Canine Disaster Area (ショーンと呼んでください)
@smackjackal.bsky.social
Automotive enthusiasts.
DevOps & Observability.
Cooking for One.
Coffee Car.🚗
AfterDark: https://bsky.app/profile/otherjackal.bsky.social
DevOps & Observability.
Cooking for One.
Coffee Car.🚗
AfterDark: https://bsky.app/profile/otherjackal.bsky.social
Take a movie, replace one actor with a Muppet.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Take a movie, replace one actor with a Muppet.
Training Day, replace Denzel with Kermit.
Training Day, replace Denzel with Kermit.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Take a movie, replace one actor with a Muppet.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Falling Down.
Replaced Michael Douglas with Scooter.
Maybe I should sell my Porsche, Super Seven, and Cappuccino and buy a Lotus Elise.
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Maybe I should sell my Porsche, Super Seven, and Cappuccino and buy a Lotus Elise.
Edited the chat.
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Edited the chat.
This post aged like milk.
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This post aged like milk.
Presently in a weird headspace.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Presently in a weird headspace.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
Not sure how I'd describe it.
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Goddamn.
I want tacos.
Badly.
I want tacos.
Badly.
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Goddamn.
I want tacos.
Badly.
I want tacos.
Badly.
Age verification?
Where’s the beef?!
Where’s the beef?!
Age verification?
Got milk?
Got milk?
Age verification?
I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of men failed.
I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of men failed.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Age verification?
Where’s the beef?!
Where’s the beef?!
I've yet to have anybody explain to me how crypto isn't, at best, a scam.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I've yet to have anybody explain to me how crypto isn't, at best, a scam.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
Every explanation is underwritten with the silent phrase, "It makes scamming easier."
Replace the word scam with crime/ciming at your own discretion.
Credit Card: Did you make a single buy of $517 at **mining.com?
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Credit Card: Did you make a single buy of $517 at **mining.com?
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
Me: Uh...No...
CC: Did you make 6 sequential buys at **mining.com totalling $524?
Me: No...
Me: We didn't think so either. We're canceling all of your cards. Hope you're not traveling or anything like that.
Me: Well...Shit.
I’m a dumb ass.
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I’m a dumb ass.
Yakitori for dinner.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Yakitori for dinner.
Me: I want to run my comfy joggers through the wash before I fly tomorrow.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Me: I want to run my comfy joggers through the wash before I fly tomorrow.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
Laundry Machine: Use app for cashless payment.
Me: Are you F*'n kidding me?!?!
LM: Nah, dude, it's cool. No account needed.
Me: You're not gonna sell my data?
LM: It's confusing, I know. I just want to wash your clothes.
(Context: QOTD: What’s your perfect two-Honda garage?)
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
(Context: QOTD: What’s your perfect two-Honda garage?)
Heading home in a couple of days, have left a long list of repairs for my property manager.
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Heading home in a couple of days, have left a long list of repairs for my property manager.
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
- First floor water intrusion
- Toilet shutoff valve slightly leaking
- Toilet hand wash spout broken
- Electrical outlet for a washlet
- AC/Heater install
- Extra interior door install
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Stopped back past the house to take a few photos for the property manager and get a rough point cloud. (good enough for furniture layout)
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Stopped back past the house to take a few photos for the property manager and get a rough point cloud. (good enough for furniture layout)
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
There are a few repairs that need to be made sooner rather than later.
A little snowy at Rinku Pleasure Town.
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
A little snowy at Rinku Pleasure Town.
Vintage Ranma t-shirt. $200
February 7, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Vintage Ranma t-shirt. $200
What's your perfect 2 Ford garage?
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
What's your perfect 2 Ford garage?
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
To give you a bit of vibe. A small vintage shop in Amemura with this track playing over the in store HiFi.
tidal.com/track/215728...
tidal.com/track/215728...
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
To give you a bit of vibe. A small vintage shop in Amemura with this track playing over the in store HiFi.
tidal.com/track/215728...
tidal.com/track/215728...
Reposted by Canine Disaster Area (ショーンと呼んでください)
don't talk to me or my son ever again 🤬🥺
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
don't talk to me or my son ever again 🤬🥺
That awkward moment you come up ¥500 short on ¥4500 check at a cash only mom-and-pop sushi joint…
The owners were super cool about letting me run down to 7/11 real quick.
(I left my phone with them, of course!)
The owners were super cool about letting me run down to 7/11 real quick.
(I left my phone with them, of course!)
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
That awkward moment you come up ¥500 short on ¥4500 check at a cash only mom-and-pop sushi joint…
The owners were super cool about letting me run down to 7/11 real quick.
(I left my phone with them, of course!)
The owners were super cool about letting me run down to 7/11 real quick.
(I left my phone with them, of course!)
Just casually having sushi in a small neighborhood shop that’s been around for 100 years or so.
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Just casually having sushi in a small neighborhood shop that’s been around for 100 years or so.