Captain Cuervo
@captaincuervo.bsky.social
He/him, here for video games and Baltimore sports
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"we are charlie Kirk"
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"we are charlie Kirk"
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
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October 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.
‘She is ignorant of how ignorant she is’: JK Rowling responds to Emma Watson rift
‘She is ignorant of how ignorant she is’: JK Rowling responds to Emma Watson rift
The author has rebuffed conciliatory remarks made by the Harry Potter actor, saying Watson has ‘enthusiastically participated’ in the ‘trashing of women’s rights’
Harry Potter author JK Rowling has responded to Emma Watson’s recent remarks about their rift over transgender rights, saying the actor is “ignorant of how ignorant she is”.
Rowling’s post comes after a podcast interview with Watson, in which the latter said: “I really don’t believe that … holding the love and support and views that I have, mean[s] that I can’t and don’t treasure Jo and the person that I had personal experiences with.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.
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so when do we get our huge national news cycle about how MAGA needs to turn down the rhetoric because of political violence? we’re waiting
just a *central casting* MAGA chud, even used a giant flag-bedecked pickup truck as part of the attack www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
Mormon church gunman was Marine ‘who supported Trump’
Thomas Jacob Sanford, 40, killed by police after ramming truck into Michigan church and opening fire on worshippers
www.telegraph.co.uk
September 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
so when do we get our huge national news cycle about how MAGA needs to turn down the rhetoric because of political violence? we’re waiting
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I’ve seen enough
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’ve seen enough
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Gordon Cole: THE WRESTLING'S ON, COOP. YOU WILL NOTICE THE BLONDE-HAIRED WOMAN GAINING SPEED & MOMENTUM LIKE A BOW-LEGGED GAZELLE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER REAR-END RIGHT INTO HER DAZED OPPONENT'S FACE. SHE LEARNED IT FROM THOSE VAUDEVILLE GIRLS.
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
July 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Gordon Cole: THE WRESTLING'S ON, COOP. YOU WILL NOTICE THE BLONDE-HAIRED WOMAN GAINING SPEED & MOMENTUM LIKE A BOW-LEGGED GAZELLE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER REAR-END RIGHT INTO HER DAZED OPPONENT'S FACE. SHE LEARNED IT FROM THOSE VAUDEVILLE GIRLS.
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
22 runs in the splash zone, had to swim outta the park
June 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
22 runs in the splash zone, had to swim outta the park
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I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.
But if a few people in masks start lighting stuff on fire? Then you have news. This creates an *enormous* attentional advantage towards the most violent and chaotic kind of protest.
June 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
May 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
Didn't wanna see right field anyway, go O's!
April 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Didn't wanna see right field anyway, go O's!
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
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It wouldn't be a bankruptcy story without CNN failing to point out that the billions in debt Party City owed were entirely the result of private equity.
Party City is closing down all of its stores, ending nearly 40 years in business
Party City is going out of business | CNN Business
Party City is closing down all of its stores, ending nearly 40 years in business, CNN has learned.
cnn.it
December 20, 2024 at 11:19 PM
It wouldn't be a bankruptcy story without CNN failing to point out that the billions in debt Party City owed were entirely the result of private equity.
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me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
My custom Santander jersey finally came in
November 10, 2024 at 1:05 AM
My custom Santander jersey finally came in