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Jean Cannes-Noux 🇯🇲
@calypseaux.bsky.social
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Strategizing why & how to design built environments that last. I love GIFs, fancy words, a habitable planet, scripted TV, history podcasts & well-designed everything. 🌺

Estoy aprendiendo un poco de español para poder cantar junto con Benito.
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Quite literally
A black handbag made of triangular material with a neon pink phone sock attached to the handle and hanging on the outside of the bag, presumably for easy identification and access to pick pockets.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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How I loved Toe Beans 🥰
Photo of back half of a brownish-grey French Bulldog puppy lying down on a tan fluffy blanket, with the back legs positioned to show the soft toe pads of the dog’s feet. Photo of a brownish-grey French Bulldog puppy lying down on a wood floor, with the back legs positioned to show the soft toe pads of the dog’s feet. The dog is wearing a black collar and its ears are semi-alert, while human toes are just out of the frame Photo of a brownish-grey French Bulldog puppy lying down on green lawn of scrub and grass in bright sunlight, with the back legs askew in a cute manner. The dog is wearing a black collar attached to a black and white leash, and the ears alert, eyes looking off camera
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Been thinking, lately, that I’d really really like to welcome a new pet into our home, a li’l doggo to snuggle with and take walks and play/share shenanigans.

Then I remember Toe Beans
A young brownish-grey-haired French Bulldog wearing a thin black collar has its front paws up on a grey sofa with alert ears and eyes looking off camera
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Is this a thing?
@jcsalterego.bsky.social

homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
“Jerry No” in the graphic style of the winning mayoral campaign for “Zohran for New York City”. A field of bright azure blue with stylized capital letters in a mustard orange, the top letter with a bright red shadow for emphasis
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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*cackling, evil laughter* 😂
“The only culture you have is bacterial” in white sans serif font on a soft gradient dark brown to mid-tone brown background. dr.eamer.dev/insults
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I’m not crying 😢 there’s dust in the air..
“You make kindness feel like common sense.” in white serif font over a soft gradient orange to pink background. dr.eamer.dev/compliments
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I mean.. “Spice jars auto-align so they're always facing forward.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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🥰
Photo of a crocheted green pickle with cute facial features and little arms holding a sign that says “Emotional Support Pickle - I will always be around to let you know that you are a BIG DILL!” on a cork surface with part of a pair of black and gold rimmed eyeglasses, the edge of a keyboard and a wireless mouse for scale comparison.
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Way too much fun homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
JAMAICANS FOR A Habitable Planet in the style of the highly successful and winning ZOHRAN FOR NEW YORK CITY mayoral campaign - bright azure blue background with bold mustard orange letters, the top line featuring a bright red shadow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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JAMAICANS For A Habitable Planet in the winning style of the “Zohran For New York City” mayoral campaign - azure blue background with bright orange text featuring a bright red shadow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The outpouring of love being shown to Jamaica is so big and beautiful 🥹 ❤️ 🇯🇲 (TheMOHWGovJM on IG)
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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• Fenty Girl — a non-public figure identified in tabloid reports as Virginia Basora-Gonzalez, 36, whose ICE arrest photo (for illegal reentry after a 2020 deportation tied to a 2019 fentanyl case) circulated online in March 2025.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Jake’s did not fare well, unfortunately, like most of St. Elizabeth #Jamaica after Hurricane #Melissa (IG reel from JamaicaGleaner)
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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A little better I think 🎃
Screenshot of a excel table with color tiles in the general shape of a lo-res Labubu pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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FAKE DOMAINS #JAMAICA
JamaicaObserver post on IG LIST OF FAKE DOMAINS • jamaicahurricanehelp.net • jamaicahurricanehelp.org • jamaica-hurricane-help.com • melissareliefjamaica.net • melissareliefjamaica.com • melissareliefjamaica.org • supportjamaicagovjm.com • supportjamaicagov.net
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Here’s his EXCELlency Labubu Pumpkin 🎃 #Halloween
Screenshot from an excel file of color tiles in the lo-res approximation of a pumpkin with labubu teeth.
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The animals at Hope Zoo 🇯🇲 are all OK

🐪 🐊 🦁 🐢
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The conditions of the roads for first responders 😬 #EyeOnMeliss
Screenshot from a JamaicaObserver Reel on IG, showing destruction of paved roads in Round Hill, a town in South West St. Elizabeth
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Drone footage from St. E (still no word yet) looks like the aftermath of a tornado, my God 💔 #EyeOnMelissa
Screenshot from a JamaicaObserver IG reel of destruction in St. Elizabeth, Jamaica Screenshot from a JamaicaObserver IG reel of destruction in St. Elizabeth, Jamaica
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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In the videos assessing the damage inside MoBay airport there is a lone grey cat who is NOT PLEASED 😾 #EyeOnMelissa
Screenshot from video of the destruction inside MBJ airport showing a disgruntled grey cat mewing in discontent as people keep keep getting in its way.
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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And, she’s off.
Lo siento, Cuba 😞
Screenshot of zoom.earth visual of Hurricane Melissa back on the Caribbean Sea after traversing the western tip of Jamaica
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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They actually… apologized
By 4:36PM
We want to sincerely apologize for our poorly-timed email, in light of what's happening in Jamaica right now. We had planned this giveaway over the last few weeks and scheduled our posts ahead of time, and we should have caught this before it went to you. We are devastated by the news. Our thoughts are with those on the island, and hope that they remain safe.
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Is this a joke?
At 4:06PM ET on 10/28/25?
Screenshot of an email in my inbox, advertising a sweepstakes get away to the Azul Beach Resort Hotel in Negril, Jamaica.
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Video of hurricane Melissa in Watchwell, St. Elizabeth, showing the wind speeds driving the intense rain

JamaicaObserver on IG
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Video of a destroyed office space, the roof is caved in, papers are everywhere, rain is everywhere and the wind is howling through the openings #HurricaneMelissa #Jamaica

From JamaicaObserver on IG
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM