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Cal Deobald
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Woodworker. Retired educator. Reluctant participant in the dumbest timeline ever. Saskatchewan.
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I basically never see the racism or murder at the Racist Murder Pit. You can avoid that kind of thing if you don't go looking for it. The truth is, the Racist Murder Pit is the best place to have meaningful conversations about politics. And you can pretty easily ignore all the racism and murder
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Welcome to the thrilling Quarterfinal round of the 2025 Headline of the Year contest! (🎆🎆)

Mostly proceeded according to seeds, but second seed Resolved and Unresolved had a close scare with the Drunk Raccoon.

Let's review the results so far:
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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🎆Welcome to the Round of 16 of the 2025 Headline of the Year Contest!🎆

Voting will be open in 4 locations for each round for about a day.

16 headlines.

Only 1 winner.

A reminder of the nominees:
bsky.app/profile/paul...
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees

🧵
December 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I laughed way WAY too hard at this.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Boxing Day, and the goldfinches are still here.
#birds
#skwinter
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The spy cam in the corner is just *chef's kiss*.
No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Christmas Mail Train
Maud Lewis
c. 1957
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Yeah, that whole Epstein thing's not going away any time soon.
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Search your first name and then glamour shot.
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'll post this one every year.

"And you won't understand, but you will learn someday
That wherever you are and whatever you face
These are the people who'll make you feel safe in this world
My sweet blue-eyed girl"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNv...
White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There is stuff to turn up about MacIsaac, like the interview he did while high as the moon, where he was holding a chef's knife and a salami and talking about them in wierdly threatening language, but to mash his biography with that of someone who just shares the same name - that's not cool.
Well, now it's causing havoc.
MacIsaac should sue Google.

Remind me again how good generative AI is at summarizing information. This tech should be banned under existing consumer protection laws.

www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Meadowlark on a power line #Bird
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What a great dog.
Dog viciously mauled by a tiger.
#cats #kittens #caturday
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Getting roasted in the SEAL Team chat because I glanced back at an explosion instead of casually walking away
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
What a difference a letter can make. When this notification popped up on my phone, in small print, I went, "Whaaaaaaaat?
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Two world wars took place on other continents, and your country tried its damnedest to stay out of both of them. Remind me how that went again.
Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Excellent thread 🧵

It reminded me about why I create.
A story I found about Haiti:

In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Worst. Riverdance. Ever.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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That speech was unbecoming of the FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We're in the dark, and SaskPower has announced they won't be going out tonight. (No judgement here; I wouldn't venture out in this shit, either.)

So I'm thankful for the gas fireplace and a battery-operated fan to circulate the warm air.

If we stay in the basement, we should be cozy all night.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ahhhh, @cenobyte.ca, apparently you're my bestie. And I didn't think we conversed that much on this platform.
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Ach, my heart. It breaks.

(Gift article)

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/o...
Opinion | Stephen King: Why I Hugged Rob Reiner After Watching ‘Stand by Me’
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM