JeanCannesNoux
@calypseaux.bsky.social
Wearer of masks.. & hats.
I love GIFs, emojis, rituals, elegant words, a habitable planet, books, scripted TV, history podcasts & well-designed everything.
I ask “what?” a lot.
Estoy aprendiendo un poco de español para poder cantar junto con Benito.
I love GIFs, emojis, rituals, elegant words, a habitable planet, books, scripted TV, history podcasts & well-designed everything.
I ask “what?” a lot.
Estoy aprendiendo un poco de español para poder cantar junto con Benito.
“Why are those people clapping?”
OH 🥵
OH 🥵
Ralph Lauren menswear for Milan fashion week today! #MFW
January 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
“Why are those people clapping?”
OH 🥵
OH 🥵
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Dammit, tech companies. The only think I need to know about your awesome AI feature is how to turn it off.
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Dammit, tech companies. The only think I need to know about your awesome AI feature is how to turn it off.
Couldn’t sleep, so having a warm waffle with peanut butter and chocolate. Yum.
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Couldn’t sleep, so having a warm waffle with peanut butter and chocolate. Yum.
Finally, an answer that makes sense
The reason fingers work on touchscreens but not inanimate objects is the phone is powered by consuming a tiny piece of your soul
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Finally, an answer that makes sense
Living up to my elite Millennial Manager status sharing this with my team *wheezing*
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Living up to my elite Millennial Manager status sharing this with my team *wheezing*
For all extents and porpoises 🐬
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
For all extents and porpoises 🐬
They *almost* got it. Almost.
“As AI infrastructure expands rapidly.. Microsoft’s new Community-First AI Infrastructure approach signals a shift: the company will cover grid upgrades, fully pay power costs, replenish water, and invest in local jobs instead of pushing costs onto residents.”
“As AI infrastructure expands rapidly.. Microsoft’s new Community-First AI Infrastructure approach signals a shift: the company will cover grid upgrades, fully pay power costs, replenish water, and invest in local jobs instead of pushing costs onto residents.”
Microsoft's plan to counter community resistance to AI data centers
Microsoft promises to pay the tab for the electric and water utility upgrades required for massive AI data centers.
trellis.net
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
They *almost* got it. Almost.
“As AI infrastructure expands rapidly.. Microsoft’s new Community-First AI Infrastructure approach signals a shift: the company will cover grid upgrades, fully pay power costs, replenish water, and invest in local jobs instead of pushing costs onto residents.”
“As AI infrastructure expands rapidly.. Microsoft’s new Community-First AI Infrastructure approach signals a shift: the company will cover grid upgrades, fully pay power costs, replenish water, and invest in local jobs instead of pushing costs onto residents.”
Many people are asking:
How am I supposed to do work today.
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Many people are asking:
Update: processing visas that allowed these Jamaicans to earn as seasonal workers have been suspended
jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news...
jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
An estimated 90,000 households and 360,000 people have been affected by the damage wrought by #HurricaneMelissa in #Jamaica. Salmon is one of roughly 5,000 Jamaican workers who come to the US each year on an H-2A visa.
An estimated 90,000 households and 360,000 people have been affected by the damage wrought by #HurricaneMelissa in #Jamaica. Salmon is one of roughly 5,000 Jamaican workers who come to the US each year on an H-2A visa.
A hurricane destroyed their homes in Jamaica. Now they fear losing the jobs they rely on in the US
Thousands of Jamaican workers who come to the US on an H-2A visa say they aren’t sure if they’ll be able to return from one year to the next
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Update: processing visas that allowed these Jamaicans to earn as seasonal workers have been suspended
jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news...
jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news...
There are alternative that don’t jeopardize the health of the millworkers & installers. If you insist on quartz, ask for low silica or ZERO silica options - many are now made with lots of recycled glass.
A more serious issue on the topic of renovating a home. Apparently manufacturing quartz countertops is very dangerous.
www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...?
www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...?
Kitchen countertop workers are dying. Some lawmakers want to ban their lawsuits
Some safety experts want California to stop the cutting of quartz countertops saying it can't be done safely. Lawmakers, meanwhile, contemplate a ban on workers' lawsuits against quartz manufacturers.
www.npr.org
January 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
There are alternative that don’t jeopardize the health of the millworkers & installers. If you insist on quartz, ask for low silica or ZERO silica options - many are now made with lots of recycled glass.
Sometimes
When I’m having a particularly trying day
I sneak in a 2nd protein bar
(The mint dark chocolate one)
As a treat
When I’m having a particularly trying day
I sneak in a 2nd protein bar
(The mint dark chocolate one)
As a treat
a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
Alt: a little girl is making a funny face with a sheepish grin while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Sometimes
When I’m having a particularly trying day
I sneak in a 2nd protein bar
(The mint dark chocolate one)
As a treat
When I’m having a particularly trying day
I sneak in a 2nd protein bar
(The mint dark chocolate one)
As a treat
The kid, yesterday: but WHY? Why are Arkansas and Kansas pronounced so differently?
