FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
banner
butterbumps.bsky.social
FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
@butterbumps.bsky.social
A middle aged curmudgeon.
She/Her
Pinned
💜
Prince and The Revolution's "When Doves Cry" from 'Purple Rain' hit #1 on the US singles chart 41 years ago on July 7, 1984

album.ink/PrincePR
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Cancel every streaming subscription, stream illegally, get a library card, spend that money on more burritos.
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Look, when the zombies come back, they should probably avoid the USA. Cuz if they’re looking for brains, they’re gonna struggle.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Did he fall for one of those Nigerian prince email scams?
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
New York knows how to do Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Madonna released "Like a Virgin" as the lead single from her album of the same name 41 years ago on October 31, 1984 | Watch the official video, listen to the album + revisit our tribute to the album here: album.ink/MadonnaVrgn
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Q: What do you call it when many people in multiple events are deliberately killed on the open seas outside of a declaration of war?

A: Murder. Mass murder. Crimes against humanity.
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Sucha good idea to "mob" Black Owned Businesses w/ support.
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
A Tribe Called Quest released "Can I Kick It?" as the third single from their debut album 'People’s Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm' 35 years ago on October 29, 1990

album.ink/ATCQpeoples
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stereotypes
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Libs on bluesky dont see the victims of epstein as people but as a gotcha moment. They see nothing wrong with America prior to trump. They rewrite history through chatgpt to fit their views, they use GenAI, and they contribute to its horror to recycle the same 3 memes. I think I hate them
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Along with being an important agricultural food staple to the Cherokee, (along with the corn, bean
October 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
DID YOU KNOW?

Adam and Eve started wearing fig leaves because Nancy Mace wouldn't stop checking their junk.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
please enjoy brand new tingler of the season BUTT ON HAUNTED HILL. can YOU spend just one night in the house with all these handsome ghost unicorns and refrain from pounding? get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY41MSRG/ or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/butt-o...
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This trick ass really just asked me to give her my notes so she could take credit for my work.
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
The real question is:

Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
On this day in 1985, Pet Shop Boys released the single for "West End Girls"...

youtu.be/p3j2NYZ8FKs?...
Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Official Video) [HD REMASTERED]
YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...
Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription
YouTube video by Indivisible
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
Look, I'm not an advocate for violent tactics BUT, if you go into public dressed as a Nazi or throw a Hitler Große salute and you get your ass beat, that's on you. There should be nothing controversial about this.
October 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
I might do Christmas card reveal on Patreon later this week. @stuartcb.bsky.social has excelled himself once again. Come see the design, and get a smutty card in December, by joining here:

www.patreon.com/girlonthenet
Get more from Girl on the Net on Patreon
audio erotica
www.patreon.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Reposted by FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM