THE ABOMIN8TOR.EXE
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DRUGS ARE BAD - AND SO ARE YOU
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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
Hahahaha
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hahahaha
Iain Banks: Raw Spirit (2013)
My favourite movie with my name in?
Dave The Jackal.
Dave The Jackal.
November 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Iain Banks: Raw Spirit (2013)
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
I accidentally encountered Lionel Blair at a BBQ at a holiday villa complex in Estepona ~1991
Asked him if we could do an autograph - and on receiving his agreement, scrawled an autograph for him - then immediately went to get a drink before he had the chance to reciprocate
Asked him if we could do an autograph - and on receiving his agreement, scrawled an autograph for him - then immediately went to get a drink before he had the chance to reciprocate
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I accidentally encountered Lionel Blair at a BBQ at a holiday villa complex in Estepona ~1991
Asked him if we could do an autograph - and on receiving his agreement, scrawled an autograph for him - then immediately went to get a drink before he had the chance to reciprocate
Asked him if we could do an autograph - and on receiving his agreement, scrawled an autograph for him - then immediately went to get a drink before he had the chance to reciprocate
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This feels like it will inevitably end up with scammers hijacking the AI so that the computer empties its owners' bank accounts
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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To be clear, saying you're going to "avoid politics" is an INCREDIBLY political statement, especially in an age of fascism.
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
To be clear, saying you're going to "avoid politics" is an INCREDIBLY political statement, especially in an age of fascism.
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All fun and games until the Spanish reciprocate, and have English pensioners picking up dogshit outside Lineker's Bar in Tenerife
“Ms Mahmood said she wants to tighten rules around claiming Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR) in the UK.
Under her plan, migrants must show they are integrated and ‘contribute’ to the UK through things like volunteering for charities or local projects”
www.thesun.co.uk/news/politic...
Under her plan, migrants must show they are integrated and ‘contribute’ to the UK through things like volunteering for charities or local projects”
www.thesun.co.uk/news/politic...
Home Secretary to ‘reset’ laws so migrants must prove they ‘contribute’ to UK
SHABANA Mahmood today vows to “reset” laws so migrants must prove their social worth before being allowed to settle in Britain. In her first big interview since being made Home Secretary, she pledg…
www.thesun.co.uk
September 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
All fun and games until the Spanish reciprocate, and have English pensioners picking up dogshit outside Lineker's Bar in Tenerife
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
September 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
He wouldn’t be able to make Father Ted today because he is a cunt
Graham Linehan says satire is 'dying' and that he wouldn't be able to make Father Ted today
Graham Linehan says satire is 'dying' and that he wouldn't be able to make Father Ted today
Graham Linehan has told Sky News he believes satire is "dying" and that it would be "impossible" to make his hit shows Father Ted or The IT Crowd today.
news.sky.com
September 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
He wouldn’t be able to make Father Ted today because he is a cunt
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
September 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
The Thompson Twin
Make a band singular:
Gorilla
Gorilla
Make a band singular:
Single Occupant House.
Single Occupant House.
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Thompson Twin
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im in prison for laughing at the wrong stuff. the only thing they let us eat in here is these but the faces are frowning
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
im in prison for laughing at the wrong stuff. the only thing they let us eat in here is these but the faces are frowning
IF YOU HAVE A IPHONE 16 PRO MAX YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT NOW
NICE PHONE GRANDPA, YOU OLD ASS BITCH
#AppleEvent #apple #iphone #toilet #vomit #nike #starbucks #bbc #aids #windows11
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NICE PHONE GRANDPA, YOU OLD ASS BITCH
#AppleEvent #apple #iphone #toilet #vomit #nike #starbucks #bbc #aids #windows11
Sent from my iPhone 16 Pro Max
September 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
IF YOU HAVE A IPHONE 16 PRO MAX YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT NOW
NICE PHONE GRANDPA, YOU OLD ASS BITCH
#AppleEvent #apple #iphone #toilet #vomit #nike #starbucks #bbc #aids #windows11
Sent from my iPhone 16 Pro Max
NICE PHONE GRANDPA, YOU OLD ASS BITCH
#AppleEvent #apple #iphone #toilet #vomit #nike #starbucks #bbc #aids #windows11
Sent from my iPhone 16 Pro Max
On Tuesday Apple is releasing:
A slightly smaller watch that you can wear on your other wrist
A smart wardrobe that someone has stuck a photo of a man onto
A magical amulet which you can wear on your peanus (man) or sex booob (lady) and occasionally “consult”
AirPipes Pro 3
A slightly smaller watch that you can wear on your other wrist
A smart wardrobe that someone has stuck a photo of a man onto
A magical amulet which you can wear on your peanus (man) or sex booob (lady) and occasionally “consult”
AirPipes Pro 3
September 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
On Tuesday Apple is releasing:
A slightly smaller watch that you can wear on your other wrist
A smart wardrobe that someone has stuck a photo of a man onto
A magical amulet which you can wear on your peanus (man) or sex booob (lady) and occasionally “consult”
AirPipes Pro 3
A slightly smaller watch that you can wear on your other wrist
A smart wardrobe that someone has stuck a photo of a man onto
A magical amulet which you can wear on your peanus (man) or sex booob (lady) and occasionally “consult”
AirPipes Pro 3
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
September 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
Wow exact same night some cunt tried to run me off the road whilst driving around Paris in my white Fiat Uno
Diana and Dodi Fayed, her boyfriend of just six weeks, as well as their driver, Henri Paul, died in a car crash on this day in 1997.
I was working as a teacher at a summer school in Kent, and the burly ex cop who told me the news was crying so hard that I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
I was working as a teacher at a summer school in Kent, and the burly ex cop who told me the news was crying so hard that I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
August 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wow exact same night some cunt tried to run me off the road whilst driving around Paris in my white Fiat Uno
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
13 years ago today
13 years ago today
So... 23 August. What shall we celebrate? The 13th anniversary of one of the finest exchanges in Twitter’s... distinguished history?
August 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
13 years ago today
13 years ago today
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Only met Diana once, when I was working as a paramedic. She seemed a bit ditzy really but cute with it. Said she’d forgotten where she’d left her car and we both giggled when I pointed out that she was already wearing it on her forehead
August 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Only met Diana once, when I was working as a paramedic. She seemed a bit ditzy really but cute with it. Said she’d forgotten where she’d left her car and we both giggled when I pointed out that she was already wearing it on her forehead
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
August 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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Someone have a fancy dress party on y so I can dress up as Paul Stanley with tits
August 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Someone have a fancy dress party on y so I can dress up as Paul Stanley with tits
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
August 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
