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Get in losers. We're building a popular front.
seeing people with liz cheney placards marching side by side with people brandishing the hammer and sickle lends to… an interesting energy
June 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Happy June 14th.
#NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
one night I ran into the bassist from Phish at a cocktail bar in downtown Burlington. end of the night people are outside smoking, he's tooling around on a Segway up and down Church Street, chatting a little to the smokers before spinning his scooter away back down the street.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
June 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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One final archival trip for my project: to see an unbelievably priceless manuscript book containing many poems by Ojibwe poet Jane Johnston Schoolcraft (1800-1842), including a lyric I write about, “On the Doric Rock, Lake Superior.” At the Abe Lincoln Presidential Library in Springfield, IL.
June 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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July 16, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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anyone ever think about the fact that Winnie the Pooh's sole goal in exercising is to work up an appetite so he can eat more delicious food?

actual self-care icon 🙏
winnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself
Alt: winnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and "exercising"
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
we're slipping
i can't believe i didn't even post about how it's pi day. they should take back my math degree clearly i don't deserve it
March 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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she's doing a noise set
Coming up on Bloomberg TV
February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
smoke weed everyday
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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— cracks knuckles —

Happy Black History Month, motherfuckers.
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Gritty continues to be a real one
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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January 19
January 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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One of the proposed new Illinois flag designs, out of thousands submitted
December 30, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Can’t stop /wont stop
December 23, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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It’s pretty extraordinary how you can turn the entire government over to billionaires and get called “populist” just because you resent scientists and integrated schools.
December 23, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM