Cal O’Chortus
@calochortus.bsky.social
Working Conservationist, Ribald Doofus
You ain’t gonna learn
What you don’t wanna know
#discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia
The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset
You ain’t gonna learn
What you don’t wanna know
#discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia
The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset
This was a small banner photo caption and not a headline, but my all time fave from late summer 1995, iykyk.
Drug Use by Jerry Garcia Down 85%.
Drug Use by Jerry Garcia Down 85%.
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This was a small banner photo caption and not a headline, but my all time fave from late summer 1995, iykyk.
Drug Use by Jerry Garcia Down 85%.
Drug Use by Jerry Garcia Down 85%.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
You’re goddamn fucking right I did that shit. Fuck yeah!
@calochortus.bsky.social has swears! They've used 221 profanities in their last 935 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (56 times)
🥈 "fucking" (51 times)
🥉 "shit" (21 times)
🥇 "fuck" (56 times)
🥈 "fucking" (51 times)
🥉 "shit" (21 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You’re goddamn fucking right I did that shit. Fuck yeah!
@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social Hey Matt, over on the Deadwood subreddit people occasionally bemoan not getting a Deadwood Bible, either because they missed it or kickstarter malfunction. Any direction they should take for the latter or sources to buy from for the former?
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social Hey Matt, over on the Deadwood subreddit people occasionally bemoan not getting a Deadwood Bible, either because they missed it or kickstarter malfunction. Any direction they should take for the latter or sources to buy from for the former?
Name one band that did a lot of spitting.
Dirty Three
Dirty Three
Not technically true, but my friends hosted the last night of the bar they owned, had folks that played over the years there in the front. Let everyone else drink everything and smash the back area of the place pretty late. (Stopped before it got out of hand)
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Name one band that did a lot of spitting.
Dirty Three
Dirty Three
Richie Havens
Bob Dylan
Viperhouse
Uptighty
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Bob Dylan
Viperhouse
Uptighty
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
New Order
The Cure
Radiohead
The Grateful Dead
Primus
New Order
The Cure
Radiohead
The Grateful Dead
Primus
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Richie Havens
Bob Dylan
Viperhouse
Uptighty
Headpump
Bob Dylan
Viperhouse
Uptighty
Headpump
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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J.J. McCarthy had a 34.2 passer rating against the Packers.
A quarterback who spikes the ball on every play would have a passer rating of 39.6.
A quarterback who spikes the ball on every play would have a passer rating of 39.6.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
J.J. McCarthy had a 34.2 passer rating against the Packers.
A quarterback who spikes the ball on every play would have a passer rating of 39.6.
A quarterback who spikes the ball on every play would have a passer rating of 39.6.
Only found escape from a chaotic and emotionally neglectful childhood home life at the family cottage where I could see and hear cranes, paddle a canoe in quiet water and fish. Later in life, psychedelics. Boom - conservation.
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Only found escape from a chaotic and emotionally neglectful childhood home life at the family cottage where I could see and hear cranes, paddle a canoe in quiet water and fish. Later in life, psychedelics. Boom - conservation.
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
cc: Packers media and blogosphere, etc
If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
cc: Packers media and blogosphere, etc
Turtle totaled the convertible and Drama needs it to impress a lady tonight? Problematic Entourage gap.
Angry person yelling at chill person who is responding by being calm, which makes the angry person even more mad? Problematic rage gap.
Prisoners keep escaping because you put the bars too far apart? Problematic cage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Turtle totaled the convertible and Drama needs it to impress a lady tonight? Problematic Entourage gap.
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
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A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
Also, less Nazis, and not supporting Musk and Rump. So disappointed in many of my favorite sports follows for staying there and supporting that. Hell, bragging about it. “I got monetized” dude fuck you.
X's inscrutable algorithm means you get no more "oh no" moments the way you do here, where algos don't control what you see and when you see it. It's nice.
Bluesky sports is like the good old days of Twitter when someone would tweet “Oh no” and you know you better turn your TV on.
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Also, less Nazis, and not supporting Musk and Rump. So disappointed in many of my favorite sports follows for staying there and supporting that. Hell, bragging about it. “I got monetized” dude fuck you.
#Packers Defense not as good as it seemed.
Packers Offense not as good as we thought it would be.
Packers Offense Special Teams the same shit show it’s been for 5 years.
Packers Coach might be his last year.
This team is in shambles. Maybe 10-7, 1st round playoff loss is the ceiling.
Packers Offense not as good as we thought it would be.
Packers Offense Special Teams the same shit show it’s been for 5 years.
Packers Coach might be his last year.
This team is in shambles. Maybe 10-7, 1st round playoff loss is the ceiling.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
#Packers Defense not as good as it seemed.
Packers Offense not as good as we thought it would be.
Packers Offense Special Teams the same shit show it’s been for 5 years.
Packers Coach might be his last year.
This team is in shambles. Maybe 10-7, 1st round playoff loss is the ceiling.
Packers Offense not as good as we thought it would be.
Packers Offense Special Teams the same shit show it’s been for 5 years.
Packers Coach might be his last year.
This team is in shambles. Maybe 10-7, 1st round playoff loss is the ceiling.
Love to see another wave of homophobic posting by blue wave libs who think they are scoring points on Drumpf.
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Love to see another wave of homophobic posting by blue wave libs who think they are scoring points on Drumpf.
How tf was I not following Rick Steves yet?!
Keep on travelin', Carol! #Pluribus
The @ricksteves.bsky.social shoutout in tonight’s episode of #Pluribus 😆
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How tf was I not following Rick Steves yet?!
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if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,
you need a new moderation team.
you need a new moderation team.
![Dept. of War [sic]'s bluesky account says "To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs–we will kill you."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4n6zqm2ufqrdbyszo5gvgyq/bafkreifpxnl7xocstyj3ztg3enbd5osgyaxznmbkkkysjjuykxbplp5gl4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,
you need a new moderation team.
you need a new moderation team.
Did she accidentally fall on Gaetz’s penis and “ended up having sex” or are you guys still protecting pedophiles 24/7?
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Did she accidentally fall on Gaetz’s penis and “ended up having sex” or are you guys still protecting pedophiles 24/7?
Did the teenager have their own home or are you guys still just huge fucking right wing assholes?
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did the teenager have their own home or are you guys still just huge fucking right wing assholes?