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DrDrew
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Pediatrician; goat, chicken and human dad; 🏳️‍🌈; Princeton; Real Housewives; #MedSky; Juvenile Dermatomyositis survivor; #PedSky; #GoatSky; #GaySky
Well that was awfully lucky. My two years of credit monitoring from one data breach ended and today I got the notification for two more years because of another data breach.

I feel so safe.
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
😢
Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. My thoughts are with his family.

I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.
February 17, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This is kind of a surprise. These are the things that help combat the disease of money in politics.
There’s only 1 person in Congress who doesn’t trade stocks, doesn’t take corporate PAC money, and has a public schedule. That’s me. And it should be the standard.
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Very excited that I’ve got an appointment with a rheumatologist in July (of 2026!) Last time I saw one was in the last millennium, probably whilst Carter was president. It barely matters that I know this isn’t someone who specializes in my specific diagnosis. It’s an appointment! In 2026!!
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The Jehovah’s Witnesses have discovered us out here in the sticks. I don’t think they will return for another dose of snark and homosexuality.
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I do not stand by open windows.
This is America.
A member of congress has to publicly announce he is not suicidal because the “President” is bigly mad Massie wants the truth and justice for Epstein et al’s victims.
I hate it here.
February 15, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Is there a reason why state AG’s couldn’t prosecute Epstein predators? Or did too much of it happen in Florida to bring successful cases elsewhere?
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Hot take: Schitt’s Creek would have been three times better without Chris Elliott.
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Pam Bondi actually said that the Dow crossed “50,000 dollars.” She must be thinking of Tom Homan’s 50,000 dollars stuffed in a Cava bag.
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Got recommended this woman's videos on YouTube, and I'm hooked: she re-enacts old VHS dating tapes www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQmh...
VHS Dates Re-enactment Compilation Part 1 (Gwen, Heather, Patricia & Joyce)
YouTube video by Chandler Juliet
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Why are the Apretude guys shaking with their left hands? Is that a new gay thing?
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Kathy Hilton doesn’t need to manifest. She already has it all. #RHOBH
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Every time Boz takes a shot at Amanda, I become even more Team Boz. #RHOBH
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
What the literal chicken 💩 f:;k?
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
$75K per year. I want to vomit when I think of what this payment was probably for.
Ohio State OB-GYN received payments from Jeffrey Epstein's firm, documents show
The latest batch of Epstein files released by the U.S. Department of Justice showed an Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center OB-GYN Dr. Mark Landon receiving payments from the convicted sex offe...
www.wosu.org
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Measles and flu keep winning. Children keep losing. 😢
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Every day we have patients brought in by parents reeking of weed. Like “we smoked a blunt in the parking lot with the windows up” reeking.

Is there any reason an alternative form like edibles or vaping couldn’t be used to reduce the smell and second hand smoke exposure?
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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“Candidate A supports 90% of what I believe in. Candidate B only supports 10% of what I belive in. Therefore, both candidates fail to support 100% of what I believe in and I will not vote for either.”

And that’s how we got here.
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Can someone explain why Lady Gaga?
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
We deserve better villains. These folks are just phoning it in.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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what a shot
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I’m going to keep tearing up every time I think of that kid getting the Grammy.

Which tells me the kids who that scene was written for are going to win lots of awards.
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM