ButtFumblerr
@buttfumblerr.bsky.social
Educator. I like stats, literature, awful movies, video games, the NFL, and rock music.
Go Broncos and Trail Blazers
Go Broncos and Trail Blazers
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Primus (6+ times)
Jeff Beck
Soundgarden
Gorillaz
Merle Haggard
Primus (6+ times)
Jeff Beck
Soundgarden
Gorillaz
Merle Haggard
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Daft Punk
The Decemberists (x3)
Oasis (x2)
V6 (x9)
Something Corporate & the Juliana Theory
Daft Punk
The Decemberists (x3)
Oasis (x2)
V6 (x9)
Something Corporate & the Juliana Theory
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Phantogram (x2)
Metallica
LCD Soundsystem
Spoon
Car Seat Headrest
Phantogram (x2)
Metallica
LCD Soundsystem
Spoon
Car Seat Headrest
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Primus (6+ times)
Jeff Beck
Soundgarden
Gorillaz
Merle Haggard
Primus (6+ times)
Jeff Beck
Soundgarden
Gorillaz
Merle Haggard
WE CAN'T HEAR YOU SCOTT!! @nflredzone.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
WE CAN'T HEAR YOU SCOTT!! @nflredzone.bsky.social
Broncos throwbacks are appropriate considering they seem to be setting the game back about 40 years
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Broncos throwbacks are appropriate considering they seem to be setting the game back about 40 years
From my 2015 Toyota's radio display. He's just staring at me for all 7 minutes and 30 seconds of the song. I can't stop laughing.
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
From my 2015 Toyota's radio display. He's just staring at me for all 7 minutes and 30 seconds of the song. I can't stop laughing.
unlike many other birds (ravens, eagles, seahawks) these ones dont usually go anywhere after november
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
unlike many other birds (ravens, eagles, seahawks) these ones dont usually go anywhere after november
Me during conference week vs. Me enjoying the three day weekend
September 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Me during conference week vs. Me enjoying the three day weekend
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hrs without prep
1. The NFL
2. History of 20th Century Rock
3. The Hebrew Bible
1. The NFL
2. History of 20th Century Rock
3. The Hebrew Bible
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hrs without prep
1. Early childhood education
2. Literacy
3. Rock and Roll/Folk 1958-? Country and Western/Bluegrass till maybe '79
1. Early childhood education
2. Literacy
3. Rock and Roll/Folk 1958-? Country and Western/Bluegrass till maybe '79
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without preparation
• the band Ghost and the lore
• cats
• Wild West history
• the band Ghost and the lore
• cats
• Wild West history
September 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hrs without prep
1. The NFL
2. History of 20th Century Rock
3. The Hebrew Bible
1. The NFL
2. History of 20th Century Rock
3. The Hebrew Bible
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TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
OH GAWD THAT BROCK PURDY COMMERCIAL MY EYES
September 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
OH GAWD THAT BROCK PURDY COMMERCIAL MY EYES
I felt so bad for the rookie RT Parsons just made rethink his career choice, its not your fault dude
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I felt so bad for the rookie RT Parsons just made rethink his career choice, its not your fault dude
That is a helluva catch
September 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That is a helluva catch
One of the low-key funny things I like about football is when players scramble for the ball after the play is blown dead like it is still alive and they are trying to recover a fumble and start frantically pointing in their team's direction.
September 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
One of the low-key funny things I like about football is when players scramble for the ball after the play is blown dead like it is still alive and they are trying to recover a fumble and start frantically pointing in their team's direction.
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I have never wanted to tag a total stranger and share an image more than when I saw this and thought of @brianphillips.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have never wanted to tag a total stranger and share an image more than when I saw this and thought of @brianphillips.bsky.social
Furthest I've been:
N: Aberdeen, UK
E: Vienna, AT
S: Honolulu, HI
W: Kauai, HI
N: Aberdeen, UK
E: Vienna, AT
S: Honolulu, HI
W: Kauai, HI
August 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Furthest I've been:
N: Aberdeen, UK
E: Vienna, AT
S: Honolulu, HI
W: Kauai, HI
N: Aberdeen, UK
E: Vienna, AT
S: Honolulu, HI
W: Kauai, HI
I'm trying to acquire new sets of books for my classroom library! If you're interested in donating towards this cause, please click the link below and use the code LIFTOFF at checkout for your donation to be doubled for up to $50 for the next seven days.
Creating Reading Addicts, a project from Mr. Sobes
Help me give my students book series that will keep them interested in reading more! I teach reading and literature to students from 6th-8th grade, the majority of whom are culturally diverse ELL s...
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August 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm trying to acquire new sets of books for my classroom library! If you're interested in donating towards this cause, please click the link below and use the code LIFTOFF at checkout for your donation to be doubled for up to $50 for the next seven days.
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A short while ago, there was an 8.0
earthquake off the coast of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russia.
We are in touch with the National Tsunami Warning Center. The threat of a tsunami to the Washington state coast is UNKNOWN at this time. We will post more when we know more.
More: tsunami.gov
#wawx
earthquake off the coast of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russia.
We are in touch with the National Tsunami Warning Center. The threat of a tsunami to the Washington state coast is UNKNOWN at this time. We will post more when we know more.
More: tsunami.gov
#wawx
U.S. Tsunami Warning Centers
tsunami.gov
July 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A short while ago, there was an 8.0
earthquake off the coast of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russia.
We are in touch with the National Tsunami Warning Center. The threat of a tsunami to the Washington state coast is UNKNOWN at this time. We will post more when we know more.
More: tsunami.gov
#wawx
earthquake off the coast of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russia.
We are in touch with the National Tsunami Warning Center. The threat of a tsunami to the Washington state coast is UNKNOWN at this time. We will post more when we know more.
More: tsunami.gov
#wawx
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Republican Senator, after blocking a resolution to release the Epstein files: "What we're simply wanting to do here is give them cover"
July 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Republican Senator, after blocking a resolution to release the Epstein files: "What we're simply wanting to do here is give them cover"
RIP Prince of Darkness. Black Sabbath's eponymous album, Paranoid, and Master of Reality are three of my favorite metal albums.
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
RIP Prince of Darkness. Black Sabbath's eponymous album, Paranoid, and Master of Reality are three of my favorite metal albums.
Chauncey Billups is on an early AM flight from Portland to Denver this morning— wonder if he's scouting anybody
July 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Chauncey Billups is on an early AM flight from Portland to Denver this morning— wonder if he's scouting anybody
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I could use just this one clip from Dr. Makary to teach...probably a full half of my statistical critical thinking course. Just rolling through the errors he commits one by one. Each week we could only chew through like 2-3 words there's so much innumeracy here.
Makary: "We have a lot of data and it may not necessarily be the traditional 50 year randomized control trial follow up. It's data from families that say their kids have been acting with bad behavior ... and they eliminate the petroleum-based food dyes and the behavior improves. That is data."
July 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I could use just this one clip from Dr. Makary to teach...probably a full half of my statistical critical thinking course. Just rolling through the errors he commits one by one. Each week we could only chew through like 2-3 words there's so much innumeracy here.
Ah yes, the classic children's television program 30 Rock.
July 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ah yes, the classic children's television program 30 Rock.
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Bombed a nation based on a gut feeling. But yeah, women are too emotional to lead.
WELKER: Do you and President Trump trust the US intelligence community and its assessments?
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Bombed a nation based on a gut feeling. But yeah, women are too emotional to lead.
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“rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge”
June 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
“rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge”
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We won’t amplify it, but the president posting that Dems are “sick of mind” and “hate our country” immediately after 2 Dem lawmakers and their spouses were shot in their homes is the opposite of leadership. Gas on the fire.
June 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We won’t amplify it, but the president posting that Dems are “sick of mind” and “hate our country” immediately after 2 Dem lawmakers and their spouses were shot in their homes is the opposite of leadership. Gas on the fire.