THE ABOMIN8TOR.EXE
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DRUGS ARE BAD - AND SO ARE YOU
HAHAHAHA that spreadsheet still amazes me to this day
“Threatened to drive to Braintree and bum my tart’s head in” can quite simply NEVER be topped
Magnificent
“Threatened to drive to Braintree and bum my tart’s head in” can quite simply NEVER be topped
Magnificent
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
HAHAHAHA that spreadsheet still amazes me to this day
“Threatened to drive to Braintree and bum my tart’s head in” can quite simply NEVER be topped
Magnificent
“Threatened to drive to Braintree and bum my tart’s head in” can quite simply NEVER be topped
Magnificent
Closely followed by these
September 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Closely followed by these
Haha I know
This is my all-time fav tweet ever
This is my all-time fav tweet ever
September 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Haha I know
This is my all-time fav tweet ever
This is my all-time fav tweet ever
Haha much as I’d like the credit for that, that belongs to the legendary Vigo
He seemed to have a thing for Tesco, and Dominos
He seemed to have a thing for Tesco, and Dominos
September 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Haha much as I’d like the credit for that, that belongs to the legendary Vigo
He seemed to have a thing for Tesco, and Dominos
He seemed to have a thing for Tesco, and Dominos
Cheers for posting.
That was one of mine, here’s a higher resolution version of the screenshot
That was one of mine, here’s a higher resolution version of the screenshot
August 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Cheers for posting.
That was one of mine, here’s a higher resolution version of the screenshot
That was one of mine, here’s a higher resolution version of the screenshot
I know he has a reputation as a bit of a cunt but even so this seems a touch disrespectful
July 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I know he has a reputation as a bit of a cunt but even so this seems a touch disrespectful
I know he has a reputation as a bit of a cunt but even so this seems a touch disrespectful
July 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I know he has a reputation as a bit of a cunt but even so this seems a touch disrespectful
HAHAHAHA
Wurrance Telephene, though, incredible 😂
Wurrance Telephene, though, incredible 😂
July 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
HAHAHAHA
Wurrance Telephene, though, incredible 😂
Wurrance Telephene, though, incredible 😂
I found out while goading him on Twitter years ago that he doesn’t even know how to type full stops properly, the weird cunt
July 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I found out while goading him on Twitter years ago that he doesn’t even know how to type full stops properly, the weird cunt
I found out while goading him on Twitter years ago that he doesn’t even know how to type full stops properly, the weird cunt
July 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I found out while goading him on Twitter years ago that he doesn’t even know how to type full stops properly, the weird cunt
really not sure about these modern prawns
Think I prefer the traditional ones
less chewy/ crunchy isn’t it
Think I prefer the traditional ones
less chewy/ crunchy isn’t it
July 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
really not sure about these modern prawns
Think I prefer the traditional ones
less chewy/ crunchy isn’t it
Think I prefer the traditional ones
less chewy/ crunchy isn’t it
Please keep an eye out for my Auntie Sandra, poor old dear suffers from Alzheimer’s and has left the gas on and wandered off again.
Believed to still be in Boca Chica, TX area - unless she’s managed to get in a rocket again (in which case I guess it’s goodnight, bitch)
Believed to still be in Boca Chica, TX area - unless she’s managed to get in a rocket again (in which case I guess it’s goodnight, bitch)
May 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Please keep an eye out for my Auntie Sandra, poor old dear suffers from Alzheimer’s and has left the gas on and wandered off again.
Believed to still be in Boca Chica, TX area - unless she’s managed to get in a rocket again (in which case I guess it’s goodnight, bitch)
Believed to still be in Boca Chica, TX area - unless she’s managed to get in a rocket again (in which case I guess it’s goodnight, bitch)
“You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED! “
May 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED! “
Every now and again this pops up on my phone screen
I don’t know why, or how to stop it
I don’t know why, or how to stop it
May 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every now and again this pops up on my phone screen
I don’t know why, or how to stop it
I don’t know why, or how to stop it
NO, *YOU* ACCEPT MY EXPLOSIVE ABOMINATING TROMBONE RIGHT UP YOUR SAFETY VALVE, THIEL, YOU WEIRD INCEL EUGENICIST AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE
GTFOH BITCH
GTFOH BITCH
April 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
NO, *YOU* ACCEPT MY EXPLOSIVE ABOMINATING TROMBONE RIGHT UP YOUR SAFETY VALVE, THIEL, YOU WEIRD INCEL EUGENICIST AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE
GTFOH BITCH
GTFOH BITCH
Germany knows *exactly* what it’s doing here
Heartwarming
Heartwarming
April 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Germany knows *exactly* what it’s doing here
Heartwarming
Heartwarming
He is, this is still funny tho
April 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
He is, this is still funny tho
As you know, I lost my elderly cat soulmate around the same time you lost Bob
And now I have this fucking beautiful woolly-headed twat supervising my weekly timesheet submissions ✌🏻
And now I have this fucking beautiful woolly-headed twat supervising my weekly timesheet submissions ✌🏻
March 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
As you know, I lost my elderly cat soulmate around the same time you lost Bob
And now I have this fucking beautiful woolly-headed twat supervising my weekly timesheet submissions ✌🏻
And now I have this fucking beautiful woolly-headed twat supervising my weekly timesheet submissions ✌🏻