Laurel Lavandulla
@cakealchemist.bsky.social
40 something internet dragon. They/them or he/him. I draw big circles, paint tiny plastic spacemen, and hoard dice and dice accessories.
If you're not 18 or older, get outta here.
If you're not 18 or older, get outta here.
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I'm tired of shaving but I hate seeing stubble when I'm too lazy to do so.
Legitimately, I wonder if just lasering the shit out of my face would count as gender affirming care.
Legitimately, I wonder if just lasering the shit out of my face would count as gender affirming care.
January 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I'm tired of shaving but I hate seeing stubble when I'm too lazy to do so.
Legitimately, I wonder if just lasering the shit out of my face would count as gender affirming care.
Legitimately, I wonder if just lasering the shit out of my face would count as gender affirming care.
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Talking with Kamin this morning about worries around cons in the US. If authorities focus LGBTQ people, a furcon is a great way to take out queer people, social minorities, tech protectors/historians/activists. We need to protect our communities. We need to address how we come together and where.
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Talking with Kamin this morning about worries around cons in the US. If authorities focus LGBTQ people, a furcon is a great way to take out queer people, social minorities, tech protectors/historians/activists. We need to protect our communities. We need to address how we come together and where.
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my tribute to David Bowie, the glam rock chameleon as just a few of his numerous iterations✨
Happy Birthday you crazy creature
#DavidBowie #Gentlemonsterart
Happy Birthday you crazy creature
#DavidBowie #Gentlemonsterart
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
my tribute to David Bowie, the glam rock chameleon as just a few of his numerous iterations✨
Happy Birthday you crazy creature
#DavidBowie #Gentlemonsterart
Happy Birthday you crazy creature
#DavidBowie #Gentlemonsterart
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I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
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Just a reminder to not fedpost on main, regardless of how righteously angry you might feel
January 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Just a reminder to not fedpost on main, regardless of how righteously angry you might feel
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You drink your paint cleaning water pot by accident.
I drink mine to understand the power of the paint, each fragment of the colors and because it's delicious.
We're not the same.
- Sent from Anti-Poison Center
I drink mine to understand the power of the paint, each fragment of the colors and because it's delicious.
We're not the same.
- Sent from Anti-Poison Center
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
You drink your paint cleaning water pot by accident.
I drink mine to understand the power of the paint, each fragment of the colors and because it's delicious.
We're not the same.
- Sent from Anti-Poison Center
I drink mine to understand the power of the paint, each fragment of the colors and because it's delicious.
We're not the same.
- Sent from Anti-Poison Center
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annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
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A Nadiya! Completed commission for @lapis-lazily.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
A Nadiya! Completed commission for @lapis-lazily.bsky.social
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Your honor, it was indeed epic
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Your honor, it was indeed epic
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if you think about bad things all the time you're gonna feel bad all the time and then you'll be less effective. sometimes you have to think about a bumblebee sleeping inside of a cup shaped flower. the world stops for this bumblebee
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
if you think about bad things all the time you're gonna feel bad all the time and then you'll be less effective. sometimes you have to think about a bumblebee sleeping inside of a cup shaped flower. the world stops for this bumblebee
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March 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I am trying to accomplish a task at work I haven't done in over a year (forgot how to entirely) with one of the least helpful dogshit technical documents I've ever had the displeasure of using. Flying completely blind.
I want to get into a fistfight over this. That's how bad it is.
I want to get into a fistfight over this. That's how bad it is.
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I am trying to accomplish a task at work I haven't done in over a year (forgot how to entirely) with one of the least helpful dogshit technical documents I've ever had the displeasure of using. Flying completely blind.
I want to get into a fistfight over this. That's how bad it is.
I want to get into a fistfight over this. That's how bad it is.
I have no idea what the fuck happened here in the past 24 hours, but apparently a lot of people are very bent out of shape in some fashion about the thickness of fictional characters and the resulting social assassination of people who think the opposite.
No, I don't want to hear why you're right.
No, I don't want to hear why you're right.
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
Alt: I'm so tired, please go touch grass.
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 AM
I have no idea what the fuck happened here in the past 24 hours, but apparently a lot of people are very bent out of shape in some fashion about the thickness of fictional characters and the resulting social assassination of people who think the opposite.
No, I don't want to hear why you're right.
No, I don't want to hear why you're right.
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lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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There's a great moment in Caligula where the Senate is applauding then Caligula starts braying like a sheep and they ALL, to a man, start braying too
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
There's a great moment in Caligula where the Senate is applauding then Caligula starts braying like a sheep and they ALL, to a man, start braying too
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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Ask not what your representative will do for you (nothing), ask how you can make your representative so miserable they quit their job
My attitude on this is that I'm not calling them because I think I can change their minds.
I'm calling them because it is unthinkable to let them do this without hearing how evil and awful they are.
My spite powers me. If I can get just 500 people a day to join me, we could fuck up their day.
I'm calling them because it is unthinkable to let them do this without hearing how evil and awful they are.
My spite powers me. If I can get just 500 people a day to join me, we could fuck up their day.
I call Tommy Tuberville every fucking week, multiple times a week, because he can be evil but I don't have to let him do it without pushback.
So I don't need to hear excuses. I call the dumbest senator in the country. 😂
So I don't need to hear excuses. I call the dumbest senator in the country. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Ask not what your representative will do for you (nothing), ask how you can make your representative so miserable they quit their job
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