Captain Canuck (CISO)
calgstampeders.bsky.social
Captain Canuck (CISO)
@calgstampeders.bsky.social
Our Balls are Bigger. Elbows up.
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Always surprised when you find them still standing www.grainelevators.ca/saskatchewan... have to guess the northerly location and isolation had influence on the economics that have killed most of those in the South prairies.
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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The reason NFL end zones are smaller than CFL end zones is because in CFL football you need room in the end zone to turn the Zamboni around.

Follow me for more CFL stats and pre-game insights like this.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Some Canadians could be denied a U.S. visa due to obesity, cancer or other medical conditions

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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WOW, just wow, look at those rate increases in Alberta!

More Alberta Advantage!
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Graphic from @jdunk12.bsky.social on TwiXter.

#CFL points per drive comparison:

2025 - 1.83 *
2024 - 1 82
2023 - 1.68
2022 - 1.73
2021 - 1.41

2017 - 1.74
2016 - 1.69
2012 - 1.65
2008 - 1.71

1991 - 1.75 **

* most ever

** missing TOD & halftime drive data. They would only reduce the result.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Worth noting literally nobody outside of people affiliated with the CFL front office (front offices of the teams, broadcast partners, etc) want this. Literally nobody. Hell, people I've spoken to who work in a team's front office don't like it either

The commissioner has canceled public appearances
Montreal and Saskatchewan meet in the Grey Cup this weekend, and after that the CFL will start changing a bunch of its rules to make the game much closer to the American version. I brought @rodger.bsky.social on Phantom Island this week to discuss! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
What's changing about Canadian football and why?
Podcast Episode · Phantom Island · 11/12/2025 · 59m
podcasts.apple.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Again: people who earnestly interact with Grok are asking a Nazi chatbot to dance for them, and I lose respect for the people who should know better every time
High end wealth inequality allows for shit like this
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I can't tell you how many interviews I've done where I've been asked: If Trump's policies are so problematic, why are U.S. stocks rising so rapidly.

A bit of international context illustrates the real issue here.

U.S. stocks have dramatically underperformed other advanced economies.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Caller - I'm concerned hospitals are going to collapse because vaccines aren't available and healthcare workers could strike...

Smith - Anyone can get the vaccine! (Nope) It's easy! (Also nope) We're following recommendations (More nope) The feds are the worst!

#abpoli #ableg
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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A father called in to ask why his disabled son was getting the $200 clawed back.

Smith's response?

The reason for that subsidy is we lobbied the feds to cost share! Sides, we don't want disabled people moving to Alberta to take advantage of us!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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the weirdest thing about this is Musk specifying "delights in being mean" as a bad thing, when he and his entire cult have only ever felt anything close to joy when they're bullying, mobbing and abusing people
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Two BC kids, MacKinnon, and a Swede
NHL scoring leaders:
1. Connor Bedard, 25
t2. Macklin Celebrini, 24
t2. Nathan MacKinnon, 24
3. Leo Carlsson, 23

The next wave has arrived.
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.

Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Yes
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I didn't catch this until i saw @intense.wiggling.me 's post but he literally says "I, then say your name, do solemnly swear" oh my GOD
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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So rather than showing the West Final, CTV is airing... *checks notes*... Sweet Navidad

A bitter pill for Rider fans to find out their supposed ratings juggernaut is getting bumped by a rando Hallmark Christmas movie
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Calgary Fire Department welcomes Titus, the accelerant-sniffing, hotdog-loving hound calgaryherald.com/news/local-n...
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Has there ever been a spicier season off the field?

#cfl #greycup
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM