dragged by like, 10% of people in this country
From 2022
"You fucking generals, why can’t you be like the German generals?”
"Which generals?” Kelly asked.
“The German generals in World War II,” Trump responded.
“You do know that they tried to kill Hitler three times and almost pulled it off?” Kelly said.
"You fucking generals, why can’t you be like the German generals?”
"Which generals?” Kelly asked.
“The German generals in World War II,” Trump responded.
“You do know that they tried to kill Hitler three times and almost pulled it off?” Kelly said.
Inside the War Between Trump and His Generals
How Mark Milley and others in the Pentagon handled the national-security threat posed by their own Commander-in-Chief.
www.newyorker.com
September 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Here’s a breakfast article. Or if somehow you follow me from the other side of the world, dinner story.
Takeaway: nobody likes this dumb fuck at the helm. Nobody. We are all being dragged by like, 10% of people in this country
Takeaway: nobody likes this dumb fuck at the helm. Nobody. We are all being dragged by like, 10% of people in this country
I laugh at my last rt.
But I’m legit here for anyone who needs someone to talk to.
But I’m legit here for anyone who needs someone to talk to.
September 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I laugh at my last rt.
But I’m legit here for anyone who needs someone to talk to.
But I’m legit here for anyone who needs someone to talk to.