Calamadee
@calamadee.bsky.social
She/her. Red eyes, thick thighs 🍃 . Disabled ♿. Riot Grrl. Chaotic Good. Radically Soft. If you need me, I'll be smoking darts in the sun 🔆 🌴. Warcraft is my game of choice 🌊. Cat mom 🐈🐈⬛.
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I'm still patronizing Hannibal Lector's restaurant. Of course I am! If he loses all the money from his normal customers then he also loses the incentive to serve beef and chicken and salmon. I think it's better for normies to keep patronizing Lector's House of Chianti. Otherwise the cannibals win.
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I'm still patronizing Hannibal Lector's restaurant. Of course I am! If he loses all the money from his normal customers then he also loses the incentive to serve beef and chicken and salmon. I think it's better for normies to keep patronizing Lector's House of Chianti. Otherwise the cannibals win.
One of the best genres
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
One of the best genres
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Possum Witch 🖤
Auction for this witch will be going up on Saturday, January 10th at roughly 3PM CET over on my discord server which you can find the invite link below ❤️
• Join my server here! •
Reposts really appreciated! Thank you ♥
#oc #adoptable
Auction for this witch will be going up on Saturday, January 10th at roughly 3PM CET over on my discord server which you can find the invite link below ❤️
• Join my server here! •
Reposts really appreciated! Thank you ♥
#oc #adoptable
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Possum Witch 🖤
Auction for this witch will be going up on Saturday, January 10th at roughly 3PM CET over on my discord server which you can find the invite link below ❤️
• Join my server here! •
Reposts really appreciated! Thank you ♥
#oc #adoptable
Auction for this witch will be going up on Saturday, January 10th at roughly 3PM CET over on my discord server which you can find the invite link below ❤️
• Join my server here! •
Reposts really appreciated! Thank you ♥
#oc #adoptable
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How many months are in January again?
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
How many months are in January again?
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Yes, the guy who invented Morse Code was a painter first.
#ArtSky
#ArtSky
It's so cool because Samuel Finley Breese Morse began his career as a painter before he was an inventor.
His portrait of 5 year-old Little Miss Mary Hone feeding her kitten hangs in the MFA. It's so charming.
Little Miss Hone, 1824
Samuel Finley Breese Morse American, 1791-1872
#ArtSky
His portrait of 5 year-old Little Miss Mary Hone feeding her kitten hangs in the MFA. It's so charming.
Little Miss Hone, 1824
Samuel Finley Breese Morse American, 1791-1872
#ArtSky
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Yes, the guy who invented Morse Code was a painter first.
#ArtSky
#ArtSky
Beach day today. I'll be doing more of these in 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Beach day today. I'll be doing more of these in 2026.
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For those following this ugly little Grok story , I recommend reading Laura Bates’s latest book
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
For those following this ugly little Grok story , I recommend reading Laura Bates’s latest book
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The energy I’m bringing into the new year
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The energy I’m bringing into the new year
I belong in the swamp, Mack.
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I belong in the swamp, Mack.
Spending the day in the Everglades has been so healing. Appreciating natural ecosystems and how each individual contributor helps to make everything thrive solo and collectively.
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Spending the day in the Everglades has been so healing. Appreciating natural ecosystems and how each individual contributor helps to make everything thrive solo and collectively.
10-day staycation with the people I love the most in this world, NBD.
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
10-day staycation with the people I love the most in this world, NBD.
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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Merry Christmas! I hope you all get whatever miracle you need right now 💜
Ok well I really didn't want to ask for help but I'm basically at the end of my rope with Jenga's vet bills and it's likely she will need another TPLO surgery next year on her other knee. This is basically to just catch up on her already existing expenses. Please share 💜
gofund.me/6e1ab28ef
gofund.me/6e1ab28ef
Donate to Save Jenga's Knees (and my sanity), organized by Gneisha Feleisha
A lot of folks know me online as Gneisha, and probably more people know Jenga. Jen… Gneisha Feleisha needs your support for Save Jenga's Knees (and my sanity)
gofund.me
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Merry Christmas! I hope you all get whatever miracle you need right now 💜
It's been a long time since I've been so excited I couldn't sleep, but here we are. 3.5 hours wait and then my long distance partner is no longer long distance 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It's been a long time since I've been so excited I couldn't sleep, but here we are. 3.5 hours wait and then my long distance partner is no longer long distance 🥰
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So, people who know the price of everything but the value of nothing, which means they'll never be able to afford anybody who truly loves them.
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So, people who know the price of everything but the value of nothing, which means they'll never be able to afford anybody who truly loves them.
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Dwarvish hip-hop group Stone, Mugs, and Armory
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dwarvish hip-hop group Stone, Mugs, and Armory
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Anyway. One of my more radical beliefs is that children don’t owe their parents gratitude— or anything else—for raising them. That’s literally a parents job. That they chose. As adults. It’s thankless and miserable at times, true, but guess who’s zero percent responsible for that? Your children!
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Anyway. One of my more radical beliefs is that children don’t owe their parents gratitude— or anything else—for raising them. That’s literally a parents job. That they chose. As adults. It’s thankless and miserable at times, true, but guess who’s zero percent responsible for that? Your children!
Vanity Fair team out here doing the Lord's work.
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Vanity Fair team out here doing the Lord's work.
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Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Now I'm hearing Ozzy's voice yelling Sharon.
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now I'm hearing Ozzy's voice yelling Sharon.
Friday night at the bar discussing Pluribus, ruined an old couple's night because they thought it was real life.
two men are standing next to each other in a room dancing .
Alt: two men are standing next to each other in a room dancing cheering and giving thumbs up.
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Friday night at the bar discussing Pluribus, ruined an old couple's night because they thought it was real life.
In terms of my immediate family, it's more or less me and my sister versus the world, so we've found ways to be more in each other's lives lately. It's been nice.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
In terms of my immediate family, it's more or less me and my sister versus the world, so we've found ways to be more in each other's lives lately. It's been nice.