Good question, kid.
Good question.
Good question, kid.
Good question.
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The kid, yesterday: but WHY? Why are Arkansas and Kansas pronounced so differently?
Good question, kid.
Good question.
Good question, kid.
Good question.
Reposted by JeanCannesNoux
pouring one out for the gorgeous melanated people who don’t believe in themselves because they grew up around racist whites
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM
pouring one out for the gorgeous melanated people who don’t believe in themselves because they grew up around racist whites
Either The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill or Legend by Bob Marley.
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Either The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill or Legend by Bob Marley.
Now this… this is something 🧪 🥼
Neural network finds an enzyme that can break down polyurethane
Given a dozen hours, the enzyme can turn a foam pad into reusable chemicals.
arstechnica.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Now this… this is something 🧪 🥼
Why skeets?
Why not bleets?
Why not bleets?
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Why skeets?
Why not bleets?
Why not bleets?
Jamaica’s national dish is ackee + saltfish 🇯🇲
The saltfish is strips of cod salted and air dried for low maintenance protein, and ackee is a fruit with poisonous filaments that can kill you if not prepared properly, so colonizers refused to eat both. Nowhere else chooses to eat ackee 😏
The saltfish is strips of cod salted and air dried for low maintenance protein, and ackee is a fruit with poisonous filaments that can kill you if not prepared properly, so colonizers refused to eat both. Nowhere else chooses to eat ackee 😏
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Jamaica’s national dish is ackee + saltfish 🇯🇲
The saltfish is strips of cod salted and air dried for low maintenance protein, and ackee is a fruit with poisonous filaments that can kill you if not prepared properly, so colonizers refused to eat both. Nowhere else chooses to eat ackee 😏
The saltfish is strips of cod salted and air dried for low maintenance protein, and ackee is a fruit with poisonous filaments that can kill you if not prepared properly, so colonizers refused to eat both. Nowhere else chooses to eat ackee 😏
I knew I knew the cameraman actor in #HisAndHers from somewhere - William Lewis from Law & Order SVU (the guy who was obsessed with Olivia Benson).
Just making that connection gave me the chills. That storyline was traumatic af.
#Netflix
Just making that connection gave me the chills. That storyline was traumatic af.
#Netflix
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I knew I knew the cameraman actor in #HisAndHers from somewhere - William Lewis from Law & Order SVU (the guy who was obsessed with Olivia Benson).
Just making that connection gave me the chills. That storyline was traumatic af.
#Netflix
Just making that connection gave me the chills. That storyline was traumatic af.
#Netflix
Red sky at night..
Wacky clouds at sunset tonight (from Dupont Circle looking west)! 01/12/26 @capitalweather.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Red sky at night..
Anacostia, babyyyy
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Anacostia, babyyyy
Absolutely terrible timing but.. we’ll be needing a new washer & dryer set.
Our current ones are ancient (but ginormous capacity & very energy efficient), and the manufacturer doesn’t make the parts necessary anymore.
Our current ones are ancient (but ginormous capacity & very energy efficient), and the manufacturer doesn’t make the parts necessary anymore.
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Absolutely terrible timing but.. we’ll be needing a new washer & dryer set.
Our current ones are ancient (but ginormous capacity & very energy efficient), and the manufacturer doesn’t make the parts necessary anymore.
Our current ones are ancient (but ginormous capacity & very energy efficient), and the manufacturer doesn’t make the parts necessary anymore.
Reposted by JeanCannesNoux
ICYMI: an international team has developed a new framework for understanding sustainable development. Instead of separating nature, society and economy, David Obura and co. propose a model that positions nature as the foundation.
Scientists call for 'systems reset' to redefine sustainable development
A new international study calls for a fundamental reset in how humanity understands and pursues sustainable development. The article is published in the journal Communications Sustainability.
phys.org
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 AM
ICYMI: an international team has developed a new framework for understanding sustainable development. Instead of separating nature, society and economy, David Obura and co. propose a model that positions nature as the foundation.
Good Morning to The Little Bolt That Did ☀️ 🚗 ⚡️
Turns out the new Bolt did a little better than expected on the range front.
insideevs.com/news/784046/...
insideevs.com/news/784046/...
The 2027 Chevrolet Bolt Somehow Has More Range Now
America’s most affordable new EV can drive over 260 miles on a full charge. That's more than some Nissan Leaf models.
insideevs.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Good Morning to The Little Bolt That Did ☀️ 🚗 ⚡️
Why did the banana go to the doctor 👩🏾⚕️?
It wasn’t peeling well 🍌
It wasn’t peeling well 🍌
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Why did the banana go to the doctor 👩🏾⚕️?
It wasn’t peeling well 🍌
It wasn’t peeling well 🍌
This is exhausting.
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January 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This is exhausting.
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