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John Toilet
@johntoilet.bsky.social
Proud owner of a stomach that requires 200 antacids a month
The only ai robot I want:
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Also not enough words: addition to actual finish would be Russian influence also on top of the Germanic ones, so like sentence structure can be unexpected, tone and rhythm change mid sentence, completely making the listener really listen
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Same acronym for the band
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You WHAT
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Force acceleration multipliers. We are hauling ass, way over the speed limit
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Please launch an enormous solar wind drogue chute to slow us down. One 5 stage rocket should suffice. I’m in Tibet banging in one of the anchors. Please asap
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That or we slow down too much and just get pulled into the sun
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Right, keep not accelerating. Please and thank you
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Decrease acceleration to zero and constant speed by 3% every 20 minutes
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Slow down
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Starbucks, I’m assuming.
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yes this is a minor crash out. Idgaf. It’s not the person or the list, it’s the internet in general. An entire population of people unwilling to do, but more than willing to criticize as aggressively as possible. This whole implemented apparatus is bullshit. Do something I beg you. Help for real. 🫡
October 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ya know, I joke but also: this is why I think it’s time to officially shut this shit down for the most part. Let me know when one of you start a commune. Done with most of you and your words but no action or actual assistance. Very easy to type, which is why you do nothing else. 🖕
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s an honor really. I’m a severely broken human both mentally and physically after service to pretty much everyone but myself, but somebody read one post and they know me 100%. Jokes on them though, it’s not a Starbucks it’s a Dunkin’ Donuts
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Roger that, I’ll try and be vigilant. We are about to get cold around here, I hope that does something to their numbers
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mayonnaise leaking out of the tweeter
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(Cut to an emotional orc covered in a blanket rocking back and forth, little pieces of TP on all the razor cuts)
October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM