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FormerlyKnownAsButterBumps
@butterbumps.bsky.social
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A middle aged curmudgeon.
She/Her
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Pete Buttigieg fan on Bluesky blocking me. Pete Buttigieg user on Bluesky.
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This is bleak 🤮
A google generated list of likely D presidential candidates for 2028: G. Newsome, G Whitmer, J Shapiro, K Harris, W Moore, J Pritzker, P Buttigieg, A Beshear, AOC, T Walz, R Khanna, A Klobuchar, R Watnock, M Cuban. Commenters have added Obama to the list as logically he’d be eligible for a third term if DT is.
October 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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I made Pao de Queijo on my lunch break 😋
Pao de Queijo (Brazilian bread made with grated cheese)
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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People would stop inviting me places
I’m jealous of toddlers and their lack of social norms. Imagine seeing someone you don’t want to talk to and the second they open their mouth, you just scream “NO“ in their face and run away.
August 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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This album perfectly encapsulates the chaotic energy of this song and the music video.
July 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A picture with Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, First Lady Michelle Obama and Rapper/Singer Lauryn Hill captioned: I ain’t coming
April 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Cover for Prince’s Dirty Mind is a black and white image of the singer wearing a trench coat open to reveal that he’s dressed only in black bikini briefs.
April 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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*sigh
Bathroom vanity with a jar of scrunchies, hand soap dispenser, vibrating butt plug, tooth polish and toothpaste atop.
April 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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China with the cunty read
April 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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I sew 😉 started making my own bras about 2 years ago.
December 31, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Happy birthday Morris Day xo
December 14, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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No reason I just saw this photo of Al Green and I love it.
Black and white photo of singer Al Green in a fabulous suit that has his initials bejeweled on the lapels and no shirt.
December 13, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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She seems nice @democracygirl4life.bsky.social
Racist @democracygirl4life.bsky.social being racist
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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I had a T-shirt with this cover on it, wonder if I still have it
Hustler magazine cover dated August 1981 a nude woman straddling a tennis racket.
December 11, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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I have got to stop following people back on here
Screenshot of Bluesky message soliciting personal information
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Sometimes being told what you already know about yourself can be validating, this wasn’t one of those occasions 🤸🏿‍♂️✨

sexvalues.github.io/index.html
Result of a “Sex Values test”showing I’m still, sadly, very hetero and possibly obsessed with penises.
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Just in case you didn’t believe me
October 31, 2024 at 8:14 AM