Gorrister
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from the old times, when wishing still helped
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oops all pronouns . parent . neurospice . hairdresser . exvangelical . abolition . weird li'l guy
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Gorrister
@businesssocks.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Like I tell my kids, "Being scared is the only time you get a chance to be brave, because being brave is being scared and doing it anyway."
There's been a lot of stuff on tt about this and I feel like some of you should be caught up because this story is bananas.
A woman on TikTok did a very simple experiment:
With SNAP benefits paused, would churches give a poor mother with an infant who was starving a can of baby formula?
Spoiler alert: the Protestants failed.
religionunplugged.com/news/kentuck...
With SNAP benefits paused, would churches give a poor mother with an infant who was starving a can of baby formula?
Spoiler alert: the Protestants failed.
religionunplugged.com/news/kentuck...
Woman’s Church ‘Baby Formula Test’ Goes Viral, Exposing Compassion Gap
A Kentucky woman who was turned down by dozens of churches of various denominations and sizes in the Bible Belt in donating formula to her hungry baby has created a TikTok sensation. Fortunately, a fe...
religionunplugged.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There's been a lot of stuff on tt about this and I feel like some of you should be caught up because this story is bananas.
Truly we live in Panem
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Truly we live in Panem
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Anybody know how I can stop worrying and learn to love the bomb?
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Anybody know how I can stop worrying and learn to love the bomb?
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
At a fairies themed bday party today, 4 slammed a whole pixie stick and yelled, "I FEEL LIKE I CAN FLY!!" and took off running.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
At a fairies themed bday party today, 4 slammed a whole pixie stick and yelled, "I FEEL LIKE I CAN FLY!!" and took off running.
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This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Oh no, the tummy bug is making the rounds in their school. Fingers crossed.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oh no, the tummy bug is making the rounds in their school. Fingers crossed.
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There is currently, and there is going to be, a whole lot of screenshots of snippets from the Epstein files.
If you’re going to share it, try (for the love of all things Gaga) put the alt-text in.
Just copy + paste the section you are screen posting. It’s like five clicks.
Dont be lazy.
If you’re going to share it, try (for the love of all things Gaga) put the alt-text in.
Just copy + paste the section you are screen posting. It’s like five clicks.
Dont be lazy.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There is currently, and there is going to be, a whole lot of screenshots of snippets from the Epstein files.
If you’re going to share it, try (for the love of all things Gaga) put the alt-text in.
Just copy + paste the section you are screen posting. It’s like five clicks.
Dont be lazy.
If you’re going to share it, try (for the love of all things Gaga) put the alt-text in.
Just copy + paste the section you are screen posting. It’s like five clicks.
Dont be lazy.
A friend asked me today what was wrong. I asked what I'd done to make them ask. "You're exhaling 'fuuuuuuck' quietly with every breath." Yeah, that tracks.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A friend asked me today what was wrong. I asked what I'd done to make them ask. "You're exhaling 'fuuuuuuck' quietly with every breath." Yeah, that tracks.
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Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
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I made one, too!
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I made one, too!
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while i have your attention
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
while i have your attention
Anybody need a third for a pop culture jeopardy team?
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Anybody need a third for a pop culture jeopardy team?
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Good job Böcker on seizing the moment to advertise your lifts 🤣
"Böcker: My way to the top. When you need things to move fast: the Böcker Agilo can carry up to 400kg of treasures at 42m per minute—whisper-quiet thanks to its 230 V electric motor."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
"Böcker: My way to the top. When you need things to move fast: the Böcker Agilo can carry up to 400kg of treasures at 42m per minute—whisper-quiet thanks to its 230 V electric motor."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Good job Böcker on seizing the moment to advertise your lifts 🤣
"Böcker: My way to the top. When you need things to move fast: the Böcker Agilo can carry up to 400kg of treasures at 42m per minute—whisper-quiet thanks to its 230 V electric motor."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
"Böcker: My way to the top. When you need things to move fast: the Böcker Agilo can carry up to 400kg of treasures at 42m per minute—whisper-quiet thanks to its 230 V electric motor."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
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Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
Getty.edu/art/collection
The Getty collection has had a huge amount of art made Open Content.
The Getty collection has had a huge amount of art made Open Content.
The J. Paul Getty Museum Collection
Explore the collection of the J. Paul Getty Museum at the Getty Center and the Getty Villa.
Getty.edu
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Getty.edu/art/collection
The Getty collection has had a huge amount of art made Open Content.
The Getty collection has had a huge amount of art made Open Content.
I woke up from a nightmare an hour before the alarm but all is forgiven because I get to be the one to tell husbo Dick Cheney died.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I woke up from a nightmare an hour before the alarm but all is forgiven because I get to be the one to tell husbo Dick Cheney died.
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EAT SHIT KC AND TAYLOR SWIFT
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
EAT SHIT KC AND TAYLOR SWIFT