Canine Disaster Area (ショーンと呼んでください)
@smackjackal.bsky.social
Automotive enthusiasts.
DevOps & Observability.
Cooking for One.
Coffee Car.🚗
AfterDark: https://bsky.app/profile/otherjackal.bsky.social
DevOps & Observability.
Cooking for One.
Coffee Car.🚗
AfterDark: https://bsky.app/profile/otherjackal.bsky.social
Reposted by Canine Disaster Area (ショーンと呼んでください)
The first nightclub I ever went to was Bondage A-Go-Go at the Tracedero in SF, 1994.
Fuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuk….
Fuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuk….
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The first nightclub I ever went to was Bondage A-Go-Go at the Tracedero in SF, 1994.
Fuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuk….
Fuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuk….
Today’s minor FML: mold growing behind bathroom wallpaper.
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Today’s minor FML: mold growing behind bathroom wallpaper.
I've been taking a significant number of Ls lately.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I've been taking a significant number of Ls lately.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Ah yes...getting a bill for owed import duties because some orange turd decided that taxing the fuck of individual US citizens by scrapping the de minimus exemption was keen idea.
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Ah yes...getting a bill for owed import duties because some orange turd decided that taxing the fuck of individual US citizens by scrapping the de minimus exemption was keen idea.
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Take a movie, replace one actor with a Muppet.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Take a movie, replace one actor with a Muppet.
Training Day, replace Denzel with Kermit.
Training Day, replace Denzel with Kermit.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Take a movie, replace one actor with a Muppet.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Maybe I should sell my Porsche, Super Seven, and Cappuccino and buy a Lotus Elise.
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Maybe I should sell my Porsche, Super Seven, and Cappuccino and buy a Lotus Elise.
Edited the chat.
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Edited the chat.
This post aged like milk.
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This post aged like milk.
Presently in a weird headspace.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Presently in a weird headspace.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Goddamn.
I want tacos.
Badly.
I want tacos.
Badly.
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Goddamn.
I want tacos.
Badly.
I want tacos.
Badly.
Age verification?
Where’s the beef?!
Where’s the beef?!
Age verification?
Got milk?
Got milk?
Age verification?
I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of men failed.
I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of men failed.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Age verification?
Where’s the beef?!
Where’s the beef?!
I've yet to have anybody explain to me how crypto isn't, at best, a scam.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I've yet to have anybody explain to me how crypto isn't, at best, a scam.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
Credit Card: Did you make a single buy of $517 at **mining.com?
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Credit Card: Did you make a single buy of $517 at **mining.com?
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
I’m a dumb ass.
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I’m a dumb ass.
Yakitori for dinner.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Yakitori for dinner.
Me: I want to run my comfy joggers through the wash before I fly tomorrow.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Me: I want to run my comfy joggers through the wash before I fly tomorrow.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
(Context: QOTD: What’s your perfect two-Honda garage?)
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
(Context: QOTD: What’s your perfect two-Honda garage?)
Heading home in a couple of days, have left a long list of repairs for my property manager.
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Heading home in a couple of days, have left a long list of repairs for my property manager.
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Stopped back past the house to take a few photos for the property manager and get a rough point cloud. (good enough for furniture layout)
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Stopped back past the house to take a few photos for the property manager and get a rough point cloud. (good enough for furniture layout)
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
A little snowy at Rinku Pleasure Town.
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
A little snowy at Rinku Pleasure Town.